Unicycle Mafia - Pretty Unpleasant Guys win

[Percivalé]

HI GUYS

[Haze]

HI GUYS

HI BIZZ!

Get on IRC.

[Balcerzak]

##Vote Swordmaster

If he needs pressure to claim to the village leader, then let there be pressure.

[Zkirsche]

##Vote:SwordMaster

Looks like you live for now SSS.

[Jaybee]

bizz get on irc we neeeeeed you to see this

[Percivalé]

"He's a better player than you."

Could we not use phrases such as "better than", "worse than", and "best" so often? It's kinda personal because I've had a problem with competition lately and expressions meant to induce a sense of superiority or inferiority in other people really make me uneasy.

Putting that aside, we better not have another fucking DN mafia or all of you will die. Seriously, I have a bone to pick with some of you idiots. Also, I think the town will benefit from Life and Haze's leadership for now.

##Vote: Swordmaster

[Percivalé]

bizz get on irc we neeeeeed you to see this

MY IRC WON'T WORK AT THE MOMENT SDJHSADAS

[Life]

I don't get it. I just don't.

Swordmaster, I am giving you a chance to clear your name by claiming a role. And you claim that it's a waste of time to talk to me? What?

[Aleph]

##Vote: Swordmaster

[13th]

Unvote: SSS

Vote: SM

[eclipse]

##Vote: Swordmaster

Please don't take this personally. . .

[Life]

I do at this point.

Let's lynch this retard and be done with this. He's basically confirmed himself mafia on IRC. And if he isn't, hats off to the DUMBEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME.

Edited March 5, 2011 by Survivor

[Strawman]

##Vote: Swordmaster

EDIT: Has he still not claimed?

Edited March 5, 2011 by Strawman the SawmanShaman

[Haze]

<Haze> Right now

<Haze> You have absolutely nothing to lose from claiming to us

<Haze> so why not claim?

<Swordmaster> As I've said before, spite.

<Haze> Really?

<Swordmaster> Did I not say I was a spiteful person?

<Haze> You'd let your ego potentially ruin the game for others?

<Swordmaster> I believe I said at some point in the chat that I was selfish.

<Haze> ...

<Swordmaster> Also, if you are indeed mafia, I'd rather not take the chance if I survive to the next round.

<Haze> ..You won't

<Haze> survive

<Haze> without claiming

<Haze> Everyone has voted to lynch you

<Swordmaster> That's fine.

<Swordmaster> It's a game, is it not?

<Haze> Yes

<Haze> And don't you want to win?

<Swordmaster> I won't tell you my role because I want to have a chance of winning if, by a miracle, I'm not lynched.

<Swordmaster> Telling someone who is potentially mafia could doom you.

<Haze> Here's the thing

<Haze> everyone is potentially mafia

<Haze> and you're doomed anyway

<Swordmaster> Exactly, there's a potential for everyone to be mafia. So, I will rely on logical reasoning.

<Haze> ...

<Haze> But not claiming in this situation is incredibly illogical

<Swordmaster> You may not consider it logical reasoning, but according to one of the top 25 universities and their standards, it's effective.

<Haze> You're going to rely on a 0.1% chance that you won't be lynched?

Haze> Go look at the thread and see all the votes

<Swordmaster> I suppose I could be a hypocrite in this case, where I rely on that 1% of logic.

<Haze> Logic says to claim

<Haze> because it's the most likely way of winning

<Swordmaster> That's debatable.

<Haze> You don't win if you're dead

<Swordmaster> Regardless, I resigned myself to lynch the moment I mentioned my role to someone.

<Haze> and right now, you are going to die

<Haze> Wait

<Haze> you told someone your role?

<Haze> *your

<Swordmaster> Only because I was asked so nicely.

<Swordmaster> Note the sarcasm.

<Haze> if you've already told someone your role can you just tell me so I can add it to the spreadsheet and possibly avoid a mislynch

<Haze> please?

<Swordmaster> Please? Sorry, I really dislike Life.

<Haze> I'm not Life

<Haze> I am his partner

<Swordmaster> You would be the fools to go along with him given the discussion.

<Haze> ...

<Swordmaster> If that's that, so be it.

<Haze> I'm going along with him because my role pm says he is clear

<Haze> ditto for his

<Swordmaster> You're trusting fact, no?

<Swordmaster> As am I.

<Haze> Fact: Life is clear

<Haze> Fact: You will die without claiming

<Swordmaster> And I've made my reasoning clear.

<Haze> And I've made a point that the only logicial thing to do if you want to win is to claim your role to me

<Swordmaster> Maybe if there was more evidence, sure.

<Haze> ...

<Haze> Didn't I tell you to go look at the thread?

<Swordmaster> Evidence being an unconditional truth.

<Swordmaster> Yes. However, I've noted, I resigned myself to execution as soon as I told someone.

<Swordmaster> It's simple, really.

<Haze> ...

<Swordmaster> Note that I couple this with my distaste.

<Swordmaster> If you didn't want a citizen to get lynched you should have made some notes beforehand.

<Haze> I have notes

<Haze> I have a god damned spreadsheet in the works of claimed roles, who is confirmed clear, who is suspicious, etc.

<Haze> At least tell me who you told your role to

<Swordmaster> When I speak of notes, I mean you should've spoken up earlier while your partner was calling me an idiot, misquoting me and the likes.

<Swordmaster> Even if I did, they will, not tell you lest I brand them an oathbreaker.

<Haze> I disregarded that as Life being aggressive

<Haze> Under your current situation

<Haze> you'd be a fool not to claim

<Swordmaster> Fool, one and all, we humans are.

<Swordmaster> Is that all?

<Haze> Apparently so

<Haze> Except for if you're the Doctor or something

<Haze> I'm going to be very

<Haze> very

<Haze> upset

<Haze> Because all you had to do was tell me

<Swordmaster> *pats*

<Swordmaster> You'll get over it.

<Swordmaster> Regardless of your role, good luck.

<Haze> Don't patronize me

<Swordmaster> Think of it as an affectionate pat.

<Swordmaster> Much like how I would pat Sakusa, or Eclipse on the odd event.

<Swordmaster> Will you accept my wish of good luck, at least?

<Haze> Very well

<Haze> and lynched Swordmasters it is

<Swordmaster> Good day to you.

Whoever he told his role to can either contact me or watch him get lynched. That is all.

[riariadne]

...

I have

no response. Maybe he's just awesome at being sarcastic.

Also sup. Vote Life

EDIT: Did I really just vote the exact opposite of who i meant to

unvote life, vote Swordsmaster

Edited March 5, 2011 by Reinfleche

[Aleph]

rein what are you doing

edit: oh, you edited

yeah I want to ask you the same thing how did you do that

Edited March 5, 2011 by Obviam

[riariadne]

I facepalmed immediately after reading my own post yeah.

[Percivalé]

Rein

how

why

is this like a classic Freudian Slip or something

[eclipse]

First my stomach, now my computer.

The rest of today will be dedicated to figuring out why my computer randomly crashes.

[WeaponsofMassConstruction]

*Gets in line*

##Vote: Swordmaster

Though I'm not claiming until inspector clears. There's less to gain and more to lose.

[Life]

I just want to state that Swordmaster has an IQ of negative 50.

<Swordmaster> You may not consider it logical reasoning, but according to one of the top 25 universities and their standards, it's effective.

Clearly we are dealing with a genius here. Bow to the might of the 4% of universities that get it right while the other 96% don't.

[Percivalé]

He's playing like I used to play before Life blatantly corrupted my innocence and left me an empty shell

[Aleph]

hurr

also rein is secretly in a hatelove relationship with life oh wait it's not a secret

(he gets it from bizz)

[WeaponsofMassConstruction]

Now, whose side will you choose?

This mean anything to anyone?

[Snike]

posting to confirm I'm alive. I'll be only able to really start tomorrow, when I get back home. Sorry.