ProfImpossible Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Because very rarely do humans use their teeth as weapons. 21 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Sure, go ahead. All right then fine, the title is "the Cheese Song". Ah-hem, here I go. "Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella" ...And that's how it goes! What do you think? The second verse repeats with "gorgonzola zola zola zola zola zola zola" What's the next truly important scientific breakthrough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Chewy tables again, I gotta ask cuz I suck with technology, how do I put lines through my text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 When using Serenes Forest, there's this little S button. When using Reddit or Discord, you put two ~ thingies before and after the word. On SmashBoards, there's an option for strike-through. Why is Jack Sparrow such a great character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Because Johnny Depp is better off as a pirate than as Willy Wonka. Why do I feel so inferior to others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Because you compare yourself to people who are more experienced than you. Which company makes the Hulks pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Nokia. If you turn a Nokia 3310 into a horcrux, does that make you virtually immortal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Don't ask me, I'm just the stupid watchman. I just WATCH things. EEEEGH why can't we be the villain in fire emblem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 (edited) Probably. Ninjad! Because we're the players of the game. What do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets? Edited April 19, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I didn't actually forget the chicken nuggets. I ate them. Yes or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 (edited) Ninjad AGAIN! Yes Why does nobody expect the Spanish Inquisition? Edited April 19, 2018 by TheGoodHoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Because they normally expect the regular Inquisition. Do watermelons grow on trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe... What color is the sky on Venus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Hot enough to melt people. Does everyone on this site find me annoying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 No. Farthest thing from, honestly. Does the "sign in anonymously" function work on this site, or is it just better to log out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Wasn't even aware that was a thing tbh. What happened to Dorcas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I put sleeping pills in his mutton! (I actually made Hector say this in a fanfic once.) What happened to Canas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 He got frostbite. What exists outside of the Universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 9 hours ago, ProfImpossible said: All right then fine, the title is "the Cheese Song". Ah-hem, here I go. "Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella" ...And that's how it goes! What do you think? The second verse repeats with "gorgonzola zola zola zola zola zola zola 10/10 best song ever. 18 minutes ago, Armagon said: What exists outside of the Universe? According to multiverse theory, an infinite number of different parallel universes. Am I annoying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Not really. Why are FE ballistae so underused in-story when in real life you would want to have siege weapons handy when assaulting a castle/fortress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 Because ballistae are hard to lug around probably. If Jesus was God's only son, and we are all God's children, does that mean God thinks everybody's a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I'm gonna let @Hawkwing answer this, because I really don't know how to put the concept into words. Can we stop with the religious questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Purple Mage said: Can we stop with the religious questions? Sorry, it was supposed to be a joke, not offend anybody. Why does Voldemort steal shampoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Because he was extorted by Lucius. (Malfoy, not the FE7 character.) Can Voldemort smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I mean, he still has a nose. What he lacks is the cartilage. But the nose itself is still there. So yes, he can in fact, smell. Are you upset? (this is a reference to a certain anime) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 No, and I do not get the reference. Does Basilio have a brother named Crispin? (Ha! Nobody will get this literary reference!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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