Original Alear Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 which one of you makes a good pillow I need to sleep I have a nice soft round belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Oh yeah guy's I came out to my friend about being sorta bi last night. Felt pretty good :) Awesome, dude! Great to hear your friend was cool enough for it to be a happy experience. Begging for a dickin B; sorry what's that I thought I just heard somebody say "come sit in my lap" I've been told that I'm comfortably warm. So I like to think I'd make a good pillow. I have a nice soft round belly. perfec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 it's funny how one letter can totally make a sentence go from totally innocent to U-HO~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inui Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 were you suspended or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 no he was busy with smash tournaments iirc and feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momentai~ Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I can't with the feet thing. surprised the pic on the right is allowed, it looks kinda explicitsrytobringattentiontoit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 bump bringing back the magic but not magic johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 I am gonna eat these burritos so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 making friends with your enemies we have a true chrischin amidst us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 why is he an enemy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 oh he knows he knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 making friends with your enemies we have a true chrischin amidst us my best friend is a true christian heavybrawlguys is a true Masturbation is selfish and sinful, so I almost never do it. But back when I used to masturbate a whole lot, I had an unorthodox way of doing it: I drag myself across the floor, thus creating friction and stimulating my penis. Doing it with your pants and underwear on was the only way to do it, since otherwise my penis would both start to hurt and the orgasm wouldn't be nearly as good. I did it in front of my brother all the time, he knew what I was doing and told me to stop, but I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaze Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) That was the same person? Awe. Edited May 6, 2014 by Makaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Extra points for creativity though come on. Not gonna lie, hadn't ever thought of Oh-God-Fido-Has-Worms style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Masturbation is selfish and sinful, so I almost never do it. But back when I used to masturbate a whole lot, I had an unorthodox way of doing it: I drag myself across the floor, thus creating friction and stimulating my penis. Doing it with your pants and underwear on was the only way to do it, since otherwise my penis would both start to hurt and the orgasm wouldn't be nearly as good. I did it in front of my brother all the time, he knew what I was doing and told me to stop, but I didn't. every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) my best friend is a true christian heavybrawlguys is a true Yes, veeeeery true. Showing off your prechin skillz is also "selfish and sinful".Thanks myself for being such an idiot. I'm either really smart or really stupid. The former doesn't exist and the latter... that's all that's left. Edited May 6, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Yes, veeeeery true. Showing off your prechin skillz is also "selfish and sinful". Thanks myself for being such an idiot. I'm either really smart or really stupid. The former doesn't exist and the latter... that's all that's left. Yes, veeeeery true. Showing off your prechin skillz is also "selfish and sinful". Thanks myself for being such an idiot. I'm either really smart or really stupid. The former doesn't exist and the latter... that's all that's left. Yes, veeeeery true. Showing off your prechin skillz is also "selfish and sinful". Thanks myself for being such an idiot. I'm either really smart or really stupid. The former doesn't exist and the latter... that's all that's left. Yes, veeeeery true. Showing off your prechin skillz is also "selfish and sinful". Thanks myself for being such an idiot. I'm either really smart or really stupid. The former doesn't exist and the latter... that's all that's left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thanks for clarifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 once again literally nothing i say can make you look worse than the shit you say yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Karimov Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Parrhesia is always right. Heavy is the retarded lovechild of Esme and Kinumi. Heavy should not be respected under any circumstances. Heavy is usually hiding his butthurt. Edited May 6, 2014 by HeavyBrawlsGuy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinumi Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 ...what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) guys you should stop being so mean to heavyballsguy Edited May 6, 2014 by fuccboi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'm just teasing :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Heavy is the retarded lovechild of Esme and Kinumi. ALSO WHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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