Jotaro Kujo Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 you guys put the peeing thing on there now I have to pee on you for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I fucked santa in a dark saloon that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I fucked santa in a dark saloon that is all I had sex with the pope >:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Sho got his ass nuked by the UN, getting himself killed in the process (and denied) while also denying my IRL friend and me as well. But Jedi's "Curse of Lesser Resurrection" brought him back to life afterwards. Pretty sure Imp won that game. She also threatened to pee on everyone again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) I got the overlord status effect on round 1. I was the first person to roll. Of course, Refa dispelled it from me right afterwards. #Xin may start! #Xin rolled 5. #Xin rolled 8. #Xin had a Roll Streak of 2! #Xin became an overlord! So in the end, I was Sabetour Priestess Overlord Xin. Edited September 14, 2012 by Seoyeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotaro Kujo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) I was playing and I shot myself out of the catapult and died on impact. the moment I revived, I found a catapult and shot myself out of it. I died again. It was totally worth it. Oh and I went into the jungle and saw Tarzan showering, and got distracted. It's funny because that's what would happen to me IRL :U Edited September 14, 2012 by Jotaro Kujo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 xDDD Timp Also I managed to charge a wand with steal item to steal [luck based] Lucina's wand with Death in it and then blasted him with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) I started a game called, "Imp's Gonna Pee On Us All." Indeed, she was threatening to pee on us the entire time. Also, this little piece of weirdness with Lucina. Assassin #SmegmaPrincess used her ACME Magnet and attracted: - Merchant #FolgoreYellow's Glue Mine - Merchant #FolgoreYellow's Mining Pick, which knocked her unconscious. - Priestess Refa's Glue Mine - Priestess Refa's Explosive Sheep - Assassin Jedisupersonic's Gun, which shot her in the face. - Priestess #Jotaro's Hammer, which knocked her unconscious and 10 spaces back. - Priestess #Jotaro's Gun, which shot her in the face. - Priestess #Jotaro's Holy Hand Grenade - Priestess #Jotaro's Sword, which pierced her chest. Assassin #SmegmaPrincess died. - Priestess #Jotaro's Mining Pick Edited September 14, 2012 by Seoyeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotaro Kujo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) So pretty much, I got knocked unconscious, shunted 10 spaces backwards, shot in the face, blown up, and stabbed through the chest. Awesome. Also, I don't regret gluing myself and two others to the floor, then blowing us all up with TNT. Of course, Boron had a life ankh which revived her and that sucked. Jedi would have won had he not forgotten that I had a sword, which I impaled him with for taking me away from victory. then nobody could stop me after that muahahahaha. Edited September 14, 2012 by Jotaro Kujo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Actually, that was Lucina who did that. Although ... you did a similar thing in an earlier game as well. And yeah, I purposely drank volatile oil because you guys were yelling at me to stop winning. Then Refa revived me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotaro Kujo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Actually, that was Lucina who did that. Although ... you did a similar thing in an earlier game as well. And yeah, I purposely drank volatile oil because you guys were yelling at me to stop winning. Then Refa revived me. no, it was me that glued everyone down and then blew them up, I remember because I was laughing so hard when people got mad. That doesn't mean you actually do it! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Hahaha. I remember that! It was near the finish line. Lucina is the one who got "knocked unconscious, shunted 10 spaces backwards, shot in the face, blown up, and stabbed through the chest". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Because I'm that amazing. I think the magnet killed me twice though. One from the gun and one from... the other thing. Then the other stuff happened. Stupid Magnet > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotaro Kujo Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Hahaha. I remember that! It was near the finish line. Lucina is the one who got "knocked unconscious, shunted 10 spaces backwards, shot in the face, blown up, and stabbed through the chest". Ohh lol I still died from that though. The magnet is one of the most trollish items in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) Just got three turns in a row with the Barbarian and moves like over 20 spaces. <3 that role. Then I scared the bear away by roaring at it. Edited September 14, 2012 by HORSEBIRD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Merchant #Camdar says: I HATE BEING DEADMerchant #Camdar likes being dead. (2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 legit as all get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Cam launches himself from a catapult. Cam lands on Refa and kills him. It would've been funnier if Refa didn't resurrect due to Ankh of Resurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Cam launches himself from a catapult. Cam lands on Refa and kills him. It would've been funnier if Refa didn't resurrect due to Ankh of Resurrection. That wasn't te only highlight of that game. Too bad I can't remember most of it because it was SO LONG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted September 17, 2012 Author Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) So in the latest game I got the treasure from the Pyramid, after a tense while escaping traps.. I got out but THE TREASURE DROPPED FROM MY HANDS.. NO INSTA WIN, Horace, Shin and Refa had a good laugh. Also in my first game as a Priest I keep Resing instantly thanks to Faith every time I die, the others are calling me out like HAX or BS HAHAHA I"M JUST THAT DAMN LUCKY Other then the pyramid treasure in the same game Then Horace beats me by being on Square 252 while I was on 251 Edited September 17, 2012 by Captain Jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I got nuked by the UN for the first time yesterday while playing with a few mafia people. It took me a while to remember that I was a paladin priestess and so I could just get rid of my "deny" status effect. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 So in the latest game I got the treasure from the Pyramid, after a tense while escaping traps.. I got out but THE TREASURE DROPPED FROM MY HANDS.. NO INSTA WIN, Horace, Shin and Refa had a good laugh. Also in my first game as a Priest I keep Resing instantly thanks to Faith every time I die, the others are calling me out like HAX or BS HAHAHA I"M JUST THAT DAMN LUCKY Other then the pyramid treasure in the same game Then Horace beats me by being on Square 252 while I was on 251 Hello Son. I'm secretly your father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SB. Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 (edited) NO Merchant #FE6RAPIER used his ACME Magnet and attracted:- Paladin #Biraku's Hammer, which knocked him unconscious and 10 spaces forward. - Paladin #Biraku's Time Travel Condom, which got sucked onto his head. Merchant #FE6RAPIER suffocated. - Assassin Jedisupersonic's Gun, which shot him in the face. - Assassin Jedisupersonic's Teleport Activator, which knocked him unconscious. Merchant #FE6RAPIER got killed by a Hand Grenade! Assassin Jedisupersonic's corpse was blown high into the air. Indiana Priest #RoyIsIncompetent got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn! - Assassin Jedisupersonic's Hand Grenade, which exploded on impact! - Assassin Jedisupersonic's Time Travel Condom, which got sucked onto his head. Merchant #FE6RAPIER suffocated. - Assassin Jedisupersonic's ACME Pogo Stick, which knocked him unconscious. - Indiana Priest #RoyIsIncompetent's Time Travel Condom, which got sucked onto his head. Merchant #FE6RAPIER suffocated. Edited September 20, 2012 by Serious Bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Don't you just love the Magnet. :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Played a round with Impy and Marth. The ending was so weird. 125 square game. I shot myself to space 113 with a rocket, which killed Marth and myself but I got back because of Ankh of Resurrection. Imp was revived from being dead due to ... cocaine overdose, I think. Anyway, it was then my turn to roll and I ended up getting to space 138 or so, but then Imp killed me with a fireball (she was a sorceress) so both Marth and I were dead. Imp's turn. She randomly drops dead due to another cocaine overdose. So we're all dead, Imp and Marth near the finish line, me over it. Marth revives first, but had to skip a turn so I revived across the finish line and won. O.o ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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