Kintenbo

Nephew is the male child of a sibling, niece is the female child. For example, I am the nephew of my dad's and mom's brothers (none of them have sisters), while my sister is their niece.

That's what my family calls them, at least.

Yeah, it's true. I have plenty of cousins (all significantly older than me) from my uncles and aunts, but I don't have any nephews or nieces from my brother or sister. Also, for children of your cousins, they are usually called second cousins.

Sounds like it, both Christian and atheist alike, apparently. Well, if "Poes Law" is to be believed. I have to question the actual rationality of Rational Wiki, though.

I guess this explains what a "poe" in this context is: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law Basically, a "law" based on a rather offensive assumption!

Given the context and that apparently this video is made for ridicule, I guess a poe is a pretend pastor designed to make Christians look like nutcases. How are ninjas relevant?

It's a ghost in the Legend of Zelda universe, which are spirits fueled by hatred or something corny like that. Anyway, I can just smell the smoke from the strawman burnt in this video!

Mainly watermelons. Honeydew and cantaloupe seem a bit off to me, mainly the awkward type of crunchy.

I do, when I'm a part of it. I admit watching marching isn't as fun. Then again, I can say that about just about any activity. Except baseball, its even more boring to play than to watch. Mainly because I was terrible at it, and rarely got to play anyway!

Doesn't make it any less creepy!

Oh boy........ Isn't that character an 8 year old or something?

Since when did Google Safe Search ever work? Can't even search something like "no" without something popping up...

Ultra vanilla? Super mega vanilla extreme? Yeah, that's right, EXTREME!

Oh ho, what flavor?

How can I judge the legs of a man that was around in ancient times?

But the memories of 1st grade teachers yelling "don't kick the basketballs" during recess haunts me to this day!

Well, I don't play soccer, so it will be playing the sport poorly. There are some basketballs in my garage, but that doesn't work for kicking!

Alright! Oooooooooooh yeah!

This is no time for clitoris!

Then came the haircut......

You see, we humans need energy. We get that from other living things. While I consider tiny birds a meager meal, it seems like a lot of people are hungry for them.

Part of the cuteness.

Whatever that crazy lady's name was killed Sirius Black!

Her actress is pretty cute.

Everyone is hungry for such tiny birds! Wait, Fire Emblem Micaiah, or Old Testament prophet Micaiah. The latter is a guy.