Okay, this is technically middle school I'm sorry but it's great.
Cast: Me, Mrs C, Girl 1, Girl 2
Me: *walks into classroom*
Girls 1 and 2: EW EW EW!
Me: What?
Girl 1: *has a pair of mens underwear hanging off her pencil* EW!
Me: Lol!
Mrs C : I'm not gonna call the office and ask who THESE belong to! *picks underwear up and throws them in the hallway*