Armagon Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) Because they ran out of ideas How did Europe get Xenosaga Episode 2, the worst game in the Xeno series, but not Xenosaga Episodes 1 and 3 (especially considering Episode 3 is considered one of the best Xeno games)? Edited April 14, 2018 by Armagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 Because aliens. Aliens threatened to anal probe everybody if it was released there. If I throw a stick will you leave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 No. Why is it that when oceans rise, empires fall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Because the empires don't have the high ground. If Bartholomew has 71 pineapples in his grocery cart, and runs out of the grocery store with all the pineapples stuffed inside his mouth, how much does the sun weigh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 About a million metric pineapples. What's the atomic weight of Bolognium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Heavier than Oganesson. If Percy has 10 blue cookies and Jason forcibly takes 2 of them, what does Percy have now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Grounds to sue. If the British call cookies biscuits, what do they call biscuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Cookies. What do you guys think of COOKIECHEESEMAN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Everything he writes is rated T and is of the romance genre. That's... all I can say. Did you know that a barrel roll is not actually a barrel roll but an aileron roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Everyone knows that. Do Canadians use British English or American English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 They speak French in Quebec but other than that idk. Why do math story problems assume it's normal to buy 20 pineapples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Because math is mental abuse to humans. Why can't Pre-Algebra teachers just be vaporized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 Because SCHOOL is mental abuse to humans and math teachers are the worst of the lot, and the higher power doesn't want it to become even slightly pleasant. Why is it that I think of the best comebacks...years later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 (edited) Because by then you've had the time to analyze the situation and come up with the best tactical decision to annoy, attack, and/or distract your opponent verbally. How was that boulder trap triggered in Raiders of the Lost Ark? So the guy who likes math get's ninja'd twice. Why am I not surprised? Edited April 18, 2018 by Hawkwing Said you're instead of your. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Through the power of ANCIENT MYSTICAL CIVILIZATIONS! Can skeletons think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 15, 2018 Author Share Posted April 15, 2018 Idk, but they certainly can't play in orchestras because they don't have any organs. How are dead baby jokes so funny and so disturbing at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masquerade Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 (edited) Because right to life movement Why did we name every moon in the solar system except our own? Edited April 15, 2018 by Masquerade Typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 15, 2018 Author Share Posted April 15, 2018 Because calling them all "Moon" would be confusing. If it takes light so long to reach a distant world, if aliens are looking at earth right now, are they seeing dinosaurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Well, Earth doesn't emit light so it probably doesn't apply to that. Though it would explain why aliens haven't come yet. What is Namco's thought process when they make up the names for the Tales series? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 (edited) Oops, my page didn't reload People love these games, we can name 'em whatever we want! Why are all the Tactics ogre games named after queen songs? Edited April 15, 2018 by ProfImpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Because they couldn't be named after King songs. If you look it up, Hamilton was wearing his glasses. Why, if not to take deadly aim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Because you wouldn't shoot a man with glasses... would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Depends on the situation. Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 15, 2018 Author Share Posted April 15, 2018 I am not a sir I am a ma'am. You need glasses. Why am I still awake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Destiny, or fate, or a fete, they're all the same. Why am I still awake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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