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The Republic of Aeradinia is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20%. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Basket Weaving.

Crime is a problem. Aeradinia's national animal is the Pigmy, and its currency is the Schkechkel.

Bitchin'.

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Pizza, anyone?

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2 days ago: Following new legislation in harpoon-the_procrastinator__900290t2.jpgHarpoon-The Procrastinator, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.<LI>2 days ago: Following new legislation in harpoon-the_procrastinator__900290t2.jpgHarpoon-The Procrastinator, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.<LI>2 days ago: Following new legislation in harpoon-the_procrastinator__900290t2.jpgHarpoon-The Procrastinator, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.

Pizza, anyone?

your nation is insanely awesome.

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Oh NVM, I found mine.

Its not mentioned in the summery page though.

Oh, and I'll be sending some pizza deliveries to some of you with delivery boys from my country.

Now, get your shotguns ready.

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The Nomadic Peoples of DATopIA de Freohr is a fledgling, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning Arctic fox population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Crime is relatively low. DATopIA de Freohr's national animal is the Arctic fox, and its currency is the happy face.

Weeeee I wub being punny with my names <3

Beef-based agriculture? =o Ooooohhhh..... And pizza!

Wait wait wait but we're nomadic.... It makes it sound more like a settlement or something :mellow:

Awwwww my currency sounds so happy~

I woulda chosen red fox if red fox wasn't like already a thing here.... and I woulda gotten grey fox next!.... But then I remembered that Night sorta beat me to that too... =_=

So I got the arctic fox~

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The Holy Empire of Aigzdetchival is a small, genial nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 40 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- concentrates mainly on Commerce, although Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 45%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is relatively low. Aigzdetchival's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Holy.

Aigzdetchival is ranked 52,879th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 10 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

[Founder] [Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality] [Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme]

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The Grand Duchy of New Sideburn is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 126 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling industries.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Sideburn's national animal is the Dire Leaping Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Pound Taurine.

New Sideburn is ranked 20th in Serenes and 62,442nd in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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