Florete Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Life is going to see his topic with multiple new pages and wonder what the hell happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 guys, hes obviously a really good troll, so let him post himself until we are blind, then we will no longer suffer. And by that I mean let him mastabate himself to death.....we can clean up the jizz posts later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 The troll makes a move towards incoherence! Soon it will reduce itself to a frothing mass of unintelligibility, lying helpless on the floor until a moderator comes to remove it from polite society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Life is going to see his topic with multiple new pages and wonder what the hell happened. As long as they don't wipe this topic, I'm happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 (edited) The ineffective troll becomes aware of our presence, but does not know how to respond. It vocalizes, showing confusion. We poke it with a stick again. Edited December 20, 2010 by Kiryn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I just realized Kiryn is doing a documentary...awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 *Feeds Troll More* Posting only gets him to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 The troll begins to start spewing racial epithets. One wonders what would happen if we were to present the troll with its own reflection: would it recognize itself, or react as though it had spotted a rival through the glass? Sadly, we lack a mirror, so we cannot experiment. ...Why the hell haven't we got a mirror around here? Props department?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effYou Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 The troll begins to start spewing racial epithets. One wonders what would happen if we were to present the troll with its own reflection: would it recognize itself, or react as though it had spotted a rival through the glass? Sadly, we lack a mirror, so we cannot experiment. ...Why the hell haven't we got a mirror around here? Props department?! I imagine you being asian lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I imagine you being asian lol I imagine you being a useless speck upon my boot. Now drop and give me 30, maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 The troll claims the ability to imagine things. Intriguing. Must take notes. Species has never shown this ability before; suspect it may be lying. Or is this some new subspecies of ineffective troll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 can i have ur phone #??? im going to call you and shove a fucking 12 gauge thru the phone and shove it up yur ass then shoot, then i'll cut your head off and shit down your throat. My memory's a little vague, but wasn't this specific boast first uttered in one of the Duke Nukem's? Fascinating. It learns imitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 My memory's a little vague, but wasn't this specific boast first uttered in one of the Duke Nukem's? Fascinating. It learns imitation. Replace "cut" with "rip" and "throat" with "neck". Then you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 the Duke actually said 'Ill rip of your head and shit down your neck.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Yeah, now that I think about it, even the word 'cut' is a little effeminate for The Duke. Fine for this guy, 'though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effYou Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 the Duke actually said 'Ill rip of your head and shit down your neck.' actually it was I---->'<---LL rip your head off and shit down your neck. duke nukem cannot get ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 The troll continues to demonstrate a limited set of known phrase structures, and makes some sort of vague attempts to threaten. Unfazed, we shall continue to document, after this short commercial break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Do you like cheese? I like...cheese. Cheese is...great. Buy Dr. Pirate Guy's Dem Red Leicester's today. 'Cause it's cheese. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Called it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 ... Actually, screw that. I'll just wait for Srs to get online. I called it better =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 fuk u guise r gei y wuld u ban him. he was a st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I salute your awesomeness *salute* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted December 20, 2010 Author Share Posted December 20, 2010 Life is going to see his topic with multiple new pages and wonder what the hell happened. Did I just get topic jacked? In a troll topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 (edited) Why are people quoting unexistent posts? And wtf happened over the night? Edited December 20, 2010 by Soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 A guy who was an alt of a banned guy and trollish enough to get banned even if he wasn't came and, well, trolled. And now his posts are (mostly) gone and I don't feel like removing or editing everyone else's posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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