FEW Support Compilation

[Corbin]

3 hours ago, unique said:

huh, looks like I was right the first time about it being lianna

here's that support again but with the proper names

I had a feeling that should have been with Lianna, especially since then both her and Rowan would be able to support the same number of lords.

[Seazas]

4 minutes ago, Azure Sen said:

Only one complaining publicly anyway, I think Rowan's pretty terrible too. Ask and ye shall receive:

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Phew, we won. Thank goodness my.strategy played out how I hoped....L.Your strategy? You mean my skills. Did.you see how many enemies I cut down?...O.You still don't trust my tactical sense?.I thought I had earned your approval....A.Pull your weight in a fight, and you'll.always have my approval!...E.But you gotta admit, knights are far.more important than tacticians....M.You still don't understand that there's.more to war than just swordsmanship....L.Let's hold a short symposium on the art.of battle. You may learn something....H.Art? Knights don't need art! They just.need to train and become strong....O.It's a pity you feel that way. To think,.you'd be a splendid knight otherwise....K.You may not need tactics to charge in.headfirst, but there are other ways......Let's say, for example......M.The enemy has 10 times your forces..Even with strong knights, could you win?...1.Well, victory in that case.would be difficult......Q.But with a keen strategy--sneak attacks,.pincers, diversions... See what I mean?...M.You have to admit, strategy and tactics.are just as important as any weapon....G.Even so, coming up with strategy is.a tactician's job. Not a knight's....N.Not true. A tactician can only plan for.the future, not foresee it perfectly....M.The tide of battle shifts constantly..The front line must know how to adapt....P.Knights must have good judgment and.adapt on the fly; otherwise the plan fails....G.In other words...knights can't always.just do what the tacticians say?...L.Precisely. Tacticians paint the broad.strokes; knights fill in the details....P.So if a knight is strong enough to fight.and smart enough to employ strategy......%.I know where you're going with this....J.If you can protect your friends with.your brains as well as your brawn......).Your skill as a knight.will be peerless....3.I like the sound of that. That's what.I'll become!...+.That's the spirit. I'm sure you can do it!...3.In that case, would you mind.teaching me strategy?...:.I wouldn't mind at all..I'll teach you everything I know....D.Let's start with what informs strategy..I have a list right here........That is a really long list.... .N.Somewhere out there an enemy knight.is actually putting in the time to study..!.=.I can't let some enemy outclass me....All right, I'll do it..".L.You must be a master tactician, huh?.Do you know everything about strategy?.#.=.Hardly. Strategy is always changing,.so I'm always studying..$.:.Then let's study together. We'll each.grow in our fields!.%.O.I'm sure you'll one day not only become.a fine knight but a fine king as well..&.).Huh? Become a fine what and a.what when?.'./.You'll be great, Rowan..Now let's get started!

@NoirCore You can be childish without being flat out unbearable like Rowan. 

[Corbin]

20 minutes ago, Azure Sen said:

Only one complaining publicly anyway, I think Rowan's pretty terrible too. Ask and ye shall receive:

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Phew, we won. Thank goodness my.strategy played out how I hoped....L.Your strategy? You mean my skills. Did.you see how many enemies I cut down?...O.You still don't trust my tactical sense?.I thought I had earned your approval....A.Pull your weight in a fight, and you'll.always have my approval!...E.But you gotta admit, knights are far.more important than tacticians....M.You still don't understand that there's.more to war than just swordsmanship....L.Let's hold a short symposium on the art.of battle. You may learn something....H.Art? Knights don't need art! They just.need to train and become strong....O.It's a pity you feel that way. To think,.you'd be a splendid knight otherwise....K.You may not need tactics to charge in.headfirst, but there are other ways......Let's say, for example......M.The enemy has 10 times your forces..Even with strong knights, could you win?...1.Well, victory in that case.would be difficult......Q.But with a keen strategy--sneak attacks,.pincers, diversions... See what I mean?...M.You have to admit, strategy and tactics.are just as important as any weapon....G.Even so, coming up with strategy is.a tactician's job. Not a knight's....N.Not true. A tactician can only plan for.the future, not foresee it perfectly....M.The tide of battle shifts constantly..The front line must know how to adapt....P.Knights must have good judgment and.adapt on the fly; otherwise the plan fails....G.In other words...knights can't always.just do what the tacticians say?...L.Precisely. Tacticians paint the broad.strokes; knights fill in the details....P.So if a knight is strong enough to fight.and smart enough to employ strategy......%.I know where you're going with this....J.If you can protect your friends with.your brains as well as your brawn......).Your skill as a knight.will be peerless....3.I like the sound of that. That's what.I'll become!...+.That's the spirit. I'm sure you can do it!...3.In that case, would you mind.teaching me strategy?...:.I wouldn't mind at all..I'll teach you everything I know....D.Let's start with what informs strategy..I have a list right here........That is a really long list.... .N.Somewhere out there an enemy knight.is actually putting in the time to study..!.=.I can't let some enemy outclass me....All right, I'll do it..".L.You must be a master tactician, huh?.Do you know everything about strategy?.#.=.Hardly. Strategy is always changing,.so I'm always studying..$.:.Then let's study together. We'll each.grow in our fields!.%.O.I'm sure you'll one day not only become.a fine knight but a fine king as well..&.).Huh? Become a fine what and a.what when?.'./.You'll be great, Rowan..Now let's get started!

So that's what that dump was for. As an aside, I just read his one with Celica and, honestly, it was so refreshing to see someone call out Rowan on his narrow mindedness.

Edited September 30, 2017 by Corbin

[VincentASM]

Finished the remaining Celica supports.

http://serenesforest.net/download/few/Tiki-Celica.txt

http://serenesforest.net/download/few/Anna-Celica.txt

[Corbin]

1 hour ago, VincentASM said:

Finished the remaining Celica supports.

http://serenesforest.net/download/few/Tiki-Celica.txt

http://serenesforest.net/download/few/Anna-Celica.txt

Are you sure that's all of them? I can't immediately reference who exactly on this thread mentioned it, but I think they said she also had one with Caeda. 

Edited September 30, 2017 by Corbin

[NoirCore]

1 hour ago, Corbin said:

So that's what that dump was for. As an aside, I just read his one with Celica and, honestly, it was so refreshing to see someone call out Rowan on his narrow mindedness.

Yeah, I read the Robin one too, and while Rowan acts like a doofus at the start, Robin still puts him in place and makes him learn. That's something, at least in my eyes.

[VincentASM]

1 hour ago, Corbin said:

Are you sure that's all of them? I can't immediately reference who exactly on this thread mentioned it, but I think they said she also had one with Caeda. 

Yeah, I think that's it. It may have been a misidentification. But if anyone knows more, do let me know.

[omegaxis1]

I don't know about you, but Rowan's conversation with Celica was really good, and can actually be mature when he wants to be. Also, even Corrin shows a bit more depth in their personality. If only they could have been like this in their actual game...

[ProtoManDan]

Hi there, new to Serenes Forest. I've started cleaning some of the Warriors supports that haven't been done yet (to my knowledge). I'll gradually update the post with a few more.

Lucina x Hinoka : https://pastebin.com/Mw4mb9TZ

Lucina x Elise : https://pastebin.com/EAGcrZjN

Lucina x Marth : https://pastebin.com/QqUB7eH9 (One of my favourites. Got a bit muddy near the end as it was hard to tell who was speaking.)

Lucina x Cordelia : https://pastebin.com/4L8s4U9D

Lucina x Anna : https://pastebin.com/iB1SgMRZ

Lucina x Rowan : https://pastebin.com/VTypYq76

Lucina x Chrom : https://pastebin.com/8As1wSy8

Lucina x Frederick : https://pastebin.com/QX8uNVUQ (Again, bit muddy towards the end)

Lucina x Lissa : https://pastebin.com/KNVaSJck

Seems like that's all of Lucina's. I'll check back tomorrow morning and see which supports are left.

Edit: Oops, I missed Lucina's support with Lissa. Added it to the post.

Edited October 1, 2017 by ProtoManDan

[omegaxis1]

10 minutes ago, ProtoManDan said:

Hi there, new to Serene's Forest. I've started cleaning some of the Warriors supports that haven't been done yet (to my knowledge). I'll gradually update the post with a few more.

 

Lucina x Hinoka : https://pastebin.com/Mw4mb9TZ

Lucina x Elise : https://pastebin.com/EAGcrZjN

Ah Lucina, you continue to be adorable in your own way. XD

[MitoRequiem]

So I've cleaned up 3 supports(If I need to make any corrections do tell it was a bit confusing) I would like to finish the rest of Marth supports if anyone has them(I'll keep searching the forum)

Marth & Lucina: https://pastebin.com/LHLuGZ2c

Marth & Frederick: https://pastebin.com/mJSSHmCS

Marth & Ryoma: https://pastebin.com/SGEZgt40

Marth & Xander: https://pastebin.com/KbyzQJra

Marth & Caeda: https://pastebin.com/gRJpYv3Y

Marth & Chrom: https://pastebin.com/NQAzymWE

Edited October 1, 2017 by MitoRequiem
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[wissenschaft]

Camilla teasing Sakura is cute.

[Corbin]

3 hours ago, ProtoManDan said:

Hi there, new to Serenes Forest. I've started cleaning some of the Warriors supports that haven't been done yet (to my knowledge). I'll gradually update the post with a few more.

Lucina x Hinoka : https://pastebin.com/Mw4mb9TZ

Lucina x Elise : https://pastebin.com/EAGcrZjN

Lucina x Marth : https://pastebin.com/QqUB7eH9 (One of my favourites. Got a bit muddy near the end as it was hard to tell who was speaking.)

Lucina x Cordelia : https://pastebin.com/4L8s4U9D

Lucina x Anna : https://pastebin.com/iB1SgMRZ

Lucina x Rowan : https://pastebin.com/VTypYq76

Lucina x Chrom : https://pastebin.com/8As1wSy8

Lucina x Frederick : https://pastebin.com/QX8uNVUQ (Again, bit muddy towards the end)

 

Seems like that's all of Lucina's. I'll check back tomorrow morning and see which supports are left.

Thanks! You've already contributed so much.

Update: I read Lucina and Cordelia and it's wonderfully sweet (it basically starts with Cordelia comparing Lucina to her father and then they both start to praise each other).

Edited October 1, 2017 by Corbin

[wissenschaft]

Have any more of Camilla's supports been done yet?

[Corbin]

Just found some while browsing Tumblr, credit goes to shadowshrike (http://shadowshrike.tumblr.com/) for translating:

Xander x Lissa: http://shadowshrike.tumblr.com/post/165910905506/few-xander-x-lissa-support

Xander x Frederick: http://shadowshrike.tumblr.com/post/165911618101/few-xander-x-frederick-support

Ryoma x Cordelia: http://shadowshrike.tumblr.com/post/165916375731/few-ryoma-x-cordelia-support

Xander x Robin: http://shadowshrike.tumblr.com/post/165913342151/few-xander-x-robin-support

Edited October 1, 2017 by Corbin

[LoboKD001]

Wait. I notice that the list we have here says Cordelia and Camilla has a convo but my game says there's not.

The photo below shows that it doesn't have a +, which should mean there is no support between them...?

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[Azure Sen]

14 minutes ago, LoboKD001 said:

Wait. I notice that the list we have here says Cordelia and Camilla has a convo but my game says there's not.

The photo below shows that it doesn't have a +, which should mean there is no support between them...?

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That is strange, considering that translated text for a support for them was found in the files. Possibly it was dummied out late in development?

[Thane]

28 minutes ago, Azure Sen said:

That is strange, considering that translated text for a support for them was found in the files. Possibly it was dummied out late in development?

Makes me wonder if they did the same with Sakura x Niles considering its creepy nature.

[Nanima]

1 hour ago, Thane said:

Makes me wonder if they did the same with Sakura x Niles considering its creepy nature.

Okay, I have no desire to revive the Treehouse discourse, just wanted to point out that they are unlikely to remove something that was already present in the original Fates (which was a lot more heavily scrutinized I can imagine): We don't know how the Japanese original of that support was.. but if it was anywhere close to Japanese Elise/Zero... Let's just say that support was mostly about Zero giving Elise bad advice because he wanted to see Elise crash and burn, since he was jealous of her leading a sheltered, priviledged life while he grew up on the streets. Not very admirable I know.. His innuendos are also explicitly mentioned as a mix of self defense tactic/means of making people uncomfortable. Niles on the other hand is always portrayed as pretty genuine with his propositions... I understand they probably wanted to remove the unnecessary cruelty to children aspect of him, but that just resulted in him honestly propositioning young girls like Elise, Mozu and (probably) Sakura. Again, we have no way to know how the original was, but if would fall squarely into the pattern. Unless they have since changed their standards, I see no reason why they would take this out when English Fates had more of the same.  

[ProtoManDan]

Gonna start working on Hinoka's, I'll gradually update this post with progress.

Hinoka x Frederick : https://pastebin.com/miyM3Ni3

Hinoka x Elise : https://pastebin.com/kvDeQWQT

Hinoka x Caeda : https://pastebin.com/n9REfYhz

Hinoka x Cordelia : https://pastebin.com/3cDW0sS7

Hinoka x Lucina : https://pastebin.com/Mw4mb9TZ

Seems that's all of hers done. Working on Corrin next.

Corrin x Lianna : https://pastebin.com/vC9Nps9W

Corrin x Frederick : https://pastebin.com/mv5P7ZQd

Corrin x Robin : https://pastebin.com/96gJS2jU

Corrin x Ryoma : https://pastebin.com/R3Lb7KLV

Corrin x Xander : https://pastebin.com/Kvx5GbeX

Corrin x Tiki : https://pastebin.com/qgbEmEiP

Edited October 1, 2017 by ProtoManDan

[VincentASM]

5 hours ago, LoboKD001 said:

Wait. I notice that the list we have here says Cordelia and Camilla has a convo but my game says there's not.

The photo below shows that it doesn't have a +, which should mean there is no support between them...?

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Makes sense. There isn't any Japanese text for this support.

[wissenschaft]

1 hour ago, ProtoManDan said:

Gonna start working on Hinoka's, I'll gradually update this post with progress.

Hinoka x Frederick : https://pastebin.com/miyM3Ni3

Hinoka x Elise : https://pastebin.com/kvDeQWQT

Hinoka x Caeda : https://pastebin.com/n9REfYhz

Hinoka x Cordelia : https://pastebin.com/3cDW0sS7

Hinoka x Lucina : https://pastebin.com/Mw4mb9TZ

Seems that's all of hers done. Working on Corrin next.

Corrin x Lianna : https://pastebin.com/vC9Nps9W

Are you going to do all the supports? If so, I look forward to camilla's. I hope someone puts your posts on the front page. Great work.

[ProtoManDan]

1 minute ago, wissenschaft said:

Are you going to do all the supports? If so, I look forward to camilla's. I hope someone puts your posts on the front page. Great work.

Thank you! I've been looking across the forums to see which supports haven't been done yet and I'm gradually going through characters one at a time. I'll gladly do Camilla's next once I've finished Corrin's!

[LoboKD001]

44 minutes ago, VincentASM said:

Makes sense. There isn't any Japanese text for this support.

so there's a translated text file for this support but not the original Japanese text? Odd.

[ProtoManDan]

I was about to start Camilla's, but it seems I've hit the guest post limit on pastebin. If it's alright I'll start posting them here instead.

Camilla x Chrom

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Camilla: Corrin? Hello? Are you here?

Chrom: Ah, I've just sent Corrin on a delivery. It shouldn't take long.

Camilla: You sent someone of Corrin's royal stature on a simple delivery? If anything goes wrong, I will personally take it out on you tenfold!

Chrom: What?! Let's be reasonable here!

Camilla: Prince and captain you may be, but if Corrin is harmed, your name is mud.

Chrom: I'll take the blame in that case. But really, Camilla, what could go wrong?

Camilla: Any number of things! Misreading the map, falling off a cliff...you name it!

Chrom: You know, Frederick was in a similar state when Lissa first went out on her own.

Camilla: The slightest scratch must be answered with an ocean of blood...

Chrom: C-Camilla...this has moved past doting into disturbing...

Camilla: What's so wrong with being concerned for one's family?

Chrom: You treat Corrin like a child, for one thing. It can become smothering.

Camilla: But you have Frederick, who fusses similarly over you.

Chrom: That's very true. When I warn you to pull back, I speak from experience. Every time I go out without checking with him, he upbraids me for hours.

Camilla: Isn't it a retainer's duty to know where his lord is at all times?

Chrom: Well, let me put it this way. If I so much as sneeze, he starts knitting a new scarf.

Camilla: Such impressive devotion... My question is, why are you ever not wearing one?

Chrom: Maybe I'm not being clear. He insists on doing everything for me, however trivial.

Camilla: Is it true that he once pinned posters of you all over camp to raise morale?

Chrom: Let's not speak of that incident. I was so embarrassed that I longed for death.

Camilla: Oh dear. Is that all Frederick is to you? A nuisance?

Chrom: No, no... His heart's in the right place. And he's served me for a long time. But I can never leave camp without him shadowing me to my every destination.

Camilla: As well he should! I try to keep Corrin within arm's reach at all times. No farther, preferably, than...this.

Chrom: A-all right! I don't need a demonstration!

Camilla: How adorable you are with flushed skin... Does my nearness bother you?    

Chrom: That's not the issue!

Camilla: No? Then you won't mind feeling the effects of my warm embrace either.         

Chrom: Camilla!

Camilla: Oh, don't worry. I only have room in my heart for Corrin. I'll see you later, Chrom.

Camilla x Frederick

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Camilla: Frederick, darling...whatever are you doing?

Frederick: I am merely grooming this gravel path for Chrom's footsteps. Routine work.

Camilla: Truly? How fascinating. I had no idea you were so in love with Chrom!

Frederick: Milady, that is not accurate. I am merely a retainer devoted to his master.

Camilla: Mmm-hmm. Well then, what other sorts of things do you do for your master?

Frederick: Well, naturally I research all of the locations he visits in advance... I create meal plans to help manage his diet and fitness... And, of course, I try to follow his every step...just in case I am needed. But if I am able to save him a trip by running errands myself...that is ideal.

Camilla: Well, I'm impressed! I may borrow a few of those ideas to help Corrin! As it is, my first duty is to kill anyone or anything that would dare harm her. And naturally I do her laundry and tidy her quarters... Why, I would even bathe her by hand... If she would permit it!

Frederick: ...I have failed. It did not occur to me to help wash the small of Chrom's back. I must correct this oversite at once! (Seems to be a spelling error here, should read "oversight")

Camilla: Wait! Before you rush off to the hot springs... I still have a few more questions for you!

Frederick: Very well. What else do you wish to know?

Camilla: I wish to know EVERYTHING about the duties you perform for Chrom. If there is even one tiny thing that could make Corrin happier, I will do it.

Frederick: I understand completely. Now, let me think... Ah, yes. I have considered composing a war song to inspire Chrom during battle. My idea was to pair this song with some sort of motivational banner... And then, following the victory, three days of celebration and feasting.

Camilla: My goodness. That idea...is simply... tremendous! I love it! Oh, Frederick, let's do it! For both Chrom and Corrin!

Frederick: Really? You'll join me? I do say...it is one of my better ideas.

Camilla: I agree. Now, firstly, we will need to obtain the materials for a large flag...

Frederick: Certainly. But first...would you mind if I finished grooming this path?

Camilla: Of course not! In fact, I'll help you. After all, Corrin may walk on this path as well. Let's make it perfect for her!

Frederick: Excellent. Why don't you start over there, and I'll work over here. Together we can create a path that will be perfect for our masters' strides!

Camilla x Caeda

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Caeda: He doesn't take to people very often.

Camilla: If he is a prickly one, he's sheathed his spines for me. I think he's sweet.

Caeda: I'm glad you get to see this side of him.

Camilla: Tell me, Princess, have you ever ridden a wyvern before? From observing you in action, I think you would take naturally to it.

Caeda: You flatter me, Camilla. But I'm satisfied with my current mount. He is my sworn companion in my mission to protect Marth.

Camilla: Ah, yes, Prince Marth. You and he are quite the pair, aren't you?

Caeda: O-oh, I-I don't know if I'd say that. I-I have my hopes, but who knows... That aside, there's another reason I can't give this one up. Promise not to laugh?

Camilla: I would never. Whatever you say is safe with me.

Caeda: Though I am a princess, I spend most of my time traveling with Marth. At times, our forces must make camp. And it gets very dark in the wild.

Camilla: Oh, I know full well. Though where I come from, it's dark even in the day.

Caeda: That sounds...terrible! I'm actually quite afraid of the dark. It's only when I know my pegasus is near that I can sleep soundly.

Camilla: Oh, how darling. He sounds like a beloved family member. I myself sleep better at night when one of my siblings is sleeping nearby.

Caeda: Yes, you do seem very close to them. Say, do you think I might sit behind you the next time you go for a ride? I'd like to see for myself how comfortable riding a wyvern is.

Camilla: A beautiful young princess like you may ride wherever you like, dear.

Caeda: Oh, um... I-I'm not nearly so pretty as you though, Camilla.

Camilla: You can't deny that you have many charms. Have you not seen how eager people are to please you after a few kind words?

Caeda: As long as Marth is with me, I don't need anyone else.

Camilla: Ah, young love... The two of you are so close, I fear there's no room in your heart for me.

Caeda: E-er... Well--

Camilla: I'm only teasing. I must say, you are especially susceptible to it. ­

Caeda: Oh... You had me so flustered that I became utterly tongue-tied.

Camilla: Still, it's no tease when I tell you that I'd like us to be better friends.

Caeda: Oh, agreed! I would love nothing more. It's been refreshing to talk openly with someone from such a different world.

Camilla: Quite. And, Caeda...should you have trouble sleeping, you know where I am.

Caeda: O-oh! Wait. You're teasing again. Ahahaha...

Camilla x Cordelia (Fixed some of the spelling errors too)

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Camilla: You know, I've been meaning to tell you this, but I think you're lovely, Cordelia.

Cordelia: L-Lady Camilla?! This is so sudden! What are you talking about?

Camilla: I think it's wonderful how you're strong, cute, and conscientious of your surroundings. And you've got such gorgeous, long legs... You should be proud of yourself.

Cordelia: O-Oh no! I was actually thinking that I'd rather be more like you...

Camilla: Oh my! Whatever for?

Cordelia: You're kind, beautiful, and reliable, and above all, you're, well... How do I say this...feminine, perhaps? I mean, I admire your feminine shape.    

Camilla: Hmm, but I think your slender figure is attractive, too, you know.

Cordelia: That's not true! Lady Camilla, tell me, how did you get them to grow so large?!

Camilla: Let's see... Really, all I did was eat well and sleep well. I I don't know what else to tell you. I didn't really do anything special.

Cordelia: What...?! P-Please tell me you're joking, Lady Camilla... If you didn't do anything, that means no amount of effort will do anything, right...?

Camilla: Oh dear, don't be so upset. Being large up top is a problem in itself.

Cordelia: I-it is...?

Camilla: Yes. It's difficult to find armor that fits, and I can't wear the clothes I'd like.

Cordelia: I worry about that, too. Adult-like clothes don't suit me, and swimwear, well...

Camilla: But I think you'd look better in patterns and fitted clothes than I do. Oh, I know! Let's go into town together next time. I'll pick out clothes for you!

Cordelia: Lady Camilla... I'd only feel bad if you were to be so kind to me.

Camilla: Oh, it'll be fine. You just haven't realized how attractive you are yet, that's all. It's nice that you don't cut corners, but you mustn't fuss too much. There, there.

Cordelia: You're so accepting and motherly. You've got me completely beat--wait, motherly?!

Camilla: What's wrong, Cordelia? Did you think of something?

Cordelia: Lady Camilla, if I were overflowing with as much maternal instincts as you, then...!

Camilla: Perhaps. They do see that what's on the inside is reflected on the outside...

Cordelia: That's exactly right! I must find a book about motherhood right away!

Camilla: How about you experience my motherly behaviour instead? Come...let me hug you.

Cordelia: Oh, b-but, um... This is awkward... ­

Camilla: Heehee... You really are a sweet, lovely girl.

Cordelia: L-Lady Camilla! Please, that's enough. You're embarrassing me!

Camilla: Aww... You're so lovely and strong... If you were to be obedient to me... Speaking of which, you remind me of one of my retainers. I might just have to take you back to Nohr with me one of these days.

Cordelia: Wait, what? You're... you're joking, right? I'm...

Camilla: Heehee, yes. But I do want to spend more time with you while we're in this world.

Cordelia: Of course! I would love to spend time with you, as time allows. It's a promise!

Camilla x Anna

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Camilla: Hello there, Anna. Do you carry any rare items in this little shop of yours?

Anna: Indeed we do, Camilla! But, uh...how rare are we talking?

Camilla: I'm after something that can only be found in this world.

Anna: Interesting... How about one of these pots? They're supposed to be legendary.

Camilla: I don't know...they're just pots, aren't they? What's legendary about them?

Anna: It grants wishes! Make a wish, and if the pot breaks--by accident--wish granted!

Camilla: Are you sure it works? Here, let me test it right now!

Anna: Uh... What about this? It's a poisonous mushroom from a local forest! Eat it, and you'll have unstoppable hiccups for three days and three nights!

Camilla: What an...unusual poison.

Anna: Right?! It's the real deal, which is why it's so expensive. Care for a free sample?

Camilla: Hmm... I like both the pots and the mushrooms. I'll take your entire stock.

Anna: Seriously?! That's a hundred pots, er...I mean--great!

Camilla: Perfect. They'll make excellent souvenirs.

Anna: Souvenirs? For who?

Camilla: For my retainers. They're the two most adorable girls you'd ever meet. There's Selena, who's all charm and grace...until you cross her. Or until she loses. She's a moody one, but loyal. Then there's Beruka, a former assassin. She almost killed me, so I brought her on. Want to hear something sweet? She never bathes without her dagger.

Anna: Y-yeah. That's...s-sweet.

Camilla: I'm sure they're both out of their minds with worry since I disappeared. So I thought a few unique gifts would make it up to them.

Anna: Are you sure you don't want to buy them something more...sentimental?

Camilla: Oh, no! The pots and the mushrooms are absolute perfection. The pots are for Selena. She loves to cook. And Beruka just adores anything poisonous! 

Anna: How endearing.

Camilla: Ha ha! She'll probably make all sorts of nefarious plans with those mushrooms... Only to realize they merely induce a mild case of the hiccups! ­

Anna: Well, I didn't expect such a strong demand for these items...  I wasn't sure I'd be able to sell them at all, much less in one day! I'll have to track down some more somehow... Thank you, Camilla! This has been an eye-opening experience!

Camilla: I'm the one who should be thanking you, Anna. But this may not be enough pots. Will you tell me when you get more in stock?

Anna: Of course! Anything for my new favorite customer! 

And that's all of Camilla's.

Edited October 1, 2017 by ProtoManDan