Lawl. Even I read the Bible. :D
Come on, most of the Christian Right is FOR abstinence only education, blah blah blah. Of course, I mean the heavy evangelicals, but they're the vocal ones.
I stated the opposite as an extreme view.
My point is, Satan embodies and encourages all those acts that give you pleasure without any form of restraint or discipline, therefore, if God and Satan did exist, I would prefer Satan. I mean, pleasure without consequence is awesome!
But it's kind of moot, since neither does exist...