Belisarius Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm cancer but that does not apply to me at all, I mean I don't wear make up and I'm not in a relationship right now and I'm not looking for one, so this is way off. yeah youre cancer all right ScorpioBeware of close friends outing themselves as Western Sydney Wanderers fans. Do not engage in the Poznan. wise words that one should adhere to for the rest of ones life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 accurate/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 what the fuck cunt? brendan santalab is a racist cunt btw and now he doesn't have legs because we crippled him hahahaha (please still win the ACL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 23/10/14 Aries You may face adversity today. Fear not, for the size of your muscles and sexual dimorphism will bear you in good stead. Taurus You will encounter a long-forgotten meme for the first time in a while. Do not fret - the rest of the day can only get better. Gemini You will meet an old friend or relative, and they will have gained a significant amount of weight since you last saw one another. Don't comment on it. They know as well as you do. Cancer Any takeaway ordered today will be of very disappointing quality. Trust in your own cooking today. Leo Today, an old nursery rhyme will haunt you, because you cannot remember the last line. Remember; Google is your friend. Virgo Today will be a day of great fortune, specifically because of the contrast to yesterday being terrible. Libra Someone will try to get into a debate with you about how humans don't know for certain that they're all seeing the same colours. Don't get involved. It isn't worth it. Scorpio Today a colleague at work, university or school will bother you with their inability to use chopsticks. Bring a fork to work, university or school. You'll hate yourself for it, but they'll thank you later. Sagittarius You will suffer a long, hard internet blackout. Use the time to think about simple pastimes, such as fishing or gardening. Capricorn This is not a good day for reading, as crowded white noise will seem to follow you wherever you go, be it singing, overheard conversations or bird calls. Try audiobooks instead, with headphones. Aquarius You will receive a gift, meant kindly, from a friend, and you will struggle to conceal your disappointment at its value. Pisces Today will be uneventful. Nothing will happen. You will forget every moment of it within two weeks. Despair of what your life has become in this day and age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Glace Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Well I hope your Virgo prediction is true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kon Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Aquarius You will receive a gift, meant kindly, from a friend, and you will struggle to conceal your disappointment at its value. Aw :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm gonna legit bring a fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Pisces You will come into violent dispute with an Aries. Don't try to argue. Just run. Huhuhu, you better not do anything crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Taurus You will encounter a long-forgotten meme for the first time in a while. Do not fret - the rest of the day can only get better. Is it going to be because of Waluigi's meme thread? ;~; I encountered a sorta old dead meme a few days ago though and sadly it was because I remembered it myself~ But thank you for the consolation horoscope ;~~~; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 would classical chinese poetry count as nursery rhyrmes #chineseelementaryschooleducation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ownagepuffs Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The fuck is with these sucky horoscopes for Pisces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 He hates Pisces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Leo Today, an old nursery rhyme will haunt you, because you cannot remember the last line. Remember; Google is your friend. Well, crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 23/10/14 Aquarius You will receive a gift, meant kindly, from a friend, and you will struggle to conceal your disappointment at its value. *Is just happy to receive a gift, but it'll still suck if it's like a broken window* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) *Is just happy to receive a gift, but it'll still suck if it's like a broken window* /gives a knife with a penny taped to the side Edited October 23, 2014 by Makaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 24/10/14 Aries You will discover that one of your close alpha friends is not an Aries. While anyone could understand your reluctance to accept this, instead channel your concern into the realisation of your own exclusivity. Taurus Today you will discover one of your friends is in fact incredibly rich. It will be brought up in as awkward a fashion as possible. Gemini Today is a day to look disappointed, but say nothing, when one of your friends says something blatantly racist. A look on the 24th of October 2014 from a Gemini will be worth more than any scolding. Cancer Be dissatisfied with your surroundings today. You will find your chakras to be filled with a self-loathing enery, desperate to change your own surroundings. Leo You might be dissatisfied with your phone today. This will only be exacerbated when people you love and care deeply about insist you upgrade to a smartphone, or a better smartphone, or a tablet or something, which will cause you to suddenly launch into a defence of your own phone. Virgo You will disapprove of a friend's fashion choices today, but be incapable of acting on your feelings. Libra Today, you will have the chance to experience a new and interesting flavour. Like grubs, or rats. Don't be tempted. Stick to what you know. Scorpio Today you will accidentally blurt out something incredibly racist, and nearby Gemini will stare into your soul. As penance, donate $10 to www.zodiacofparrhesia.net.au. Immediately. Sagittarius Your sleep last night, and tonight, will not be good today. At all. And that, more than any mere horoscope, will doom today and tomorrow. Capricorn Today you will begin the first step on an exciting journey. Specifically, to become addicted to some form of stimulant. Aquarius Today will be a day of intense, intense suffering, as very small things will seriously annoy you and cause you to lash out as others. This will not be your fault. Your coworkers will suffer as a result. They may or may not forgive you. Pisces Today you will continue to bitch about why your horoscopes are always negative, without any desire to change your fortunes on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Pisces Today you will continue to bitch about why your horoscopes are always negative, without any desire to change your fortunes on your own. Tsk. Tsk. Almost got me, there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 yesterday was indeed boring but i'm not even complaining about today's horoscope so it's kind of already wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'm not paying shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kon Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I guess it's a good thing I'm already done with work today then c: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 lololol nice thread. I WILL CHANGE MY FORTUNES MYSELF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaia Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Libra Someone will try to get into a debate with you about how humans don't know for certain that they're all seeing the same colours. Don't get involved. It isn't worth it. Ok, Ok. I spent a few hours thinking about this yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 24/10/14 Leo You might be dissatisfied with your phone today. This will only be exacerbated when people you love and care deeply about insist you upgrade to a smartphone, or a better smartphone, or a tablet or something, which will cause you to suddenly launch into a defence of your own phone. I think this might be applying to another Leo I know... because I already changed mine a long time ago. I was so attached to that prepaid flip phone too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 TaurusToday you will discover one of your friends is in fact incredibly rich. It will be brought up in as awkward a fashion as possible. oh boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 my phone is fine thank you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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