Dragoncat Posted April 11, 2018 Author Share Posted April 11, 2018 Because dyslexic kids write to him around Christmas, and it's starting to warm his heart, and he's repenting, so hopefully God will allow him back into heaven. If Satan goes back to heaven, what will happen to hell and the wicked souls there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Nothing how do I unlock Ultra instinct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 B E C O M E O N E W I T H S H A G G Y. How can Scooby-Doo even speak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 He unlocked ultra instinct how do I master ultra instinct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Through practice and meditation. How did the fox on trampoline video go viral, when the video itself is boring? Pointlessly random and weird, if interesting, side fact: Spoiler This post will be the third time in a row I've simultaneously uttered the word "trampoline," and I will be the first person to type the word 'fox' since Friday on this site. As my computer dictionary and wikipedia can testify, I can get very explorative with search engines of any and all kinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Because you're some kind of wordsmith ya goshdarn nerd. Do you guys know the Water-type Digimon from Shin Megami Tenesi, Pikachu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I think you got the name wrong. It's actually the Red Eyes Black Dragon. What if it rains Ice Cream tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Bring out huge buckets and pails to collect the free ice cream. Does Hoover Dam have a Dam Snack Bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Damned if I know. Have you ever been suplexed so hard that your body split in half and you had to get robotic legs to replace your old ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Yes, Kirby did it. If pollen is plant male reproductive cells and humans are allergic to pollen, does that mean it's bad to romance plants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeManaphy Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Love is never wrong. Why is a regular variation of Shigure not in FEH yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Because an irregular variant is already in. If there's no such thing as a stupid question, how does this thread exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 Because there's an exception to every rule. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 BLOOD If I kill you will you tell anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 Yes, I'll come back as a ghost and damn right I'll tell everyone! If a red house is made out of red bricks and a brown house is made out brown bricks, what's a green house made out of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Stacks of money. What is the point to circles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 If you make it small enough, it will BECOME a point. (mind = blown) Why are triangles so edgy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I hypotenuse they're in-sine. Are squares actually boring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Only if they don't make a circle. Come to think of it, why DO squares make a circle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 They cut off the parts of the squares that need to be round. Unless it's made of pixels. What is the definition of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? 17 hours ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: Because you're some kind of wordsmith ya goshdarn nerd. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 A spoonful of sugar. If Mary Poppins had an evil sister, would she give a spoonful of cinnamon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Nah, a spoonfull of pepper. What is the definition of the word "The"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) The Detective Denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge. Used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is unique. Used to point forward to a following qualifying or defining clause or phrase. Used to make a generalized reference to something rather than identifying a particular instance. (And yes, I shamelessly copy select entries from my computers dictionary). Aside from the obvious, are there any side effects to lycanthropy? Edited April 12, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Having Vampirism (at least according to Bram Stoker who just basically made Vampires and Werewolves into one). Are you going off the rails on the Crazy Train™? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 I'm eating lots of snails on a window pane. I probably did that years ago. Why do mosquitoes exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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