Dragoncat Posted April 16, 2018 Author Share Posted April 16, 2018 5 hours ago, Hawkwing said: (By the way, didn't you already say that there was someone doing push-ups on your law earlier in this thread? If so, you need to get a guard dog or something along those lines Nobody responded to it, I got ninjaed so I used the question again. There isn't really, I live in an apartment so it's not "my" lawn anyway. Because some day they might be able to, in the distant future...when the earth might be barraged by meteors. Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Thanks a lot now I'm angry about the sentence and hungry! If only there were helpful way to express these two feelings as one. Do you get a sense of satisfaction when a sentence ends exactly how you think it daffodil? Dammit it's contagious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Yes. @IfIHadToPickADude, to answer your bread question, it is because man shall not live by bread alone, because he needs something to go with the bread, like a drink to dip it or a meat to eat it with. When will FEXNA come out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 What is FEXNA? Why did it take the Xeno series seven games to finally have a character that looks like a Xenomorph? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Because the prefix "xeno-" basically means something alien in nature, not particularly referring to the aliens of Alien. If burgers are unhealthy, then why do they have vegetables? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Nobody responded to it, I got ninjaed so I used the question again. There isn't really, I live in an apartment so it's not "my" lawn anyway. Ah, okay. So technically this guy is doing push-ups on your apartments owners lawn. ...Isn't that called trespassing? 4 hours ago, Purple Mage said: When will FEXNA come out? You really want them to finish and release this, don't you? I've just noticed that you've asked this question twice already. 32 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: If burgers are unhealthy, then why do they have vegetables? They have to make it less unhealthy somehow. They also want to ensure that health nuts don't feel quite as bad when they give into temptation. Why do human say "ow" or "ouch" when they get hurt? Edited April 16, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 @Hawkwing Wait, I asked that twice already? Whoops, sorry about that. And to answer your question: Because humans don't say "yippee" when they get hurt. Why is Percy Jackson fanfiction more creative than Harry Potter fanfiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 16, 2018 Author Share Posted April 16, 2018 Because Greek mythology is more creative than wizards? Idk. Why do some people think there are no girls on the internet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Because they think that all the girls huddle up on Youtube/Wattpad/Fanfiction.net/AO3/Tumblr. Why are there overly zealous religious people who think literally everything in pop culture is evil/demonic/Satanic/etc.? Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with religion as it is, but when there are some who think that most works of fiction are evil, I'd like to see a valid reason behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 16, 2018 Author Share Posted April 16, 2018 Don't even talk to me about THOSE people...but apparently they think there is only one world, God's Kingdom, and enjoying stories about other worlds is Satan's work. I don't get it either, it's absolutely ridiculous. What's the point of the Pepe the frog meme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 It shares the same point with the Dat Boi meme. Okay, there are two extremes on the liberal/conservative spectrum. On one extreme end, we got the SJWs. On the other extreme end, we got the OZRP that I just mentioned. If they fought each other, who would win? (I'm trying not to interfere by adding my own political opinion. Sorry if this question is offensive.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 No one wins, both lose. Why do some people not want the next mainline Pokemon game to be on the Switch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Because Pokémon sucks now. Why is it hilarious to watch hardcore fans of something get salty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 cuz no matter how bad the series gets, they are still gonna pay 87.99 + DLC Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 No. Why can't I sleep at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatKnightEcho Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Because you spend too much time browsing here. Why do we exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 To endlessly improve on the model of the sandwich. Why is Karel so cool but way worse than Harken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Because edgelords are cool from the get-go, while Harken is just cool. 5 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Why do human say "ow" or "ouch" when they get hurt? Actually this depends on where you go. I know in France they say "Aïe!" I kinda had to point this out because cries of pain are different in other places. What's the deal with Christmas Eve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 16, 2018 Author Share Posted April 16, 2018 Commercialism! Buy buy buy! How did Pokemon not make dog and cock fighting a bigger problem than it is now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Because neither of those can shoot fire or fly or put people to sleep. It ends up being very disappointing Can someone drink too much water? I'm uh, asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 (edited) Yes. It's called drowning. What do chickens have to do with cowardliness? Edited May 15, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Well you see cuccos in Zelda are normally cowardly and alone and are only a threat in a group, so... What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 16, 2018 Author Share Posted April 16, 2018 Never going to give you up, never gonna let you down, never going to run around and desert you. Why are some people afraid of clowns, when clowns were originally supposed to be funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Changing public opinion as to what constitutes comedy and what constitutes horror. But also, clowns are scary as hell, and whoever thought them up was a sick human being bent on terrorizing everyone. How would one go about eating a whale? I'm uh, asking for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) Because they look naturally unsettling. "Say chum, which do you prefer, Pyra or Mythra?" Ninja'd damn it. Edited April 17, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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