Life Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I've had my GF for quite some time now (practically lives with me), small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away to Pheonix for the weekend (Pokemon stuff), come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward a few weeks later, I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and get the fuck out, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been about a week since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we aren't together anymore. So Serenes answer me this: Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know someone is bound to ask: http://www.salton.com.au/images/prod_image_50.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) IMO Throw your fucking GF at him. That will cause him pain and hopefully break the GF, so NOBODY will ever be able to shove their meat into her again. Edit: Lol, GF. Edited December 17, 2010 by VanguardRaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 ...Fuck Sevvy. YOU just won the Internet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 You never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER put meat in another man's GF. Kick your dad to the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 ...Fuck Sevvy. YOU just won the Internet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 SORRY SEVVY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 SORRY SEVVY I was QFT'ing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusaur Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I LOL'd. Dump her to the curb, she's also been with this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) Edit: lol, it was a joke. Took me this long to realise it too :/ Edited December 17, 2010 by Kevin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Congratulations, sir, where shall I put this Internet you have won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Been there saw that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 The whole first post I was like "What the fuck does he mean by GF?" Fortunately I couldn't guess which appliance it was so it was still kind of a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I actually believed your dad F'ed your girlfriend. I was about to tell you to endlessly insult him and beat him up for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) Edited December 17, 2010 by Luka Megurine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyDownTheStreet Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 (edited) so like most people, i thought you were talking about a girlfriend Edited December 17, 2010 by hithere1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Thread wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 *Seal of approval attached* Pretty good sir. Pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furby Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Although I found the use of meat in it to be somewhat of a clue, I will admit that this was a fantastic troll. Well done sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 Congratulations, sir, where shall I put this Internet you have won? Up on the shelf with the rest of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I go away to Pheonix for the weekend (Pokemon stuff), Major Leauge Pokemon~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 NESTLING *HUG* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Pack my stuff and be on my way. do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 As sick and twisted revenge, you should put YOUR meat in HIS GF. You know, sort of an eye for an eye type thing. That said, I need some burgers...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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