FOLGORE RANGERS ROLL CALL

[Sunwoo]

LOLOLOLOL! Clearly I miss a lot of stuff when I go to bed! And Doku, that was quite fitting ... Folgore Yellow being late because she overslept! (In fact, I always oversleep when I don't have to be somewhere in the mroning. ) I shall update my part of the story when inspiration comes!

[Jotaro Kujo]

All right, chapter two, as promised. Ignore the typos please. :U

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13th had pulled into the juice bar, with the ice cream truck completely and woefully totaled. It was a wonder that the Folgore Rangers had actually survived the trip, but they did. Everyone staggered off of the truck, all glad that they escaped with their lives. They walked inside and sat at the bar, where Crash and Marth walked over, and sat next to them. Everyone placed an order for their drinks, but Crash and Marth got theirs first: Orange juice.

"Hey Crash, does this orange juice taste a little tangy?" He asked. Crash shrugged and kept drinking. Within a few minutes, the two had somehow gotten intoxicated and were off badly singing the karaoke version to Michael Jackson's "Beat It".

"Those two are really annoying." Bonsai said, as the Folgore Rangers' drinks were put on the table in front of them. In an impressive feat of teamwork, they all drank their juice in unison. When they were done, Impy started giggling to herself.

"Why are you laughing?" Boron asked.

"I'd tell you, but then Doku would start shouting at me." She said, scratching her cheek.

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Meanwhile, back on Horita's moon base, Horita had finally fixed up all of his drafting stats.

"There. Everything's all set now." He said with a big, content smile on his face. Camdar was busy scrubbing his floor with a toothbrush, and he didn't notice that he was over by the coffee table, and once again, he hit the table with his wings, scattering all of Horita's papers all over the floor. "ARGH! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MY LACKEY! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Camdar scooted off without a word. Horita sat down in his chair, and pressed a button. "Lord Zeddmare, please come here." he said.

The door behind him opened up and a tall figure gracefully strode in the room silently. Even though he didn't make a sound, his enormous presence alerted Horita immediately. Horita smiled.

"Lord Zeddmare, my intelligence reports have confirmed that you are perfect for taking down the Folgore Rangers. I want you to go and take Camdar, and a bunch of enemy soldiers, and go destroy our enemies." Horita said.

"You want me to take Camdar? After his defeat by his own hand, isn't that a bad idea?" Lord Zeddmare asked. His voice was handsome.

"I need to get Camdar off of my base so I can fix my drafting stats...again."

"As you wish." With that, Lord Zeddmare silently and swiftly departed Horita's room. Horita went right back to fixing his papers.

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The Folgore Rangers were still at the juice bar, socializing and playing pool. Impy went off to sing karaoke after Crash and Marth were kicked off, and was singing Dare To Be Stupid. Doku was playing pool against Boron, but Boron was winning by 3. Right before Doku shot again, his watch went off, and a picture of Eliedon flashed on.

"Folgore Red, there's a problem. I have heard word that Lord Zeddmare has made his way to Serenes Forest and he's ruining everything! Take the Folgore Rangers and go defeat him!" He said.

"Folgore Rangers, there's a new enemy afoot! Eliedon has told us to stop him! Let's go!" He said. Instantly the Folgore rangers stopped what they were doing and went ouside, but then they realized that 13th had destroyed their transportation.

"So...what are we going to do about our ride?" Darros asked. They searched around, and they found a minivan.

"Close enough." 13th said, preparing to hotwire it and drive off.

"No!!! I'm driving this time!" Doku said, getting in and hotwiring it himself. Everyone climbed in and felt a lot safer. They drive off when Eliedon's face reappeared on Doku's watch.

"I have reason to believe that Lord Zeddmare is at the park. You need to get over there so he doesn't destroy it!" Eliedon said. "Good luck!" His face disappeared. Doku gunned it, but he got lost on the way. After twenty minutes, they were at the park, and sure enough, Lord Zeddmare was there. He was enormous, tall and muscular. His face was handsome too. Impy took one look and immediately got flustered.

"Curses! My weakness! Curse you, Zeddmare and your good looks!" She said, shaking her fist.

"Oh no! Zeddmare's incapacitated Impy! How are we going to spread the typo disease now?" Harpoon asked.

"Well, we still have everyone else. Let Refa-5 take Impy's spot. She's getting too much screentime anyway." Bonsai said with his arms crossed. Everyone looked at each other.

"Well, we can't stand here while Zeddmare ruins the park! We need to do that flashy thing and become the Folgore Rangers once again!" Boron said, nudging Doku.

"Aren't we still in our Folgore Rangers outfits though?" 13th asked.

"Don't question, just do it!" Boron retorted. Everyone pointed to the sky as fantastic bright lights started flashing.

"Folgore Yellow, with the power of science!" Boron shouted.

"Folgore Black, with the power of being an English major!" Bonsai added.

"Folgore Green, with the power of being incredibly lucky!" Harpoon continued.

"Folgore Blue, with the power of name changing!" Darros threw in.

"Folgore White, with the power of horrible driving skills!" 13th exclaimed.

"Folgore Red, with the power of being the self-proclaimed leader!" Doku finished. they all jumped in the air and struck a pose, and noticed that Impy didn't join in. She was too busy being distracted by Lord Zeddmare.

"Impy, snap out of it!" Refa-5 said, shaking her slightly and bringing her back. "The Folgore Rangers needs you!" He added. Impy shook her head a little.

"Yeah, you're right." She pointed to the sky. "Folgore Pink, with the power of all things Shonen! Well, almost all things. Naruto is a terrible anime!" She jumped into the air and joined the rest of the team with her pose. Lord Zeddmare just clapped. It was a slow clap, that sent chills down the spines of the heroes. He didn't say anything, instead, he just pointed. They all heard a thundering sound, as some of Horita's men started charging at them. There had to be 40, at least.

"Finally, some action. What good are the Folgore Rangers if they don't fight anything?" Bonsai said, running to fight some of Horita's men.

"Folgore Rangers, attack!" Doku shouted, and everyone else joined the brawl. As they were fighting, Camdar came back. He stood on the top of a cliff, wings outstretched, ready to swoop down on someone. He saw his target: Bonsai. Bonsai seemed to be pretty savvy to everything going on, which meant he was a good target. He jumped off of the cliff and started gliding over to Folgore Black. Boron noticed the attacker from above, and tackled her teammate out of the way. Camdar thus missed, and hit a tree instead. He got up, staggered around, and went back over to Bonsai, but instead got Boron's foot in his gut.

"Back off!" Boron shouted. Camdar instead, put her in a headlock.

"Hahahaha! I finally did something right for once! Master Horita will be so proud of me!" Camdar said, as he proceeded to take Folgore Yellow hostage.

"No!!! You monster!" Doku yelled as he finished up his kerfuffle with another enemy. "Unhand her!"

"Hahahaha! Now that I have a Folgore, you won't attack me because you don't want to hurt your precious teammate! I win!" Camdar said, not hearing Darros and Harpoon sneak up behind him. Darros started attacking Camdar's back while Harpoon pried Boron out of the fiend's grasp. Refa-5 ran up and aided Darros as Harpoon got Boron to safety. 13th and Bonsai were fighting back-to-back, tearing through enemies like they were wet tissue paper. Impy was also doing some butt-kicking of her own, as far away from Lord Zeddmare as possible. Soon, all of the nameless henchmen were defeated.

"That was so easy it was pathetic," Bonsai said, turning to Lord Zeddmare, "so please tell me that you'll put up more of a fight." Zeddmare just laughed.

"You wouldn't last in a fight with me, I'm too magnificent to lose." He replied. Impy almost lost it. He looked over at Camdar, who was unconsious on the ground. "Hm. Looks like he didn't last long. Oh well." Horita appeared next to Zeddmare.

"I finally fixed all of my drafting papers...again. This time they aren't on the coffee table so Camdar can't knock them over. I thought you might need some help, so I decided to come and help from afar. Holler if you need me." Horita said, and then moved a safe distance away from the park. Zeddmare sighed.

"Looks like I'll be fighting you after all." He said, outstretching his arms. A giant magnificent cloud of smoke veiled hil, as his body started becoming a mecha. It became a giant version of himself. The Folgore Rangers looked on in shock and awe.

"We need to do it! We have to become the Folgore Zord!" Doku shouted admist the nose of Lord Zeddmare's mecha getting ready for a fight. Everyone nodded their heads.

"Try it, Folgore Rangers! The Mecha Zeddmare is unstoppable!" Lord Zeddmare said, his transformation complete.

"Yeah, Camdar said something similar about the fat shota Sharlow mecha, and look where that went." Bonsai said, preparing to become the Folgore Zord. Crash and Marth came over after noticing the commotion. As the Folgore Rangers leaped into the sky, beggining to form their Zord, the duo called up to them.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Marth asked.

"Yeah, you look funny being up in the sky like that!" Crash added.

"What the-?! Get out of here! Can't you see that you're messing up our transformation sequence?" Boron called out, losing her momentum and crashing into Impy.

"Now look at what you two did! It's all ruined now!" Darros facepalmed.

"Curse you, Crash and Marth!" Doku said, still shaking his fist. That seemed to be a pastime of his. The Folgore Rangers returned to the ground and chased Crash and Marth away shouting various things at them.

"I don't have any time for this." Lord Zeddmare said, clearly annoyed with this whole thing. "I am too magnificent to be waiting for you to become your Zord." He started trying to stomp on the Folgore Rangers.

"Ok, seriously, can you wait for us to transform first?" 13th asked. Refa-5 jumped out at the foot of the mecha, and grabbed it, stopping it.

"I can't hold this forever! hurry and transform!" He yelled. In order to keep their teammate from getting crushed, they immediately leaped into action. The individual parts of their Zord started forming, until they were all there. Electricity started sparking around the different parts, connecting them together. Smoke billowed everywhere and in just a few moments, the Folgore Zord was all complete. Refa-5 used the last ot his stregnth to get out of the Mecha Zeddmare's way. "It's up to you guys now! Good luck!" He saluted the Zord, and headed for cover.

"Someone please explain to me why my part of the Zord is the condom, again." Harpoon said.

"Yeah well, I think that my part of the Zord is heart-shaped breastplates." Impy replied.

"Let's stop bickering about our parts of the Zord and take Zeddmare down!" Doku hushed them both. He rushed up to Mecha Zeddmare, and the two started pounding each other's faces in. There were ear-shattering sounds of metal scraping against metal, but that didn't stop them from fighting. Lord Zeddmare knocked the Folgore Zord flat on its back.

"Any last words before I end this fight?" He asked.

"Hey Harpoon, we could use some luck right about now!" 13th said, a little panicky.

"You don't just turn on and off luck! It happens randomly!" Harpoon protested.

"Well, you'd better figure out a way because Zeddmare's attacking right now!" Darros shouted. Sure enough, Zeddmare was about to stomp them flat. Suddenly, a giant spring popped out of the green part of the Folgore Zord, which Zeddmare stepped on and then was sprung backwards.

"Hey, that was lucky!" Harpoon said with glee. Zeddmare got up, and two missile cannons came out of the Mecha Zeddmare's arms, and started barraging his foe with missiles. Doku manuevered the Zord just enough so he could get a clear shot at the head of Zeddmare's Zord. The enemy staggered backwards, but rushed them again.

"New plan, new plan, new plan!!!" Impy freaked out.

"I got it!" Boron said. "Let's confuse him a little!" A small cannon came out of the yellow part of the mecha and splashed Zeddmare's viewscreen with some kind of liquid. Then a white powdery stuff was shot onto the liquid, and instantly there was a reaction, making it fizz and obscuing Zeddmare's vision. "Vinegar and baking soda! Eat science!"

"Argh! I can't see!" Lord Zeddmare shouted, as he tried to wipe off his screen.

"Time for bad driving skills!" 13th said, grabbing into the controls and going wild. The Folgore Zord smashed into the Mecha Zeddmare at dangerous speeds. Everyone was jolted around a lot inside, but it knocked Lord Zeddmare over. "Oh how the tides have turned! Any last words, Zeddmare?" Zeddmare said nothing and instead, the chest panel of his mecha opened up and started firing knives into the Folgore Zord. They punctured it, but none of them ever made it to where the Rangers were.

"Wait, what happened?" Bonsai asked. "Shouldn't those have gone through?"

"It's my power, the power of everything Shonen! I anticipated that Zeddmare might try something like this, so I lined the entire Folgore Zord with Shonen comics! Nothing good though, just Naruto and Bleach." Impy said with pride.

"That was pretty smart thinking." Doku said, getting the knives out of the mecha.

"Yeah, I got the idea from Jojo-"

"NO!!!"

"All right, all right, sorry." By the time Doku had gotten all of the knives out, Zeddmare had gotten back up, and with impressive ninja skills, started to attack too fast for them to keep up.

"Welcome to die!" Zeddmare shouted.

"No, NO. That is horrible grammar! As an English major, I won't allow you to say something like that! Revise the sentence! Revise it!" Bonsai went off. It was so sudden, Zeddmare stopped in his tracks, which allowed Doku to get another hit in. then he hit again, then one more time, before Zeddmare grabbed their mecha and lifted them up.

"This is the end of the Folgore Rangers!" He said.

"Well, if it's the end of us, let's change our name!" Darros piped in. "Let's be the Darros Rangers! No, the Knuckles Rangers! Wait, maybe the Skasaher Rangers will do. Nah, that sounds lame. The Komatsu Rangers then? Nono, The Hawk King Tibarn Rangers!"

"I like that one." Impy interjected.

"How about we name ourselves the Uhai Rang-" Zeddmare cut him off.

"BE QUIET!" He shouted, but his lapse in concentration was just enough to allow Doku to shake him off.

"How do you like that? The power of name changing!" Darros said happily.

"All right, now let's finish this! In the name of Corple and NOT Sharlow, with the rest of the Folgores beside me, under the watchful eye of Elidon, aided by Refa-5, we will bring you to your end, Zeddmare! CURSE YOUUUUUUU!!!!" He jumped for the Mecha Zeddmare, and started attacking it with everything he had.

"Hey, hey, let's dance all day!" All of the Folgore Rangers shouted in unison, as Zeddmare's mecha started sparking.

"No...NO!!! HOW COULD I HAVE LOST?! FORGIVE ME, HORITAAAAAAA!!!" Zeddmare shouted as his mecha exploded. Impy had to look away so she wouldn't have to see something so magnificent blow up.

"ZEDDMARE, NOOOOO!" Horita shouted, quickly returning to the battlefield. "I hate all of you! One day, I will return to Serenes Forest and I will destroy it as revenge for defeating Zeddmare!" He started to teleport away, when Zeddmare's hand grabbed onto Horita's ankle from the rubble. "Zeddmare! You're ba-" is all that Horita could say before the two teleported back to the moon base, completely leaving Camdar behind.

"No!!! Horita got away! Curse you, Horita Repulsaaaaaa!" Doku said, banging his hand against the controls of the Folgore Zord.

"It's all right Doku, at least it's over now." Boron said.

"Man, that was stupid. I wish that we could have actually fought Horita." Bonsai said with a frown.

"I'm hungry, let's go and get something to eat." Impy noted.

"Shouldn't we go get Refa-5 first?" Darros asked. Everyone got out of the Folgore Zord and it disappeared. They all regrouped with Refa-5, who looked on with complete awe.

"Guys, that was awesome! The way Zeddmare's mecha exploded was amazing! At first I wanted to be a part of it, but after seeing that fight I'm so glad I was a spectator!" He group hugged everyone.

"Haha, I'm glad that you enjoyed it," Doku said, "but for now, it's over, so let's go and get something to eat. Impy's starving and I think we all deserve something after that." He said.

The Folgore Rangers piled into the minivan that they had hotwired earlier, and Doku took the wheel, looking for somewhere to have a hot meal, hopefully not getting lost. The life of the Folgore Rangers was heptic, but if it meant preserving Serenes Forest, they'd do anything.

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Horita Repulsa sat in his lunar base, drafting Fire Emblem to calm himself. "One day, I'll be back, and I will take over Serenes Forest! Muahahahaha!" He said, before sneezing, jolting, and then knocking all of the papers he had for drafting off of his personal desk, where he moved them all to so they wouldn't get knocked over again. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[Zak Something]

"Hey Crash, does this orange juice taste a little tangy?" He asked. Crash shrugged and kept drinking. Within a few minutes, the two had somehow gotten intoxicated and were off badly singing the karaoke version to Michael Jackson's "Beat It".

Yeah, there's NO doubt that that's me Crash. :P

Edited April 8, 2012 by that Guy with the glasses

[Sunwoo]

:XD: That was hilarious! I especially loved how we all used our various "powers" to win. Especially "name changing power" and "English major power". You should probably write more of the story, even if it's not a direct sequel. :P

[Darros]

I knew the power of name changing would come in handy eventually!

[MacLovin]

So I'm basically a kamikaze missle.

Nice.

And I'm the manliest part of the Zord, next to the Turban.

[MacLovin]

So I'm basically a kamikaze missle.

Nice.

And I'm the manliest part of the Zord, next to the Turban.

[ZemZem]

That was amazing.

And according to Boron, I can request a role from Shin?

Edited April 8, 2012 by ZM456

[MacLovin]

There are open slots for Orange and Purple, I believe.

Shin decides on further casting now.

Oh, and I'll just looks for a green ranger avvy.

[Zak Something]

Can I be orange?

InB4no.

[Sunwoo]

But you already have a role!

[Peppy]

Can i be Folgore Purple...?

[Frosty]

*Randomly fires a Tri-Attack again on some... enemy thing*

[Elieson]

Kerfuffle. I now love that word~

I think the next opponent should somehow invade DTE.

[Frosty]

OHAI Eliedon~!

[Elieson]

Frost, I've yet ti determine if you are evil in need of vanishing in the name of Great Justice, or good in need of someone to point you in a useful direction,

[Frosty]

Just use brainwashing, just kidding!

[Sunwoo]

Please direct all queries about possible roles to Dokushin, for he is our self-proclaimed leader.

[Nightmare]

That was good.

Wait, how come I'm Horita's subordinate. CURSE YOU HORITA!

[ZemZem]

Could I be Folgore Orange if Crashman already has a role in the story? If he doesn't, then he asked for it first.

[Shin]

Holy Boogie. A purple ranger actually exists. Why so uncomfortable, Orange?

Edited April 8, 2012 by Parco Folgore

[Darros]

I am not going back and editing the badge. ._.

[Jotaro Kujo]

Due to popular demand, I'll be continuing my Folgore Ranger fanfic, however, I'm not going to update daily like I did for the first 2 chapters. I'm working on coding a website so that deserves my immediate attention right now. I just took a break from it because it's giving me a headache.

Welcome to the team, Folgore Purple and Orange!

[Shin]

They, along with white, are the back up rangers! Who appear later on in the series and don't get as much credit as Red, the others!

[ZemZem]

Why so uncomfortable, Orange?

Made my day.