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Loocy continued their route around the Folgore Lair. They peeked into Folgore Orange's room and found ZM on his bed looking at his Priscilla posters.

"Oh Priscilla. My sweet sweet Prissssssssssssssssssssssy. So preciousssssssssssssssssssss. I'm never letting anyone take you in a draft again. I will continue to ragequit if PKL takes you!"

I DIDN'T RAGEQUIT. I just raged. o3o

Awesome story, Lucy. <3

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*a mysterious white-cloaked man walks in*

And an unusual return of Folgore White the first, without his powers, but with his awesomeness intact.

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

YOU

LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

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*a mysterious white-cloaked man walks in*

And an unusual return of Folgore White the first, without his powers, but with his awesomeness intact.

ITS A GHOST.

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We apologize for the inconvenience, but our regularly-scheduled update is taking much longer than it should be. Please continue to watch the 3rd party villain dance the macarena. That is all.

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So uh I finished the story but I kinda think I botched the ending. I don't really know how to end any of my writing pieces, but here's PART NUMERO DEUX.

Loocy and Xinnidy go out for Chinese - Part 2

[spoiler=Based Story, am I right?]

"XINININININIDY, ARE YOU HOME?," Loocy shouted as they knocked on the final door.

"Ya you doofus. What'cha want?"

"Are you busy?"

"...no, you big doof"

"Let's do something then."

"No, I kinda want to hang out by myself, because I'm not a doofus"

"Too bad, let's go do something"

Now Loocy is a bit of an enigma, and no one is quite sure how they did it, but Loocy ended up breaking down Xinnidy's door, exposing them to all of the doofusness inside it.

"You big doofus, why'd you break the door down?"

"Because I'm bored and I want to do something"

"Then go play pinball with Sharpy. I think I've heard his cries for companionship through the vents a few times now."

"Silly Xinnidy, aren't you aware that Sharpy is Irish? He's also a decendant of that guy on the Fruit Loops box. He's no fun, and you know it"

"Yeah, he is a bit of a doofus, so I suppose I can't blame you, even if you are a bit of a doofus yourself"

"Yeah, whatever. Let's go do something"

Xinnidy blinked. When she opened her eyes, she was outside the Folgore Lair. How'd this happen? Signs point to Loocy's enigma powers. No one is quite sure what they do yet. I doubt even Loocy has the mental capacity to understand them. They are an escapee from Serenes Forest's Insanity asylum.

"Well now that we're outside, let's go do something."

"Ugh, fine you big doof. What do you want to do?"

Loocy pondered for a bit. This is a bit of a milestone for them, having never pondered before. They then flashed back to Peppy's barrel rolls. The thoughts echoed through their brain, and ended up expanding it due to how unnaturally small it is.

"LOOCY COME BACK DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BARREL ROLL, A KEG ROLL OR AN EGG ROLL?".

"A BARREL ROLL, A KEG ROLL OR AN EGG ROLL".

"A KEG ROLL OR AN EGG ROLL"

"AN EGG ROLL"

"Xinnidy, let's go out for Chinese!"

"Uh, sure. I love Chinese. Thanks for the invite, doofus"

And so the two walked around Serenes Forest, seeking for a place to eat. On the corner of Draft Drive and Addiction Avenue, Xinnidy spotted a Chinese Flag with a pickle on it. Naturally, one should assume that this is a chinese restaurant. So the dynamic duo entered the building. They see PKL, dressed with a chinese dragon hat and a paper fan in his hand.

"Yo dudes, my last ryan was like totally based. Like too based for your mom"

"Pickle, shouldn't you either be sprouting wings and becoming a horsebird, or clearing your draft backlog-", Xinnidy started.

"BUTTLOG".

CR's voice could be heard from the toilet in the restaurant. No one's quite sure how she got here, and I don't think anyone wants to know.

"Yeah, anyways. What are you doing managing a chinese restaurant?", Loocy finished.

"Yo dudes, this totally was my next based idea. Like it was totally based and it seemed fullproof to gain a based amount of money," PKL responded with a based look on his eyes.

"Uhh, okay. I guess that makes sense since you're broke. Anyways, table for two please", Loocy politely asked.

"Right this way folks, this table right here is totally based"

The now highly based PKL escorts the duo of doofussss to their table: a small square table featuing an arrangement of pegasi feathers as a centerpiece.

"Now what would you based folks like to satisfy your currently not-based appetitites," the based waiter asked.

"Uhh, I'll have the veggies and noodle combo, with a spring roll," Loocy told the based PKL.

"Oh good choice dude. That meal is totally based. And for you, based Xinnidy?"

"I think I'll have the same thing"

"Based choice dude. Okay, coming right up," PKL said as he strolled over to the kitchen.

"Uhh, Loocy did you see that advertisement on the window over there?"

"Yeah, Xin. It says they prepare the food LTC fast!"

"Oh good, you saw it too. That's why I didn't order any meat."

"Also did you just say four lines of dialogue without saying doofus?," Loocy asked their doofus friend.

"Yeah, I think so. The dude writing my lines is kind of a doofus," Xinnidy responded.

A tomato is then thrown at Xinnidy,

"Also I hear you're now a musician now under the name Roxie!"

Loocy looks towards Xinnidy and sees her playing the air guitar with her fork. Strange noises that may be music in a foreign land come out of her. The based waiter PKL returns with their food.

"Enjoy your based meals dudette and enigma," PKL said as he dropped their plates on the table.

"PKL, you're a doofus!," the doofus at the table told the waiter.

"That's a based nickname dude. Rightous!"

The duo of diners stab their forks into their lunches, with Xinnidy getting a new fork after using it as a guitar.

"Doop, you like your food you doofus?"

Loocy nods as they chew their food.

"also i like waffles," Xinnidy says.

The two diners look out the window to see Shin and Boron eating waffles.

Darros is here. Right here. Where's here? No idea.

Hello, I'm the narrator and I decided to skip this part of the story where Xinnidy and Loocy were eating their food because... well, I just didn't feel like telling you what's going on. Sue me.

"I HAVE A SUE!," CR said from the backstage bathroom. CR throws her Sue at the narrator.

So tune in next time for the sequal, which will probably not have me due to legal problems.

Piss Sick Macho Indiana Lawyer Harpoon entered the room. We then see everyone flee the room, with the exceptions of narrator, CR and the new guest. I guess I'm going on trial now so uh bye.

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I don't see why you would need a boost to light skills. Hama is already an

instant-kill. gee_wiz_emoticon.gif

dat accuracy

must. resist. urge. to. scream. at. punctuation.

This is why I use Lock-On.. Wait wrong game

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Loocy left without looking back. Then they headed into the next room, home of Peppy / Richter. Loocy peaked into his room, and saw Peppy bounce around the room.

"Yo Peppy, sup?"

"Trying to perfect barrel rolls"

Loocy left the room again without hesitatation.

"LOOCY COME BACK DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BARREL ROLL, A KEG ROLL OR AN EGG ROLL?".

"I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything", Loocy told themselves as they strolled by the next room.

:XD:

That's just funny...

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