Dragoncat Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 Because most politicians would cheat. Better yet, why doesn't Congress decide things with Mario Kart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Because it might destroy state relations. Why does the Naruto fandom attempt to anschluss everything else on fanfiction.net? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Sure. When is now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeManaphy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Now. Why did Cartoon Network reboot the Powerpuff Girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 They thought it was a good idea at the time. And they have mixed priorities. What puts someone on a government watchlist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Usually hentai. What in the world is a "video game"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer-Of-Fates Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 It is a form of entertainment in which a "player" does things in a alternate reality inside a television. Why does the world look flat through our eyes if the world is round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because science. Why are fire powers more common than cold/ice/frost powers in video games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because fire is cool. Why is stuff like Yellowstone erupting, San Andreas fault breaking apart, etc always "long overdue". Is every major geologic catastrophe "long overdue"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Yes, because the geologist forgot to return the geology book to the library. Why is the male usually the older one in a heterosexual relationship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because males legitimately mature later that females (hormone-wise, at least). Who's idea was it to have quarter circles activate special moves in fighting games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Whoever programmed Street Fighter 2 (street fighter one's command was slightly different iirc) Are we going to start doing stupid answers again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Yes. Why do the bronies attempt to anschluss every other franchise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because even they secretly don't like their own franchise. If you lend me ten dollars but I only take five, does that mean I owe you five bucks and you owe me five bucks so it's even? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 By all accounts it doesn't make any sense. Why isn't fun something one considers when balancing the universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because people who balance the universe are no nonsense, no fun, stick up their ass types. If I have 20 apples and you have 20 pencils, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Brando Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 21 Why do it be like that sometimes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Cause reasons why do I keep losing units on this map? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 You need to get good. Or it's an unfair map. Or both. Why do clouds have color? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because sometimes God likes to paint them and make them pretty. Why is water clear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because God likes clouds too much to spend time painting the water. Why does God not like water, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because it's not wine Why is the color purple between blue and red on the color wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Because all the other spots were taken. Can you eat a mattress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Yes, although be prepared to call 9-1-1 if you do. How did Pac-Man get stuck in that maze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 He didn't, he was born and raised in that maze. That maze is all he knows. To Pac-Man, the maze is love and life. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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