[How do you seduce a noblewoman.]

Read Maribelle's supports.

[My GF just called me husband in FB]

Maybe you should talk to her instead of consulting your favorite Fire Emblem community.

["Avatar" or "MU"]

Checkmate MU'ers.

[I Have an OoT Cart]

You should ruin it with the Cartridge Tilt glitch.

[What were Atlus and IS thinking?]

Space Shrooms.

[OWAIN'S SUPER GLITCH SKYWARD SHOT!]

They only made one mistake when they designed Owain. They made him too powerful.

[Complications of Time Travel]

My head hurts. Time Travel in stories make plotholes, I think it is almost mandatory.

["Avatar" or "MU"]

Avatar sounds cool, My Unit sounds like something out of a elementary school art project.

Stand up, My Avatar! And strike down all those dare to oppose us! /geek

[So why do video game women wear very little armor?]

Maybe I've played too much FE but female characters generally have more skill and speed and male characters tend to have more strength and defense. Minimal armor takes advantage of their lithe advantage and do not bog them down with heavy plates that would otherwise put a toll on their relatively weaker frames. Though having more speed and skill because of no armor and males having more defense and strength because of armor is kind of circular, but you get the idea.

A more realistic spin on the answer to your question, or an attempt of it.

[Weapon tier list]

This topic should be renamed "The Nosferatu and Aversa's Night Official Fan Club".

[I'm tired of Marth.]

I can die a happy man if in the next Smash, Lucina takes Marth's spot due to redundancy.

wait, SSB likes redudency <________<

[Grima and Falcon Knights]

So I'm playing FE Awakening like any FE fan. I'm on lunatic and on the last chap. I get Grima, who has the fattest butt for the last boss in FE history as far as I'm concerned, down to 60% health with the help of all my comrades including Vengeance Tharjia who sacrificed her life to get Grima to where he is now in terms of HP and I'm like ok, next turn, rally some strength and cut him down with Exalted Falchion. 2 Falcon Knights fly by and heal him to max HP and I immediately shut off my 3DS. I think the only other time I've abruptly reflex-shut-off my game was when a Druid hit my Seth in FE8 with Luna with 4 Hit. I do reset when someone dies in the games, but usually after spectating what the rest of turn turns out like, but not this time, no, no.

TL;DR Falcon Knights + Grima = I'll try again tomorrow.

[About Naga and Grima...]

I wish Loptous was in this game. I figured out how the next FE one ups this one. In the last chapter, you get control over a team of mile long dragons vs another team of mile long dragons amist a thunderstorm during a super volcano eruption.

[Does anybody live in an area with an active streetpass metagame?]

I went to Naka-kon and got my map barfed on by Streetpass teams. Since I play lunatic, I get 1 exp per kill on the skirmishes, so I just hire for some renown. Get some gold in that DLC chap, and repeat.

[I have an FE6 cart.]

I'm so jealous. You want to hear that right? right?

[Most "fun" skills to activate?]

I love aegis and pavise activating on the enemy while I'm doing an astra. Not only does all the hits are able to land, but all the distortion effects make the battle serious business. I've been just randomly reclassing and pairing, but one of these days, I'll put vengeance, wrath and vantage on the same guy and I'll probably take a liking to that the best.

[What is so appealing about tsunderes?]

The above mentioned.

Also, I love the glaring expression and blush combo. I don't think this combo even exist or is possible in real life, but in an anime styled character, it just works.

[The Lunatic Club]

I figured Nowi was doomed to suck since she had trouble doubling on Normal mode.

You learn something new every day.

I dunno. Nowi is the only unit in my Lunatic playthrough that can't die. All those modified Silver Weapons the enemy wield do 5 damage to her max and she has 80 HP... that is if she is hit, which is very rarely, due to Fred being her husband with Dual Guard+. Even Chrom and my Avatar have trouble if they get unlucky with Aether and Sol respectively as they get swarmed. Morgan might be the only other unit that holds a candle to Nowi's survivability. Now I'm playing casual and I can see the value of defense in classic even more.

[A Higgs Boson walks into a church,]

This is pinned because...

[How much time do you think passes between... (SPOILERS)]

I refuse to believe that cutscene is real.

[The Lunatic Club]

Yay, after grinding like a lunatic ;), I finally beat Walhart. No one could touch me except for the two warriors with Counter in that chapter. Now... the game is too boring because it is too easy :(

[I bought one of those books for learning japanese]

Good luck. It's a tough road ahead. English and Japanese are pretty opposite in structure. I used to speak it fluently but forgot it when I moved out of the country. I'm relearning it now but it is still difficult.

[About Lunatic+]

good luck

[The Lunatic Club]

I think the fact that it is called "Lunatic" mode shield it from criticism... just a little bit. And it is not just Lunatic, it is Lunatic+.

On a side noteI think I'm actually stuck on Chapter 20 Lunatic. Never thought I would say that I'm stuck anywhere in an FE game. The game throws up 20+ units on the south on like the 3-4th turn and I just get face beat.

[Frederick's waifu?]

I paired him up with Nowi. No thought was put into that decision. They just hooked up without my say. Who knew Fred was a lolicon.