Jack of the Dead Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I recently have grown out a beard and I went to hang out with some friends from out of town. they hadn't seen me in about 3 or 4 weeks so that gave me enough time to grow it out. So As soon as I walked in the door, the girls started saying, "oh, you have a beard." then one came out and said "Hey, you have a beard. It's kinda creepy." She followed that up with "you look like you just came out of the forest." seeing as I was on SF before I left, I found this kind of Humorous. Then a while later we just sat around talking and on person said "this guy had a creepy beard, Kind like jack's." That's it. I'm shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Cool story, bro. Tell it again. Right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tables Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Oh man, if only you couldn't see the beard I've grown over the last 9 months. It's pretty distinctive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 BRo, beards are babe magnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 BRo, beards are babe magnets. A true bro needs no beard. he can have a beard if wants, but he will always be a babe magnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 true story bro, a beard is just a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 true story bro, a beard is just a bonus. A warm fuzzy bonus and it may make some babes take your clothes off and whatnot. But a bro knows how to handle this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Being a babe magnet is all in your head. But if you can pull it off, good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 severian bonerkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 9, 2011 Author Share Posted July 9, 2011 for this girl, I will shave. though having this beard is twenty times easier than shaving it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 (edited) beards are cool, but neck beards are ew. SHAVE IT. SOME HELP Edited July 9, 2011 by Erkle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 oh, trust me, the neck beard is gone, son. That wasn't even in the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 i've tried to grow a goatee always fail, besides i never have neough facial hair to pull it off fml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Before shaving, think; the Swimming Beard Knows. Knowledge is power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 There was this one guy I really liked and I was so sad when he shaved his beard ;A; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 this is the beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 though having this beard is twenty times easier than shaving it all. I hear you.. although mine grows unevenly and its just not cool... so i have to shave... I do it once a week, but don't think its enough... ah well it gets me through the week in school so i'm good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 They think that's wild and that you looked like you came out of a forest?? Pah, then they haven't seen very many beards. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 for this girl, I will shave. Prepare to be put through hell by your balls. >:D They think that's wild and that you looked like you came out of a forest?? Pah, then they haven't seen very many beards. xD yeah, for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 Prepare to be put through hell by your balls. >:D Hey, all the other girls agreed too, so the facial hair is going... the day before I see her again. But I am not shaving THAT just yet. -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Hey, all the other girls agreed too, so the facial hair is going... the day before I see her again. But I am not shaving THAT just yet. -_- they agreed to shave their pussies, thats how i read that. I've got a feeling im wrong though. hehehe, you may start crying from the pain. especially when you sit next to girls at school X_X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 shaving beards is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 shaving beards is gay Shaving is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 you guys are all gay. you always make any conversation go gay. What is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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