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SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME


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So, I wanted to find some incredibly spontaneous and creatively-drunken way to tell you all that I auditioned for all-district/all-state choir this morning, but I've got nothing

.....

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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No

you guys don't get it

I wanted to freak out like I usually do and I have nothing

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sopic,

You had a convulsion

because you were so surprised that you didn't get one

that you got one

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Something is wrong with you, for you are not:

A) In the kitchen, making me a sandwich. Since this is the internet, all females are kitchen dwelling beings whose sandwich making rituals are well known.

B) In your bed, doing naughty things. Since all women on the internet are in fact cam-whores, regardless of the amount of camera involved, you must in fact be a cam whore.

C) A man. Since there are no women on the internet, you are obviously a 60 year old man, getting his rocks off on the idea that young nubile boys distracted by B).

C1) Alternatively, in jail, since you are obviously a Gay, Pedophilia Man who attempts to get young boys into his house through game forums.

D) All the above, some how.

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