Parrhesia Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 As the title says: What are the silent (occasionally very vocal and really fucking annoying) majority of FE fans like? For me, it is this. TYPICAL NAME: Colin Leicester. TYPICAL AGE: 19, acting about 12. FETISHES: Most of them, incest and paedophilia guaranteed. APPEARANCE: Small figure, thin, but with a flabby physique. Pasty-faced, acne-riddled. Bad haircut, the kind of beard that MGDMT's Jared would sneer at. Moth-eaten clothing. Extensive wardrobe, most of which he never wears. FAVOURITE CHARACTER: Nino, followed by Lyndis. LEAST FAVOURITE CHARACTER: Any Jagen, who is always killed in the first chapter possible out of spite. RELATIONSHIP WITH FE: Got into the series with SSBM, bought FE7 second-hand, thought the leads were Marth, Roy and Isn't That Chick On A Trophy Or Something. Despite this, FE4 is his preferred game. Rubbish at FE, claims to be better than 'tierfags'. Still prefers Super Smash Bros., Mario Party and slacking around watching children's cartoons, in that order. PERSONALITY: Unpleasant. Refuses to bathe, rarely showers. Sexist. Racist. Classist. Homophobic. Unabashed weeaboo, doesn't speak a word of Japanese. Thinks the TVTropes Forums are being 'cherry-picked by vile and disgusting gouns (sic) who just want to play Kick the Autistic.' Sneers at Chris-Chan, is disturbingly similar in morality. What about your thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 yours is perfect already though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 why does over half of this stuff apply to a certain forum member I'm thinking of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) ohhaicrash Edited April 19, 2012 by Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I got FE8 first and dislike FE4... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I got FE8 first and dislike FE4... But everything else fits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 my archetypal FE fan name: furetchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheon Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Is it bad that that's exactly how I got into FE and bout FE7 about 6 years ago...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Is it bad that that's exactly how I got into FE and bout FE7 about 6 years ago...? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mDFwJL2Xus&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshineYON Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Don't project yourself too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Funny. Wouldn't you be describing yourself right there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 TYPICAL AGE: 19, acting about 12. That's meeeeeee APPEARANCE: Small figure, thin, but with a flabby physique. Pasty-faced, acne-riddled. Bad haircut Hmmm.... I do have a small figure... Second part is ew But I love my hair~ <3 RELATIONSHIP WITH FE: Got into the series with SSBM, bought FE7 second-hand, thought the leads were Marth, Roy and Isn't That Chick On A Trophy Or Something. First game was FE 8 I think? One of my friends introduced me to it. PERSONALITY: Refuses to bathe, rarely showers. Eww. Again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Don't project yourself too much. You made the same post as Soul, before he did. Reflect on this and grow. You can learn from your mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 How dafuq do we know FE fans bathing habits? Man this is just too intrusive. BTW I tend to shower once or twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Funny. Wouldn't you be describing yourself right there? TYPICAL NAME: Colin Leicester.TYPICAL AGE: 19, acting about 12. FETISHES: Most of them, incest and paedophilia guaranteed. APPEARANCE: Small figure, thin, but with a flabby physique. Pasty-faced, acne-riddled. Bad haircut, the kind of beard that MGDMT's Jared would sneer at. Moth-eaten clothing. Extensive wardrobe, most of which he never wears. FAVOURITE CHARACTER: Nino, followed by Lyndis. LEAST FAVOURITE CHARACTER: Any Jagen, who is always killed in the first chapter possible out of spite. RELATIONSHIP WITH FE: Got into the series with SSBM, bought FE7 second-hand, thought the leads were Marth, Roy and Isn't That Chick On A Trophy Or Something. Despite this, FE4 is his preferred game. Rubbish at FE, claims to be better than 'tierfags'. Still prefers Super Smash Bros., Mario Party and slacking around watching children's cartoons, in that order. PERSONALITY: Unpleasant. Refuses to bathe, rarely showers. Sexist. Racist. Classist. Homophobic. Unabashed weeaboo, doesn't speak a word of Japanese. Thinks the TVTropes Forums are being 'cherry-picked by vile and disgusting gouns (sic) who just want to play Kick the Autistic.' Sneers at Chris-Chan, is disturbingly similar in morality. Actually, Soul, I wouldn't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mDFwJL2Xus&feature=related I have no idea what this was even aimed at but yes that does pretty much sum me up lol at all the people who are taking personal offense to something that likely wasn't even aimed at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Didn't you say you look like Lifis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Didn't you say you look like Lifis. I'm not as skinny and I can only envy his hair. This is Fire Emblem and I'm not especially attractive; you aren't going to find people who match perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I think there's been a misunderstanding, that is my image of the archetypical Fire Emblem fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'm not as skinny and I can only envy his hair. This is Fire Emblem and I'm not especially attractive; you aren't going to find people who match perfectly. Touché. Good thread, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'm not as skinny and I can only envy his hair. This is Fire Emblem and I'm not especially attractive; you aren't going to find people who match perfectly. I call shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Let's see... I don't really care about my hair or looks. However, I do shower regularly and hate being dirty. I think very lowly of myself and have no character preferences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshineYON Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You made the same post as Soul, before he did. Reflect on this and grow. You can learn from your mistakes. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I call shenanigans. For once I agree with you esp considering I actually know what he looks like Seriously Furet stop being so hard on your looks > w< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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