deleted35362 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 My best joke: DLC Ike Fixed.png that downsized image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Isn't it beautiful?! It's true Discordianism!!! Living up to your name It's mesmerizing, alright. Shhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyosua Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 that downsized image. Click the image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 SLENDER IKE spoopy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 "I went to the doctor today to get checked and he said I would have to stop masturbating." "Aw shit dude why?" "So he could check me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 This thread is now the joke This thread has been a joke for a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 The Japanese translated the Russian Phrase of "I love you" As I could die. Well.... Maybe they were right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walks into a bar.we need more than one person for these jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 [spoiler=How do you keep (insert someone from a group you do not like) busy?]Put them in a round room and tell them that there's a diamond in the corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 A man asks his wife: "Can you tell me something that will make me sad and happy at the same time?" She says "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 - hola, soy paraguayo y vengo para garcharme a tu mujer - PARA QUE?! - PARAGUAYO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 ok that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 24, 2014 Author Share Posted May 24, 2014 This thread has been a joke for a long time... how's the Best/Worst in FE thread going NinjaMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 - hola, soy paraguayo y vengo para garcharme a tu mujer - PARA QUE?! - PARAGUAYO i love this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 24, 2014 Author Share Posted May 24, 2014 spanish-speakers of the chat is it the best joke to have been posted so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Necktie's are great. (except maybe the spanish one?) OK. So, Pope John Paul II dies and goes to heaven. Peter greets him at the pearly gates. "OK Paul," he says, "you did so well that we're gonna give you the run of the place. Where do you want to go?" The pope requests a trip to the library so he can read all sorts of scripture. They clear out the place and let him go wild. Peter checks up on the pope about a week later. As he goes into the library, he sees the pope crying. "What is it Paul?" The pope responds with tears in his eyes, "IT WAS CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 - hola, soy paraguayo y vengo para garcharme a tu mujer - PARA QUE?! - PARAGUAYO best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 - Ay, amor... me siento gorda, fea, y hinchada. Que tengo? - Razón, boluda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 This might be slightly long, but as far as bad jokes go, this is my favourite. Sloppily translated because I'm lazy. So, a Dane, an American and an Indian are sitting in a hot-air balloon. They are all bragging. "In Denmark, we have way too much food", says the Dane, and then he tosses half a frozen frozen pig out. "In America, we have way too much money", says the American, and then he tosses a bundle of thousand dollar-bill out. The Indian sits silently for some time, contemplating. "In India, we are way too much people," he finally says, and then he tosses out the Dane and the American. Oh man...that made me chortle. What do you do with a dead chemist? Well you can't curium and you can't helium, so you may as well just barium ehehehehehehe bonus joke time [spoiler=What do you call a cow with no legs?][spoiler=ground beef][spoiler=What do you call a cow with three legs?][spoiler=lean beef][spoiler=What do you call a cow with two legs?]Your moooooom ooooh siiiiick buuuurn *snort* A spaniard is told his wife is cheating on him with his best friend... So he killed his dog. Oooommmmm! lololol! Oh this one i found is kinda funny. The Prime Minister of Norway has announced that he's taken measures to ensure that no car is left unattended in the centre of Oslo again. He's imported 500 scousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 dandragon just made a really funny joke during the skype party "ike" he said to me "you put yourself down too much man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 two seals walk into a club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 two seals walk into a club That's the best alibi you could come up with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 how's the Best/Worst in FE thread going NinjaMonkey I stopped doing that ages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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