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I missed Ruben’s units dying? Oh well, I can still post three times the anime, for each death.

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But 3 x 0 is 0. 😛

 

1 hour ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Well, it's over.

So, it was all going well until I tried to storm the throne room. I thought, "hey it's worked so far, let's blitzkrieg our way in."

I left three enemies alive. I tried to shield Phina, but I realized Wrys could die, panicked and immediately made a desperate attempt to save him that was not only completely useless, it left Phina wide open.

So one of the enemies one-shot Phina. Y'know, small loss, it's just the essential dancer unit, nothing too bad. Luckily, Wrys survived - the siege tome bishop I'd been unable to kill went after Minerva, and the warrior decided to follow suit with an exact kill. Then the reinforcements came dangerously close to the throne room, so I scrambled to defend the door. For a precious second, it seemed like it was going to work. Then Cord died.

So yeah. I've lost three of my mainliners, which includes all of my axe users. At first I thought the Hauteclere was doomed to irrelevance, but... As it turns out, I just remembered Samson exists. I'm gonna have to use Samson.

Fuck.

Me.

And now if you'll excuse me, I will travel to Greenland and take refuge from the lewdstorm inside a dead bear's stomach. Toodles.

It’s okay, Roberto survived. All will be well again.

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17 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

Faith? is that something you can buy from the supermarket?

I think it lets you shoot light from books or your hands and heal injuries with sticks or your hands.

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And this is why kids, you don't go full penetration at the climax without protection. Remember, always prevent undesired outcomes.

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3 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said:

And this is why kids, you don't go full penetration at the climax without protection. Remember, always prevent undesired accidents.

wait a sec

is Fates a result of Ruben x FE12 accident?

3 minutes ago, Sooks said:

I think it lets you shoot light from books or your hands and heal injuries with sticks or your hands.

does it allow me to beam lewds right into people's heads?

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I might be on your side most the time, but I dont plan on sinking down with you. Im sorry. Xd

Join us and post Aegis Art!

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Ruben and fe12 had a kid? Well, I guess Awakening had to come from somewhere. Looks like it got ambush spawns from its mother and units with tons of green stats from its father.

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1 hour ago, Shrimperor said:

oh that's Ichika not Nino

aka Yandere 😛 

Best girl

https://i.imgur.com/U99hR4F.jpg

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47 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said:

Angry sex indeed. He's coming back tomorrow for more.

Don't worry, soon slap-slap-kiss reaches the kiss part.

What can I say. I love this game.

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

But is he wrong?

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Very. I will not lose any more units. Count on it. Samson will be this run's hero.

Plus, now I have room for Katarina, whom I need for nosferatu funnies. It all works out!

44 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

He did say he wanted lewds, so...

Why, I oughta-- I never said that! You all collectively decided upon it!

37 minutes ago, lightcosmo said:

Geez what the hell is going on here,?

Don't listen to then Lightcosmo, every word these fuckers say is a lie.

34 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

Ruben bet that he won't lose any units in his current iron man, and if he does, we should spam him lewds

I never wanted this

32 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said:

Not only it happened, he got frisky with the game too.

STOP

27 minutes ago, Sooks said:

It’s okay, Roberto survived. All will be well again.

Roberto se volverá el más poderoso arquero de la historia de la arquería, salvará al mundo, se convertira en el heroe de las sagas y le robara la novia a Marth. En ese orden.

Or, if I keep losing units, Tomas will join the team and beat him to the punch. But I doubt it. Tomas is epic, but he's not Spanish.

26 minutes ago, lightcosmo said:

Ruben, your in a prickly place. 

I might be on your side most the time, but I dont plan on sinking down with you. Im sorry. Xd

Damn you, you traitor-- come back! Accompany me down to the abyss...!

25 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said:

And this is why kids, you don't go full penetration at the climax without protection. Remember, always prevent undesired outcomes.

What have I done to this thread at this point... It was supposed to be a chill run...

22 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

wait a sec

is Fates a result of Ruben x FE12 accident?

Okay, now we're getting to deep lore levels that shouldn't even be possible.

20 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Ruben and fe12 had a kid? Well, I guess Awakening had to come from somewhere. Looks like it got ambush spawns from its mother and units with tons of green stats from its father.

How dare you! My sperm can produce better than Awakening!

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1 minute ago, Maof06 said:

Best girl

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4 minutes ago, Acacia Sgt said:

And to think we haven't even come close to what FE4Thread used to be... maybe...

This what used to be the FE4Thread sounds like a place that could've finally matched my power levels!

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I love how Ruben went from

1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said:

You all collectively decided upon it!

to

1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said:

My sperm can produce better than Awakening!

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52 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

An actual lewd. How bold, Shrimpy!

45 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

He did say he wanted lewds, so...

Not lewd enough

https://i.imgur.com/kDQvdgA.jpg

 4 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

 

This what used to be the FE4Thread sounds like a place that could've finally matched my power levels!

Literally the worst girl. It"s her fault the ending was shit.

6 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said:

How dare you! My sperm can produce better than Awakening!

No, Ruben. Your sperm is 3H-tier.

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