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I actually like Ruto though. :/

Anyway, what's up with this undead apocalypse thinger we have goin' on?

Why do you think Prof. PicKLe gave us these sweeeeet weapons.

**points to stash.

And besides, Refa-5 can nuke the WORLD.

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So we can do target practice and other fun things?

I think nuking the world is a horrible idea. At least it is until we find another habitable planet. more Mars research go. Then it's just a really bad idea.

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So we can do target practice and other fun things?

I think nuking the world is a horrible idea. At least it is until we find another habitable planet. more Mars research go. Then it's just a really bad idea.

You get the infinite ammo Squirt gun!

Ok, j/k

You get the Bandolier of Machine Gun ammo and an AK-47.

And armour.

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squirt guns with dissolving acids are epic thou

GOGO HAIRSPRAY SQUIRTGUN!

just add the lighter

Flamethrowers are fun.

And besides, It gets rid of those with the ZOmbie badge.

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What would happen, iffffff

The Folgore Rangers became omnipotent?

Imp-Weelllll, everyone'd be a Jojo clone...............

Darros-I'd get rid of DarrosXAideen jokes, damnit Forum Games!

Doku-I'd beat Horita at drafts!

Harpoon-I'd turn FE into reality and reality into FE.

Banzai-I'd make Everyone speak Old- English.

Refa 5-, Well, we all know what I'd do, but it wouldn't be appropriate for the kids.

13th- I'd become a god.

Boron-I'd make all of you become logical.

[meanwhile]

Horita-Ok, we're screwed, to the Buttmobile!

Camdar- Boss, for the last time, I don't wanna be in the hospital.

Zeddmare-.......

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So, if there was a Canada reference in the past story...

Say, I was wondering what happened to the Silly Dinosaur made out of Ice? Kidnapped already? XD

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So, if there was a Canada reference in the past story...

Say, I was wondering what happened to the Silly Dinosaur made out of Ice? Kidnapped already? XD

After his last beating from Integriman, he's probably taken a short break.

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Hey look! I actually wrote the next part!

"Omigosh, omigosh! I can't believe that I'm going to help the Folgore Rangers!" Esme squealed. He could barely contain his excitement. It was an unusual choice, but who could they trust more than the great milk drinker himself?

"Now Esme, unfortunately I cannot transfer Harpoon's powers to you... they're bound to him." Elidon began, blagging what little canon the franchise had. "However, I bestow upon you this morphulating device! It will allow to tap into your inner power and don the spandex suit of Folgore Green.

Esme was buzzing with energy, as soon as the device appeared in his hands, he looked at the other rangers. They all nodded.

"FOLGORE GREEN! POWER OF WILD ENTHUSIASM!"

There was a crack of green lightning, and it was done. Esme had even adopted a stupid pose. Everyone applauded, even Doku, who didn't mind being upstaged for once. Eliedon looked back at Harpoon, he still had stuff to tell him!

"Harpoon. My sources say that Horita has connections in Other Country. You still have access to your powers out there, do your best to combat evil."

Harpoon saluted.

"Will do, Other Country will be safe!" He said boldly.

"Good... now... I've got a soap opera to watch with Refa-5..." Eliedon said quickly. "I think you can all go now."

The rangers scrammed, nothing got in the way of their supervisor's work.

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After seeing Harpoon off, the gang went to Timp's house... mostly because her dad didn't mind them being there too much.

"Now kids, no funny stuff... I'm a champion crab-fighter." Mr Timpsdad laughed. "Hey... doesn't the stupid one look a bit different?"

He was looking directly at Esme, not entirely certain that it was the same person as before.

"Oh... Mr Timpsdad, I'm Esme, Harpoon went to Other Country to study!" Esme said, bouncing up and down in his seat. Mr Timpsdad laughed, he was happy that his daughter had so many good friends. He went off to do some meaningless parental activity elsewhere.

Boron was also happy to welcome the new member, it would give her time to forget all about the noona incident. She noticed that Banzai seemed off, did he miss Harpoon?

"Banzai, are you OK? It's probably going to take some getting used to..." she began, but Banzai cut her off.

"It's nothing, I don't miss him that much..." He huffed, standing up. "We've got Skype... because I'm an English Major!"

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You might've already noticed, Doku, but you double-posted the same thing. :P:

Ugh, I REALLY need to get back to writing. No motivation ...

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I do have a story in the works.

One hint.

Parodying alot of comic book arcs, and of course.

Psychopath Radmac and the SF ZOmbie invasion.

Looks like Esme will be busy helping out.

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Silly people.

Read your comic books.

Blackest Night:Folgore Edition is coming.

Silver Harpoon, you forgot to C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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Soul's in the Folgore Rangers, due to huge request.

Only known things about this character are.

-Has Eyepatch.

-Veteran Brawler, who takes a liking to the rookies and young heroes.

-Travels through Mirrors.

-Watches ladies through bathroom mirrors

-Is PicKLes friendly rival.

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Is Soul one of those interdimensional interlopers? Those guys rule.

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