Malexis

Awesome!!!*Pays Patrick 370,000 Pesetas* Say goodbye to the police! ^_^

You mean the new one? Where he's really old? I don't know though... I've seen everything he ever did, and the only one I didn't like was Hang 'Em High...

*Hangs Patrick up by the thumbs* :D

I prefer using them to choke civilians by shoving way too many in their mouths.

*Looks around* Do you have a bomb? Or rather, a bomb launcher? I kidnapped a body builder and whipped him. Now he's trying to get the cops on me, so if I could just put a bomb in the police station... That'd be nice

*Looks around* ... Something makes me want to run away now. But I would much rather say this.

*Yawns* Hmm.. You're Candy Pain/Insane then. I heard a little bit about you. Well, I guess it's good that you gave SF another chance... Welcome back, I guess.

On the other hand, some people, like Patrick here, are brilliant torturers.*Whips someone* The classics are always good too.

Not everyone is as good at torture as some of us, I guess. *Holds next poster's head in a fountain for one minute at a time, then pulls them out and puts them back in. Repeat*

Matty is so lame. Going with the majority. Ruinous has my vote...

*Shuts my blabber box*

*Yawn*Yeah, Matt told me that. Then Red Fox abducted it.

I figured you were spelling in British English for that one, but I wasn't quite sure. Sorry. I wasn't trying to invalidate the contents of your message though, Shuuda. I actually agree with what you're saying (mostly)

Ultima as in the pinned topic by Red Fox of Fire?

Maybe you would have more readers with Forum Insertion, but eh.. You would also have more readers if you wrote a porno story. Doesn't mean you should do it. As Ivy said, OCs> Forum Insertion. :\

Maybe you should stop commenting on grammar when you give criticism.

Personally, I think Shuuda should definitely lead this. I don't write anymore very much, and he seems to be pretty talented.

No... I was suggesting adding evil would help the "funk"

Needs more evil.

I don't know... But flowers are pretty.

Matty, how hard is it to memorize Bananas? Jeez. Welcome to the Forest, Bananas! BE careful, or I might chop you into pieces for my ice cream. ^_^

I was awoken by my kids at like 3:00 A.M. Been up since then. =o

Purple is my favorite color. So I'm using it. I don't get bored easily, because I have the attention span longer than a rodent. Unlike SOME people... *Shifty eyes* :P

Lazy Matty still doesn't have an update ready. I'll do an update for it for him, by request of him.

I've been on Forums for some six years. I never threatened to leave either. :P