Thor Odinson Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) SpiderLumiman gains massive muscles and can punch through a computer screen to any other computer screen He also becomes 3x better at math, gains intimate details about how to draw muscles, and gains a weakness against rabbits in the form of "too cute im slain ded" Edited April 25, 2015 by Thor Odinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Sevvyman gains the ability to eat all the food offered in answer to the previous question in one sitting, and more. He also becomes 3x better at math, OMG the guy in your avatar is red too, you must be char. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 can we have an sf get together so i can take free food home pweety plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 can we have an sf get together so i can take free food home pweety plz Like I said, I won't leave any food for you to take home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He is now twice as lame as he was before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 butbutbut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Q534: Paella. Or ribs, or fried rice. For the record, I really liked Q534. Q535: He would get the ability to be somewhat pragmatic, diligent, good enough knife/sword play, and slightly sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 butbutbut 3x as many butts...you must be char too. Char is turning up everywhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Laziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dijon Mustard Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) he'd be like a really zen dog whisperer Edited April 25, 2015 by Dijon Mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasied Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He gains the power of fantastic hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He would gain the ability to give up this hero buisness in favor of a quieter life. Are you McDohl for real?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He becomes the ultimate slacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He will gain the super handy and wonderful ability of PATIENCE I never believed people who told me I was patient because there are many things I feel I'm impatient with, but now that I've been exposed to so many people at my job I have learned that even if I can get impatient at times, I'm still waaaaaaaaay more patient than almost everybody and WOW I never knew how impatient people actually are but I'm starting to get impatient with the impatient people sooooooo >u> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person123 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 The power to sleep 12 hours a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Capri Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Parker gains Chuunibyou and the inability to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fengaridotdll Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Voidman becomes somewhat crazy and gets a name that looks like something you would name a robot master from Mega Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 he becomes bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobo whatever the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moira Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He can now touch his toes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) spiderman can now master the art of raising princesses and also obtains the ability to find anything and anyone using google shit i accidentally fell asleep in the middle of work right now for like 2 hours Edited April 25, 2015 by Chen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He gains synesthesia, and music takes on a whole 'nother dimension! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 to complain more about how much /effort it is to go out and fight crime also the power to say to himself "that's enough crimefighting for tonight, I gotta sleep" and then stay out for another four hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Nepos Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 The powers of perfectionism, ambivalence and scrupulosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 tunisian spaghetti, turmeric, chilli, tomato puree I love that shit belatedly do you have a recipe to this because, hell, that sounds amazing Parrhesiaman would have the power/curse/hell, who knows to constantly befriend and bond with women that have incompatible sexualities. It would be of limited value to fight crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 he becomes bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobo whatever the fuckdamn you for this referencei think he'd get a mass amount of laziness from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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