Life Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I would just like to let everyone know that I have changed. Some might say "Oh it's Life just feeding his own ego." Some might say "Naw once a dick always a dick." Some might even say "How can I trust a self-proclaimed smoking alcoholic slut?" BUT YOU'RE WRONG. I have changed. I strive to be a better person, a better man. Yes, I may smoke. Sure, I get drunk. And I don't deny enjoying it when I put my cream coloured fudgesicle into a woman's hotbox and enjoy the soupy mush that both create. That last part even sickened me. I'm sorry. BUT! Today, you shall witness a new Life! A better Life! A Life that strives for peace and unity in our little community. A Life that is truly understanding. A Life that shall put the people's needs before his own. I have changed. Thank you and may you all be blessed with a hoard of hotboxes (or cream coloured fudgesicles). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) If you're buyin (fudgesicles), I'm down Edited November 9, 2013 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Thank you and may you all be blessed with a hoard of hotboxes (or cream coloured fudgesicles). ;__;7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 ;__;7 That's your favorite part. I KNOW it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Life Posted November 9, 2013 Author Share Posted November 9, 2013 I mean every word that I say. I am 150%~200% honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 That's your favorite part. I KNOW it! >__________________> Hahaha it looks like your sig is checking them out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I mean every word that I say. I am 150%~200% honest. I never doubted you for a second! Hahaha it looks like your sig is checking them out! I'll have to agree with her, then-- they're beautiful and perfect specimens of slightly melted fudgesicles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I mean every word that I say. I am 150%~200% honest. 200%? Is that like being so honest that you curve around and end up being completely dishonest instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 one can say that he is beginning a new life wait no that was bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 9, 2013 Author Share Posted November 9, 2013 one can say that he is beginning a new life wait no that was bad No that was wonderful. Embrace it. Let it grow like a delicate little flower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Yay~ Neat people are always neat to have more~ And I was sorta running out of sweeties here~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 okay life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 10, 2013 Author Share Posted November 10, 2013 I love you all too. We could all learn a bit from Barney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 So what have you been up to did you get shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Life never misses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I hope you're not denying your inner homo, right, improved Life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted November 10, 2013 Author Share Posted November 10, 2013 I would now like to take this time to offer my services to the community. I teach two private classes. "Learning to Game" and "Escaping the Friendzone". Costs are relatively low (a soul here and there isn't much) and results are great! Contact me if you are interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulina Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 XD Wow...words fail me. "Soupy mush"...aaagh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I would now like to take this time to offer my services to the community. I teach two private classes. "Learning to Game" and "Escaping the Friendzone". Costs are relatively low (a soul here and there isn't much) and results are great! Contact me if you are interested. does my financial aid cover these courses or will I need to look for a private loan for required souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axie Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 but the friendzone doesn't exist wait is that the point of the class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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