FOLGORE RANGERS ROLL CALL

[Jotaro Kujo]

I didn't have anything that wouldn't be quoting the movie itself lol

[ZemZem]

What's going to happen? Haha, can't wait!

[CT075]

oh god this is so bad

so fucking bad

[spoiler=RADMAC]Radmac cackled. The two Folgores had fallen even more easily than he’d hoped. He turned back towards the forest – the rest awaited.

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Exactly three minutes and forty-seven seconds later, Radmac landed in the main park of Serenes Forest. All around him, the city was bustling. People shopping, drawing, scrubbing purple graffiti off of everything… Everything was so peaceful.

Well, all that was about to change.

“DENIZENS OF SERENES FOREST!!!”

He bellowed, hoping to get a reaction out of someone. Other than a few curious glances, and one dude who muttered something along the lines of “No more ATTN: topics plz”, though, nothing happened. At all. Radmac cursed to himself and tried again.

“Denizens of Serenes Forest! This is a message from Lord Nergal! I await you on the-“

The villain stopped mid-stream. What could possibly be making him spout such gibberish? Why couldn’t he think of anything to say? Was it-

“It’s Camdar! Get him!”

Radmac turned. It was Darros and Deranger.

“I am not Camdar, you miserable louts! I am Radmac! And I shall destroy you!” He pointed his finger at the sky menacingly, hoping for thunder or something.

In actuality, all that happened was Doku showing up.

“Camdar? What are you doing here, we’re on vacation! Are you too incompetent to leave us alone for a while?”

Radmac fumed. “Get it right, you insignificant fools! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!”

Darros, Deranger and Doku glanced at each other and shrugged. Ever the team leader, Doku stepped up to the plate and pointed at the villain.

“We will defeat you, because we are the Folgor-”

“Uh, Shin? We, uh, don’t have the entire team here, we can’t be the Folgore Rangers.”

Doku blinked.

“No! Then we’ll just have to be the D-Team! Transform!”

Cue transformation sequence.

“FOLGORE RED, THE POWER OF LEADERSHIP!”

“FOLGORE BLUE, THE POWER OF NAME CHANGING!”

“FOLGORE YELLOW, THE POWER OF ARTISTIC VISION!”

Radmac’s lips tightened. Deranger, the most recent addition to the Folgore squad, was largely an unknown in terms of power and weakness and Doku would be a tough opponent no matter what. But he would prevail, IN THE NAME OF THE MOON CHAOS.

The newest Folgore Yellow stepped up to the plate.

“It’s my turn to show my worth! Take this!” Deranger grabbed a sprite from midair and thrust it at Radmac, who stared blankly.

“It’s, uh… The perspective is off. Maybe you should move the head to the right a bit or something, I dunno. Something about it bothers me.”

Deranger frowned.

“Yeah, I’m seeing it too. Gimme a sec.”

He scribbled a bit, then showed it back.

“Better?”

“Hm, kind of, but now there’s a bit of a derp face. Maybe if you were to straighten the shoulder or something…”

“Oh, I see what you mean…”

Doku and Darros stared.

After ten minutes of sprite critique, Radmac glanced up.

“Oh yes, I’d almost forgotten. Back to epic destruction and chaos, then.”

He punched Yellow in the face, sending him sprawling. Darros grabbed the nearest thing and flung it at Radmac. It was… a milk carton?

“Hey, buddy, that was my thing!”

Serenes Forest denizen Esme stormed off. Some people, just taking stuff and using it as weapons? Sheesh.

In the meantime, Radmac grabbed a tree trunk and threw it back at Darros.

“Ha! You can’t beat me! NAME CHANGE TO INVINCIBLEMAN!!!”

This was it. Radmac pulled his trump card.

“I can’t let you do that, Star Fox. You see, the 60-day limit on name changing? Well, I just hacked Serenes Forest’s database, and now it takes 120 days! Your powers are useless! Evil laugh!”

Darros, upon realizing that his powers were useless, merely slumped back, complaining about how he was always the useless one. Looks like he wasn’t gonna be doing much.

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Folgore Red watched his team members fall.

“No! Your powers are strong! But I am stronger!”

He launched himself at Radmac, bowling the villain over. In a comical dust cloud, the two brawled for a while before Radmac finally threw the hero aside.

“ENOUGH!”

Radmac was beginning to get fed up with things. If he took much longer, he might actually have to deal with a full team, and that just wouldn’t do.

“Time to end this! Goodbye, Folgore Red!”

The evildoer drew back his sword, ready to deliver the final strike, when what appeared to be a science textbook smacked him in the back of the head.

[THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DUE TO POOR FUNDS]

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[JUST KIDDING]

…A science textbook? Radmac spun around to face his new opponent.

“Sorry I’m late, guys. I overslept!”

Edited August 23, 2012 by CT075

[Jotaro Kujo]

Omg cam your stories are hysterical XD

[Sunwoo]

Ahahaha! XD

Shin, we need to move the Radmac story so that it's just before Harpoon's departure to the Other Country!

[Jotaro Kujo]

Another chapter! boy I'm on a roll today. No more for tonight though; just let all of the fighting sink in. Next chapter will have a lot of fighting too. I'm thinking that there's going to be 2 more chapters until the final fight but I don't know yet. It depends on what I get finished in the upcoming chapters.

The Folgores took three steps away from the paper-thin soldier/steamroller/knife carnage, only to run into Apopeclipse. Immediately she turned her attention to Impy. " Heehee, I saw what you did to Lightlisneeze and those paper-thin soldiers!" She hopped around, looking rather silly because she didn't have any arms. "I have to deal with you first!" She said and the swirly patterns on her body started moving, and Impy was transported to another dimension. When she woke up, she was in a world that was...the same. Still, she felt as if something was missing...something really important to her life. She was near a computer, so she went to Google to see what it was. Zelda wasn't it, and neither was Fire emblem. Toriko was still in the database, and several links to Korra led to a major firestorm. So what was it that was gone? Her mind suggested something that hit her like a ton of bricks. She typed 'Jojo's Bizarre Adventure' into Google and hit enter. Google responded by saying "No Results found. Did you mean Jojo's Circus?" Her heart sank to the pit of her stomach.

"No...Jojo?" She thought. Frantically she checked the internet for the Jojo forums and her Jojo friends. The forums weren't there, and all of her friends' blogs were devoid of her favorite series. "No..." she said as she could feel her world crash and burn. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" She cried as she ran from the computer, straight to her house. She looked at her computer desk, where she kept all of her Jotaro figures. None of them were there, not even the first one that she had ordered, that she had spent days convincing her parents to buy for her 18th birthday. "W-wryyyy..." The sound barely escaped her lips. She flopped onto the ground, laughing hysterically. She couldn't stop laughing. Mr. Timpsdad came down and saw her as an emotional wreck.

"Oh god Impy, what's wrong!" He said, trying to get her to stop. Impy kept laughing. she got up, ran off, and went to her room, where she sat in a corner. She was in the fetal position, sucking her thumb.

"No Jojo, no Jojo, no Jojo..." she said to herself over and over.

Back in the regular dimension, everyone was on the verge of jumping Apopeclipse for transporting Impy away. "Ah, hold your horses, I'm bringing her back. Hehehehe! Well, I think enough time has passed now." Impy appeared, still in the fetal position, and still half laughing and half sobbing.

"No!!! What did you do to her?!" Doku asked, rushing to Impy's side.

"How does a world without Jojo sound to you?" Apopeclipse responded with a devious smile. Everyone was stunned into silence, and they knew why Impy was the way she was. Nobody had to say a word. Boron reached into her utility belt and got chemicals that would make a bright and powerful flash. It blinded Apopeclipse temporarily. Doku started singing again. Apopeclipse was dizzy and disoriented, and because she had no arms, she was also off-balance. That didn't stop her from delivering a powerful kick to Doku to knock the wind out of him. Bonsai defended his fellow Folgore by retaliating with two text bricks. His enemy kicked one of them right back at him. He was hit by it, but he kept throwing more. Harpoon gave Bonsai a horseshoe so Apopeclipse's attacks would miss. Darros changed his name three times, which gave him three clones, which he used to dogpile the armless foe. When he was sure she couldn't get up quickly, all four of them got off, just in time to avoid getting hit by 13th's Zord. It sent Apopeclipse flying, but she didn't really seem to have taken a lot of damage. She looked at 13th, and zapped him to another dimension.

When he woke up, he was at the Department of Motor Vehicles. The clerk was trying to get his attention. "Mister 13th, mister 13th, hello?" she asked.

"Hm? Yes, what's up?" he asked, still a little disoriented. The woman handed him a plastic card with a smile.

"Congratulations, mister 13th, you passed your driving test! Here's your license! you must be excited to hit the road." she said. 13th took it and looked at it. All of the information was correct. There was no doubt about it-it was his driver's license! He didn't want to cause a scene so he walked out. He then got into what he presumed to be in his car, and he actually knew how to drive. He understood what all of the levers and buttons and pedals did, he knew the rules of the road and even how to parallel park. He slammed his fist against the steering wheel when Apopeclipse brought him back.

"There you are 13th, get in your Zord and help us!" Doku commanded, but 13th looked dejected.

"I'm sorry, but I got my driver's license. My powers don't work anymore. I'm sorry..." He said. He sounded genuine, and the look on his face said that he was sorry for letting everyone down. With more and more of the Folgores falling to Apopeclipse's tricks, how were they going to defeat her...

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Loki went to blast Thor, but Captain America threw his shield and it reflected the attack. "Listen Thor, I know he's your brother and all, but he clearly doesn't want to go back. You're going to have to fight on the opposite side, all right?" He said. Thor looked sad, but he nodded. "All right, Tony, get Hawkeye up to a building so he can start attacking from afar." He ordered.

"I hope you're ready for the ride." Tony said before grabbing Hawkeye and putting him up on a rooftop.

"All right Capt, I got a clear shot of Loki. Should I fire when ready?" Hawkeye asked.

"Affirmative." Captain America said. It didn't take long until arrows were raining down on Loki's position. He combat the arrows by making dozens of himself appear.

"Eheheheheheehehehe~" they all laughed. Thor started swinging Mjolnir around, which started summoning angry-looking rainclouds. Iron Man started pelting the Lokis with blasts from his palms, but he was having a hard time finding the right one.

"J.A.R.V.I.S., I could use your help right about now." He said as he fired.

"I'm working on it sir." The computer responded. Black Widow started opening fire with her pistols, which also had little effect. The thunder rumbled, and several bolts of lightning struck all of the Loki's at once, making the clones disappear and harming the real one. Everyone concentrated their fire onto the demigod, but he had other plans. He concentrated his own attacks onto Bruce, who hadn't hulked out yet. Captain America went to the communicator.

"Hawk, we need you to keep Loki away from Bruce." He said.

"Aye sir." Hawkeye's quiver spun around, attaching a special arrowhead to his arrow. He let it loose. Loki dodged it, but it kept following him. The homing arrowhead was doing the trick. Loki was more focused on getting away from the arrow than he was with attacking Bruce. Then he got an idea. He beelined straight to Bruce, and then teleported away, letting the arrow strike the unsuspecting Avenger. It was enough to get him angry. Bruce was fighting the Hulk in his mind, trying to keep him from surfacing, but it wasn't working. His skin was turning green, and he was getting bigger.

"Bruce!" Black Widow called, trying to get him to calm down, but it wasn't working anymore. He had transformed completely into the Hulk.

"GRRRRRROARRRRRR!!!" He roared, before going on a rampage, causing a lot more damage than Loki did.

"Ehehehe, what will you do no-" He tried to taunt, but Captain America's shield struck him upside the head. He turned to the American hero and went to blast him, but Thor took the hit instead. He flung Mjolnir at his brother even though he didn't want to, and it hit him square in the chest.

"RAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!" Hulk screamed, before barreling towards Loki at full speed, and ran over him like a train. He got up, only to dodge a shower of bullets, arrows, and lightning.

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Meanwhile, Apopeclipse wouldn't stay down. Harpoon and Bonsai had also been caught in her alternate dimensions, and they were freaking out like Impy and 13th. Boron, Doku, and Darros were the only ones left. "What are we going to do?!" Darros complained. Doku was scrambling to think.

"Let's get into our Zords! We can't combine them, but at least we have our own!" He said. His Parco Folgore Zord appeared, and Boron's atom Zord appeared. Darros made his random name changer Zord appear, and they all started to fly around Apopeclipse. Boron started discharging dangerous elements from her Zord, in hopes that it would get Apopeclipse. She was surprisingly fast on her feet, for someone with little balance because she had no arms. Doku grabbed her and started to boogie.

"Argh! Lord Zeddmare told me about your boogie power! Stop!!!" Apopeclipse complained. She was starting to get dizzy. Darros took the opportunity and created a clone of himself, which he threw onto Apopeclipse, in hopes to attack her while she was dizzy. An explosion knocked all three of them off of each other.

"Sorry!" boron called from her Zord. "I accidentally used the wrong elements!" The boogie power, attacks from Darros, and the explosion were too much for Apopeclipse though. She looked worn out.

"Ugh...you win this round. Next time, you won't be as lucky!" She said, before disappearing. She was too tired to leave any paper-thin soldiers in her wake. All of the Folgores who were freaking out from their encounters in the alternate dimension slowly came to.

"Wow, I had the worst nightmare." Harpoon said, rubbing his head. "I was the unluckiest guy alive. I couldn't use my luck powers and bad things kept happening to me."

"I had a nightmare where I lived in a...barbaric place that had no English! People communicated by grunting! It wasn't human!" Bonsai complained. Impy just kept quiet, and rubbed the back of her neck. 13th smiled.

"I'm glad that I really didn't get my driver's license." He said.

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ZM and Richter were still feeling weird. The two didn't need to talk about it, because they both felt the same thing. They were seeing colors. Red, blue, pink, black, yellow, white, orange, and purple. They had no idea what it meant. All what they knew was that it wasn't a coincidence anymore.

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Nick was watching the Avengers battle Loki. Next to him, another S.H.I.E.L.D. operative with the name tag of "Phil Coulson" was watching the Folgores battle.

"Sir," Phil said, "they've just taken down the armless monster. The four that were incapacitated are now back to normal, it seems." Nick nodded.

"Only time's going to tell us who wins this hell of a fight."

[deranger]

Strength: bringing drawings to life

Weaknesses: being punched in the face, drawing

I love it

^not a story

Edited August 23, 2012 by deranger

[Sunwoo]

You don't have to keep putting everything in spoiler tags, deranger, unless you want to. ^^;

Also, the power of artistic vision is spreading to all of us! Suddenly, all of us are on fire!

[eclipse]

YAY, I EXIST! THANKS~!

[Shin]

It continues! This story seems to take place after Boron returns and Sharpy leaves... curse you, canon!

The Folgores had set off on their mission, Doku wasn't entirely sure why they all had to come.

"I'm not happy with you youngsters coming along, we can't take you inside." he grunted, he still considered their mission a complete waste of time. Bringing the younger Folgores along would only mean they had to wait outside.

"B-but... it's my first mission!" Esme cried, his eyes were large and tearful. Only a heartless jerk could deny him.

"I'm actually with Doku on this one." Banzai said. "To be exposed to such foul reading at a young age would ruin the rest of your school career. I should be fine, because I'm an English Major... and the brains of Boron and Doku wouldn't really take that much more damage."

"But what about me?" Timp protested. "I'm 18 now! I can come and lend a hand. Doku will get lost anyway!"

Suppressing his rage, Doku was about to answer, but Boron beat him to it.

"Timp, we need you to keep an eye on the others... as well as the city. Who knows what evil could happen whilst we're in there."

Timp sighed and nodded. At least they were trusting here with stuff. Crash and Marth made an obligatory appearance. Their theme song played as they made their way over. Crash decided he'd do some bullying.

"Oooh! What are you dweebs doing! I guess Sharpy's pairings were..."

Doku again was ready to act, but again Boron beat him to it. Unfortunately for Crash, he was unable to finish his sentence. Boron had grabbed him by the windpipe and tossed him through a steel fence.

"Never... do... that... again... Stupid Sharpy... even after he's gone people are still doing this!"

The other rangers backed away slighty. Marth suddenly stopped laughing and decided to play dead on the floor. Doku, Banzai and a fuming Boron entered the shop, unaware of the horrors in store.

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Refa-5's plan had worked. He'd managed to get the Folgores to return the book for him... he'd disconnected their communicators for good measure too. He wouldn't want a monster to stop them from returning the book. If it wasn't done by 5pm today, he'd face a fine... and a lynching.

"Yaranaika! I hope those chumps return it in time... otherwise I'm toast!"

He looked over at his companion the toaster, soon realising his erroneous choice of words.

"I didn't mean it that way, babe. How about we get some chicken nuggets."

However, his plans for chicken based snacks were interrupted by the Folgore alarm. Monsters were attacking the city... and with Eliedon away... oh dear... things weren't looking good for him. He'd have to send some of the secondary characters in to save the day.

"Folgore Orange, Folgore Purple, Shojor! I need your help!" he cried over the communicator. He looked through the Folgore-scope... it was none other than Frostysaurus Rex. He must have been sick of losing to Integriman and come to Serenes City. But how could they beat him? Refa-5 decided to call up Professor PicKLe, he'd know what to do... he hoped.

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The bookstore was disgusting, full of the creepiest creeps on the planet. Funnily enough, they recognized a good few faces. At the desk they saw Mr Lightlisneeze, who seemed to be inquiring about a book.

"I'm afraid we don't have anything of that sort here, I don't think we are even allowed to stock it." the clerk answered. Mr Lightlisneeze left, disappointed with the answer.

The trio joined the back of the queue, only to find Camdar in front of them.

"FOOLS! I shall return this book before 5pm! You shall fail... much like I do!" he laughed.

Could they really do it? It was half past four, and the queue was pretty long, only time could tell.

Edited August 23, 2012 by Shin Chan

[Jotaro Kujo]

YAY, I EXIST! THANKS~!

You're welcome. There's more of you to come~

[Sunwoo]

I opened up a word document and wrote down a whole list of FR stories I still need to finish/start and want to write.

... I'm screwed. XD

[Jotaro Kujo]

Another chapter! this one is so long I'm sorry ;o; Lots and lots of action, but the best is yet to come~

also I don't think that it's possible to knock the Hulk out but this is the Folgore Rangers universe, where everything is so backwards, it could happen

It was finally time. Doku and Horita stared at each other menacingly, the tension between them rising. The littlest thing was going to make them snap. Months of disagreements had lead to this moment, and the other Folgores dared not interfere.

"Horita." Doku said menacingly. Horita just smiled.

"Did you think that I would come unprepared? Ever since Loki came along, I've actually had time to finish my drafts, because Camdar's not screwing anything up anymore! How does it feel to forever be in last place?" He taunted.

"CURSE YOU, HORITA REPULSAAAAA!!!" Doku bellowed. He went to jump for his enemy and beat him up, but Horita's hover chair was faster and he moved out of the way. He laughed again while he held up a stack of drafting stats.

"I'm sorry, but Lord Zeddmare has told me that I can't die, so I'm just here to gloat. You're going to have to deal with someone else. May I introduce to you...Ramdaq!" He said, and Ramdaq flew down from a concealed position that even got past Tony's cameras.

"You mean Camdar." Bonsai said, irritated. Horita shook his head no.

"No, this is Ramdaq. Loki did something to him and now he's actually competent!"

"But you spelled his name backwards, so wouldn't that mean that his name is actually Ramdac-"

"SHHH! No! His name is Ramdaq. It used to be...that name but someone threatened to sue us for using it so I had to change his name. Anyway, Ramdaq, attack!" Horita commanded before disappearing. Ramdaq said nothing as he walked up to Doku. There were so many things on the ground that he could have tripped over-and would have tripped over if he was Camdar-but he stayed upright. He grabbed Doku by the collar, which snapped everyone else into action. Boron threw an acidic element at him, but he dodged it.

"Ten hit nail punch!" Impy shouted, taking advantage of her position to get the drop on Ramdaq, but he dodged that too. she tried again. "Ten hit nail punch!" She still couldn't hit him. Her 30 seconds were up and she retreated.

"Looks like I have to do everything myself." Bonsai said, readying a hefty text brick from 2001: A Space Oddyssey the novel. He chucked it at Ramdaq, who was scraped by it. He dropped Doku and sprinted to Bonsai, using his wings to get him there faster. Darros changed his name five times as quickly as he could and had his clones form a wall to protect his teammate. As the Darros clones were being attacked, Bonsai retreated to a safer location. "Red, this isn't going to work out. We need to actually use a strategy or the same thing that happened with Apopeclipse is going to happen with Ramdac-Ramdaq."

"Stop saying that name! We'll get sued! And yeah, I know that we need a strategy. Everyone, let's combine to become the Folgore Zord! Ramdaq can't beat us when we all work together!" Doku commanded. Everyone jumped into the air and the Folgore Zord formed in a brilliant fashion. Ramdaq smiled and flew in the air, a Zord of his own appearing. Everyone gasped when they saw it. It was the fat shota Sharlow mecha that they had fought-and destroyed-so long ago. "Curse you, Sharlow!!!!" Doku shouted as he shook his fist.

"Wow. We defeated that mecha on April 6th of this year! We've really come a long way since then, huh?" Impy said, reliving memories. "Still, all what I need to do is infect it with typo disease and we're all set!" Ramdaq laughed.

"If you're thinking about infecting it with typo disease like last time, Rangers, you'll find it important to know that I don't have a keyboard. I've made some improvements to this model, and it's not going to lose so easily!" He said. Impy sank back in her seat.

"Doku, are you ready to lead the team? Last time you were, you were able to activate Boogie power! We can't use our special finishing move without it!" Boron said. doku looked at the controls, still not sure.

"We'll activate boogie power when we're ready!" He said, before making the first move. He went to tackle the Sharlow mecha, but Ramdaq stopped the Folgore Zord in its tracks. He laughed as he started pushing it around. bonsai loaded the text brick-firing cannons. He started firing at will. Since the mechas were so close, they all hit their target with minimal damage. Ramdaq threw them off of him. He then activated wings on his Zord, and started flying. "No!!! We still haven't fixed the cursing engine from when we were in space! Where's Refa-5 when you need him?!" In truth, that was a good question. He seemed to have vanished ever since they had all split up. Nobody knew where he was.

"I'll give you guys a lift!" Impy said from her part of the Zord. "I'm sure I don't have to remind you about this but I can only give you 10 seconds of Super Saiyan flight power so knock him down fast!" She said, before she went Super Saiyan. The power transferred to the Zord and up they went. Harpoon checked the system status.

"Whoa! the Folgore Zord grew Super Saiyan hair!" He said.

"There's no time to worry about our gravity-defying hair!" Boron scolded. She started firing dangerous elements from her part of the Zord. Since Impy was still powering up the Zord, they were supercharged and did substantial damage. It still didn't knock Ramdaq out of the sky.

"Four seconds!" Impy shouted. Bonsai started rapidly-firing text walls at the Sharlow mecha and it went down quickly, its wings unusable. Impy got the Folgore Zord safely to the ground and its Super Saiyan aura went away. "I'm out of commission for five minutes this time, so I wish you luck!" She let go of her controls and sat back, crossing her arms.

"You...! All of you are incompetent compared to me, so how are you doing better than me?!" Ramdaq complained. His Zord was really beaten up from the superpowered attacks, but he wasn't done yet. He started to blast the Folgore Zord with shota bombs.

"Not Shota bombs!" Doku cried out. "Harpoon, we need some luck right now!" He said, and a horseshoe appeared in front of the Folgore Zord, and it reflected the shota bombs back at the Sharlow Zord. "Great! Boron, we need something corrosive!" Doku commanded. Boron mixed a couple of elements together and created an acidic chemical that she sprayed onto the mecha. It started dissolving slowly. As Doku was giving out orders, the "Boogie power" meter on the dashboard started to fill up...

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The Hulk couldn't stop rampaging. He was now not only a threat to Loki, but to his teammates as well. "Black Widow, I need you away from the Hulk, all right? Thor, get her out of here. Put her in a place where can still use her guns." Captain America said. Thor flew her out of the way.

"Hey Cap, not trying to get in your way or anything but we really need to find out a way to control the green rage monster because I think you already know that Loki is using this to his advantage." Tony said, firing missiles at the trickster demigod.

"I'm thinking, Tony. Hold on a minute. Right now, just work with Hawk and focus on Loki." he responded. Thor returned after taking Black Widow to safety.

"DO YOU NEED MY ASSISTANCE?" he asked. Captain America thought about it for a little, then got an idea.

"Thor, you can take more of a beating than we can. Keep the Hulk away from us all right? If you can get him to smash Loki, then do it." He ordered. Thor nodded and flung Mjolnir in the Hulk's direction. It certainly got his attention. He started chasing Thor around. The god of thunder tried to lead him away by flying, but the Hulk leaped up and smashed Thor into the pavement. Now that the big green problem was focused on one target, Captain America turned to Loki, who had yet again made multiple clones of himself. He threw his shield which ricocheted off multiple surfaces, knocking out a few illusions. Black Widow shot at one, but it teleported right to her. She kicked that Loki in the face, but it turned out to be a clone. The real one was right behind her, and he smacked her with his staff.

"Natasha!" Hawkeye shouted, before firing a grappling arrow at the overhang that his teammate was under. He used his bow to traverse the wire, and he was successful in kicking Loki in the face. As he was reeling, Hawkeye whacked Loki in the head with his bow. He got the Black Widow out of there before Loki could fight back. "Stark, I need you to get Natasha out of here."

"You know, I didn't agree to show up for your little club just so I could be everyone's transportation." Tony complained before blasting the overhang that Loki was under to get a little more time. "And be respectful of the suit, would you? When I'm in this, I'm Iron Man." He picked up the Black Widow and started flying her out of there. He almost got hit by a lightning bolt. "Watch it, would you, Goldilocks?"

Thor couldn't respond. He smashed Mjolnir into the Hulk's jaw, but that didn't put him out for very long, and he retaliated by punching Thor square in the chest, and he was out cold. Instead of going straight to the smashing, the Hulk saw that Thor had dropped his hammer and went to use it. He tried to pick it up, but it wouldn't budge. He kept trying to pick it up, to no avail. the ground underneath the hammer started to crack, and eventually, he ripped the ground from underneath the hammer.

"GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!" He yelled, swinging the dangerous weapon around.

"So Cap, any plans about taming the rage monster with the god's weapon?" Iron Man said as he landed right next to the rest of the group. Hawkeye shot him a look. "Hey Legolas, don't look at me like that. I put her in a safe place. Right now, let's try to get out of this situation before things go from bad to worse."

"Agreed." Captain America said. Thor got up and saw that he was without his hammer, and jumped on the Hulk in an attempt to get it back. "Let's use this to our advantage. Let's all rush the Hulk-" He was cut off by a blast of magic whizzing by his head.

"You still have to deal with me, or have you forgotten?" Loki asked, emerging from the rubble of the overhang.

"RRRRRRRRAGHHHHHH!" The Hulk roared. Thor got his hammer back, and that did nothing to help the monster's mood. He started smashing and thrashing around. Something stopped one of his fists as he brought it down. It was so shocking, he stopped raging for just a moment to see what it was. It was none other than Refa-5.

"Son, what are you doing?!" Captain America shouted. "It's too dangerous for you here!"

"Yaranaika! I thought you'd be happy to see me! Listen, you have your hands full with Loki, so let me take care of this! I'm fine! Just deal with Loki!" Refa-5 said. He pushed the Hulk's arm and it actually threw him back a little. Captain America saw all what he needed to see.

"Iron Man, get to the skies, shoot whenever you have a shot. Hawk, I'll throw you onto a rooftop. You also to shoot whenever you have a shot. Thor, you're the only one able to take out all of his clones at a time, whenever he starts cloning himself, light them all up, all right? Iron Man has the air covered so stay on the ground with me." Iron Man blasted off, and Hawkeye ran up to him, jumping on Captain America's shield, getting a nice springboard that got him up to a roof. Loki stood there, staring down his brother and the American hero.

"Ehehehehe. Do you think that your pathetic tricks will stop-" He was cut off by a swift and hard kick to the back. It was the Black Widow.

"I dunno, will they?" She asked. When Refa-5 saw that everyone was focusing on Loki, he turned back to his problem, who immediately started yelling at him.

"All right, let's get this show on the road." he said, cracking his knuckles.

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The Boogie power button showed itself on the dashboard of the Folgore Zord. Doku smashed his fist on it. "ACTIVATING BOOGIE POWER!" He shouted triumphantly.

"No-NO!" Ramdaq shouted. He had heard the horrors of Boogie Power on multiple occasions. The Folgore Zord grabbed the already damaged Sharlow mecha and started dancing. It was starting to tear it apart. "I WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU!" He shouted, before firing shota bombs at Doku's part of the Folgore Zord. The explosions cut off the boogie. "HAHAHAHA! YOUR INCOMPETENCY WILL FAIL YOU ALL!"

"What are we going to do without Boogie power???" Boron asked, freaking out.

"We can't stop now! we have to get our missing people!" Darros explaimed.

"Yeah, how?" Bonsai asked, clearly irritated. Impy smashed her fist on her dashboard.

"Stop it you guys! We still have our powers even if we don't have the power of Boogie! Stop complaining and use them!" Everyone was stunned by her outburst. "Fine, I'll go first. SOLAR FLARE!" She shouted, and the Folgore Zord flashed a bright light. Ramdaq was blinded.

"ARGH!" He called out.

"I still have 20 seconds left! Eat this! Destructo-Disk!" Impy shouted before the Folgore zord created a Destructo-Disk and threw it at the Sharlow mecha, slicing its arm off.

"Krillin is the second most useless character, and you picked one of his powers. Good going Impy." Bonsai said sourly.

"I can't help it that everyone that isn't a part of Goku's family or Piccolo lost their usefulness in Dragonball Z! 10 seconds! KA...ME...HA...ME...HAAAAAA!!!!" She preformed the Kamehameha wave, but the Sharlow mecha put up a shield that absorbed the blast and fired it back. "WHAT WAS THAT! I CALL BULL!" Impy hotheadedly shouted at Ramdaq.

"Did you think that I would be so incompetent to not bring shields?" Ramdaq chuckled. "This mecha might be almost destroyed, but there's plenty of fight left in it! EAT THIS!" He kicked the Folgore Zord over and over again.

"He wants a shield, he's got one!" Bonsai said before he started quoting George Orwell's "1984". When he had a text wall big enough, he put it in front of the Folgore Zord, effectively creaking a text wall of shielding. Now that Ramdaq's attacks weren't doing anything, Doku could start repairing his dashboard, by cursing everything. the more cursing he did, the more repairs happened. In no time at all, his dashboard was repaired, and he hit the Boogie power button again.

"Time to do it Folgores! Self-proclaimed leader power!" Doku said, grabbing onto the Sharlow mecha.

"Science power!" Boron added.

"Bad driving skills power!" 13th chirped.

"English major power!" Bonsai chimed in.

"Luck power!" Harpoon cheered.

"Name changing power!" Darros hollered.

"And Shonen power! Together it creates-" Impy said, before everyone finished her sentence in unison.

"THE FOLGORE RANGERS GIGA BOOGIE FINISHER!!!" The Folgore Zord started boogieing, spinning the Sharlow mecha around and around. Ramdaq tried to fire another shota bomb, but Bonsai threw text bricks at his cannons. Boron sprayed highly corrosive acid onto the mecha, and the Folgore zord tossed it high into the air. It split into two, and both Zords drove recklessly into the melting piece of machinery, ready to deliver a nasty blow to it. The first one put horseshoes on its feet and kicked it as hard as possible, before disappearing. A long red pole appeared in the real Folgore Zord's hand, and it smashed the Sharlow mecha as hard as possible, sending it back to the buttlair.

"It's finally over..." Doku said. All of the Folgores were tired, and their Zord disappeared just as soon as it landed safely.

"I liked it better when Ramdaq was Camdar." Harpoon said.

"I agree." 13th said. "It's scary that Camdar has so much potential locked away in his incompetent body."

"Yeah, that was really rough, but we have to save our people! Let's go inside and find them!" Boron said.

"Agreed, let's go!" Doku yelled before running inside.

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Loki could sense Camdar and Horita's presence going back to the buttlair. "Well, it's been fun but I really must be off!" He said before vanishing. The Avengers just stood there, wondering what had just happened. They all turned to Refa-5, who hadn't been smashed into a pancake yet.

"Yaranaika! This guy's tough!" he said, before punching the Hulk in the gut and sending him back a little. It was clear that the Hulk was stronger than Refa-5, but that didn't make the Folgore's aid a slouch. "Help me knock him out!" He said before leaping onto the hulk's shoulders and attacking his head. It was making him angry, but he had no time to worry about him, because Mjolnir was headed straight for him. He moved so Refa-5 could get hit. "YEOWCH!" He let go, but before he could smash him five feet into the ground, a missile hit him, stunning him. Captain America smashed him with his shield, and he was out cold. He started turning back to normal, only he was missing one thing.

"So...anyone got any pants for him?" Iron Man asked.

[CT075]

it's radmac, not ramdac, just fyi

[Sunwoo]

it's radmac, not ramdac, just fyi

Wow, I never even noticed the typo XD

[Jotaro Kujo]

Blame my reading things wrong and my inability to spell things backwards :U

[eclipse]

You're welcome. There's more of you to come~

Does it involve pants?

[MacLovin]

I have an idea.........for a new story, but I can't seem to piece it together properly...

Can I have Camdar as a sidekick?

[Jotaro Kujo]

Does it involve pants?

I can't divulge all of my secrets :P

[Darros]

Pants are for squares.

Shorts are so much better.

[MacLovin]

Kilts!.

Also, Crash=Baron Ashura Clone!

[MacLovin]

Poll is up!

LEt's see how many people want to clobber me with a spiked dildo!

[Bluedoom]

*clobbers The Gentleman with a spiked dildo*

[SB.]

*clobbers The Gentleman with a spiked dildo*

^

[MacLovin]

<Sharpy> We should give Horita a background

<Sharpy> he was original the guy in the cookie monster suit

<Sharpy> and got fired for over-consumption of cookies

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch.

Ok, now I just have to run from people who enjoy S&M.

Edited August 27, 2012 by The Gentleman