One time a guy bragged that all he had was a two liter coke for breakfast. First class in the morning was home room/silent reading. About 30 minutes into the class I hear him hacking and gagging and he projectile vomited all over the class. The teacher yelled at him to go to the bathroom.
One time a guy played Pandemic 2, that old flash game that's like Plague Inc, and named his disease Mormons. He was a mormon.