Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) Help me get laid, SF. :D hey guys I can get you laid in 7 days Edited August 10, 2018 by Junkhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Cover yourself in glitter and stand in the sun and girls will come running. I'm the worst person for advice on this because I can't find anyone to cuddle with and go farther than that with either,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Step 1: Stop making stupid topics. You only have two hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 prostitutes cost money soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Get off SF first and go meet someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 24 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Cover yourself in glitter and stand in the sun and girls will come running. I'm the worst person for advice on this because I can't find anyone to cuddle with and go farther than that with either,. okay imma try the glitter thing :D 20 minutes ago, Mister Rogers said: prostitutes cost money soul. fuck that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Junkhead said: fuck that lol beggars can't be choosers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mister Rogers said: beggars can't be choosers. well i can choose not to spend money does that count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Just now, Junkhead said: well i can choose not to spend money does that count go on tinder and catfish some chicks. if you're really desperate, then there's omegle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Mister Rogers said: go on tinder and catfish some chicks. if you're really desperate, then there's omegle. how do you liek get chicks on omegle no cybering doesn't count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Junkhead said: fuck that lol Yep, that's exactly what you're meant to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Junkhead said: how do you liek get chicks on omegle no cybering doesn't count it works in the Philippines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Mister Rogers said: it works in the Philippines. you sound like a mgtow now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Junkhead said: fuck that lol The really bad places you should avoid are the ones with "fluffers". People who "fluff" you up, while you wait your turn. The whole reason they exist is so you spend less time with Venus, and thus she can move on to someone else sooner. Less time per client = more time for more clients = more money for them. But this probably isn't good for your experience. Of course, a fluffer has to get paid too, maybe not as much, but something. So for a brothel to hire one, they probably must have a sufficiently large clientele, so the owners must have to weigh whether the costs of hiring one will be less than the additional paying clients brought in that can be serviced. The microeconomics of prostitution, for some reason, it is interesting. Just now, Junkhead said: well i can choose not to spend money does that count You're FtL- Free to Lay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Junkhead said: you sound like a mgtow now I lived there for 6 years and spent most of my undergrad time there. it works, but hey perhaps you don't just want a one-night stand in which case I'd recommend going off the computer and actually going out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) Based on your profile pic (if it's really you, that is), you're a handsome lad (no homo). Give it time. But get married first. You'll have to be prepared to die if you don't. Edited July 25, 2018 by indigospace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: You're FtL- Free to Lay. Ohhhhhhhhh. 23 minutes ago, Mister Rogers said: it works, but hey perhaps you don't just want a one-night stand in which case I'd recommend going off the computer and actually going out. That's lame. It's for lame-Os. 23 minutes ago, indigospace said: But get married first. You'll have to be prepared to die if you don't. Why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Junkhead said: Why. I probably should've given context first. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, indigospace said: I probably should've given context first. My bad. Ohhhhhh. Not entirely wrong, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 become gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Vi-astra said: become gay okay disclaimer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 On 6/17/2018 at 3:42 PM, MagicCanonBalls said: Sex is overrated, everyone should just play fire emblem instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 56 minutes ago, Vi-astra said: become gay Didn’t work for me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Nobody said: Didn’t work for me lol become gayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 19 minutes ago, AnonymousSpeed said: On 17/6/2018 at 4:42 PM, MagicCanonBalls said: Sex is overrated, everyone should just play fire emblem instead. well I mean I know it's overrated but liek why can't someone play FE still altogether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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