Locust Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 i had a gif of this somewhere that I was looking for but I guess I'm too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) I think a mention should also go to your opponent in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. That poor guy just can't win, no matter what. Edit: And of course, who could forget this classic boss?: Edited January 1, 2016 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OakTree Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Also, Bowser in Galaxy, just Ground Pound until you're done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkDestr0yer61 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I mean. Yu Yevon from Final Fantasy 10 comes to mind, but do bosses like that even count? (A boss you literally can't lose against) Even though he is the last guy you fight, I consider Braska's Final Aeon as the final boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) Also, Von Bolt from Advance Wars: Dual Strike. I'm not sure what happened there. It seems like Von Bolt just kinda forgot to deploy an actual army for the final level. Edited January 1, 2016 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solrocknroll Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Also, Von Bolt from Advance Wars: Dual Strike. I'm not sure what happened there. It seems like Von Bolt just kinda forgot to deploy an army for the final level. maybe I'm bad at AW (because I totally am) but I still haven't beaten Von Bolt I also got stuck on Sonja in AW1 and Sea Fortress and Sinking Feeling in AW2 so I have every AW game (even DoR) but have beaten none of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) there are actually two ways to kill toad man in mega man 4 this and this Edited January 1, 2016 by maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) maybe I'm bad at AW (because I totally am) but I still haven't beaten Von Bolt I also got stuck on Sonja in AW1 and Sea Fortress and Sinking Feeling in AW2 so I have every AW game (even DoR) but have beaten none of them Well, like Storm before him, Von Bolt has two levels. The first one is decent enough but the actual final level is a complete joke. And I am surprised to hear that you got stuck on Sonja in AW1 without ever having beaten it, seeing how Sonja is a hidden opponent. It requires you to beat all of Kanbai's levels in a strict turn limit, so she is very difficult to reach. It's been a while but I would say that it's far easier to beat her then to actually get to her. Edited January 1, 2016 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solrocknroll Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Well, like Storm before him, Von Bolt has two levels. The first one is decent enough but the actual final level is a complete joke. And I am surprised to hear that you got stuck on Sonja in AW1 without ever having beaten it, seeing how Sonja is a hidden opponent. It requires you to beat all of Kanbai's levels in a strict turn limit, so she is very difficult to reach. It's been a while but I would say that it's far easier to beat her then to actually get to her. I don't even know how I lucked past Kanbei. It just kinda happened. a lot of times when I win I win by accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 there are actually two ways to kill toad man in mega man 4 this and this XD How'd I forget about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 The Bosses of Dark Souls II when using a Guitar Hero controller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roflolxp54 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 The Waddle Dee that randomly shows up to fight as a boss enemy in some Kirby games (the only difference it has from normal Waddle Dees is abnormally high HP). Can still be inhaled at full health for a OHKO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 The Waddle Dee that randomly shows up to fight as a boss enemy in some Kirby games (the only difference it has from normal Waddle Dees is abnormally high HP). Can still be inhaled at full health for a OHKO. Speaking of which, some games (or at least Super Star Ultra) have a Bandana Dee. It's no different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I can't believe I forgot one of the most important boss fights ever let's all appreciate this masterful work of voice acting and game design Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Cloud 'n' Candy from Yoshi's Story is the ultimate pathetic boss. The boss can't hurt you (not even by contact damage) and is defeated by being licked to death. no man the most pathetic boss was the guy that lost to Glass Joe. Apparently, it was Nick Bruiser (the end boss in Super Punch-Out), in "a freak occurrence". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Medusa in Super Castlevania IV. Triple shot Cross kills her in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) Medusa in Super Castlevania IV. Triple shot Cross kills her in seconds. Thing is, every boss is pathetic when you spam powered up weapons at them. So, I don't think that should really count. Edited January 1, 2016 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 The Bosses of Dark Souls II when using a Guitar Hero controller That's enough out of you. ;/ For the topic. . . [spoiler=Trails in the Sky SC lategame stuff]Gilbert during the Jenis takeover. He'll. . .hit you over the head. For zero damage. Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) Also, a boss who literally doesn't even try is May Ling from Aquanox 2 in the second fight with her in Neopolis. Her AI is glitched and her submarine won't move at all. Which is good because I hate fighting subs that are quipped with the Sizzler. Although her AI works just fine when you play the mission outside of an actual playthrough. Edit: Also, Blados and Chalis in Golden Sun Dark Dawn. Even in a game like this were bosses barely put up a fight, these two really manage to stand out. They have a few offensive items with limited use and that's it. Most of their abilities have no practical benefit for them whatsoever. The only tool in their arsenal that actually hurts are their melee attacks, which they only use every other Thursday. And even those are way too weak to be dangerous anyway. In the second fight with them, they claim they were holding back and are now fighting for real... and are still exactly the same as they were before, except the PCs are now far stronger. Well, they also found themselves a new friend. So with their combined power, they can now throw out 3 useless moves in the same round. Yay! Edited January 1, 2016 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) Thing is, every boss is pathetic when you spam powered up weapons at them. So, I don't think that should really count. Medusa still dies quicker than most other bosses in Castlevania IV. Edited January 1, 2016 by EricTheMerc91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Karnage Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) That's enough out of you. ;/ Okay, I'll be serious this time Chaos 4 from Sonic adventure It telegraphs all of it's moves and gives you like 10 seconds to react and if pathetic means having to resort to cheap kills and instant K'Os then Tabuu and Master core are some of the cheapest bosses in recent gaming Edited January 1, 2016 by Captain Karnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Okay, I'll be serious this time Chaos 4 from Sonic adventure It telegraphs all of it's moves and gives you like 10 seconds to react doesn't every boss in sonic adventure do that though the only one who I'm not sure about is knuckles because you can kill him in about 4 seconds even the last boss fight with sonic against eggman is like that all you have to do is use the homing attack when he makes a bridge for you to attack him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Oooooh! I got it. Nelapa from FFVI. You've just beaten Ultima Weapon (who has 24000 HP), you're on a 6 minute timer and then you run into a boss who throws Doom on you as if you need to hurry up more. Except Nelapa has 10% the HP Ultima Weapon had and is vulnerable to ID. Sure, he's got inherent Reflect but we have so many options to bypass Reflect. Tools (Chainsaw may OHKO him), Slots, Dance, Blitz, Bushido... I usually just give one of my guys a Reflect Ring and bounce Death onto Nelapa. You have a boss that dies to the Death spell. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animeapple Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 the Angler Fish from Zelda Link's Awakening.... just watch... its over in a matter of seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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