Screenshot SB plays a POKEMON HACK FROM HELL [Complete!]

[Lance Masayoshi]

Well, the bad ending has more story

The good ending is more, hey you did something great, now face a ridiculous final boss with three phases so op it hurts

In the bad ending it's not as bad, but the same thing happens

In other words, bad ending has more story

They still are pretty bad though

Edited August 13, 2014 by Hydra Phantom

[Pull My Devil Trigger]

why would you want more story in this

[Lance Masayoshi]

why would you want more story in this

better question, why does this hack exist and why is it getting a sequel

[SB.]

THE DIALOGUE IS SO BAD

I CAN'T

[spoiler=MISTAKES WERE MADE IN THE MAKING OF THIS HACK]

Uh, some people busted in and saved us or something?

I don't know how you expected a person called Light to be trustworthy, so this is pretty much your fault!

LIGHT PLS GO

YES, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.

Look at how evil I am! Hahahahahahahahaimgayhahahahaha!

You're dressed like Team Rocket, so yes I did.

DOES PROOF-READING MEAN NOTHING TO YOU

WHAT WORK

WHY DID NOBODY NOTICE THIS

Get ready for our villainous gloat!

More like HATE and LAME.

LIGHT YAGAMI IS LOYAL TO NO ONE

A WITTY COMEBACK

IF ONLY WE HADN'T JUST STOOD THERE AND LET THEM TALK AT US FOR HOURS

And it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

3edgy5me

I don't, I just think that you suck.

game pls stop

this writing

i can't

Thank god, I didn't want to hear your backstory anyway.

NO I THOUGHT I WAS DONE

Well, this is obvious.

If you weren't such a TERRIBLE CHARACTER I might have felt pity for you.

But I don't.

I really hope that we don't, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

WHAT IS THIS THING AND WHY DID IT RUIN SPLASH

Anyway, we go south of Guardia and east through the forest. The rangers are gone now, but in their place they left...

This little shit.

I didn't think the names could get much worse, but Kevin has proved me wrong!

It's cool, they're probably awful anyway.

As if one rival wasn't bad enough!

Raging.

...a guy?

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE FIGHTING

LIKE, I CUT SOME TEXT OUT BUT THEY'RE JUST YELLING FOR NO REASON

WHY IS IT STILL UNEVOLVED

NO WONDER YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT THE CHUMPY GRUNTS

I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY CRESILLIA RIP OFF PLEASE LEAVE

He's almost as terrible as you. Almost.

JUST HE WAIT

Don't even bother.

[SB.]

[15:51:41] SB: second update in a day incoming

[15:51:47] SB: i think i hate myself or something

[spoiler=THE RIVALS NEVER END]

-me, playing this game

When I'm not raging, of course.

GAME PLS GO

PLS

-anime/game villains everywhere, before getting wrecked by said kid

I have nothing to say about this dialogue. So I guess this means it's comparatively good writing?

FUCK

STOP THAT

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE

I CAN'T GO 5 STEPS WITHOUT ANOTHER RIVAL INTERRUPTING CAN I

I feel like I've made the "that's intentional" joke before but it still fits so well.

So RUDE.

Good job Claire. I hate you too.

I don't want to agree with these chucklefucks, but they're right.

THINLY VEILED FORESHADOWING MAYBE???

I.

Just.

Fuck no.

Nobody aspires to be evil. People have reasons that they do despicable things but "for the sake of being evil" is not one of them. This writing somehow getting worse! Good job???

They ran away, hopefully to go and learn how the English language actually works.

Free stuff is good?

TENSION RISING

Uh...

Why am I getting this thing again?

"I don't think I can use this..."
>phone

You're an idiot, so no.

Fuck off game.

Please do.

Immunities op?

TOUGH CHOICES.

[LeaderR Elliot]

I am happy this is still alive. So much fun reading

[SB.]

I'm now actually uploading screenshots from yesterday, as opposed to 3 months ago.

[spoiler=I CAN'T ESCAPE THE RIVALS]

I can't get away from them no matter what I do, can I? ;_;

I don't know you.

You've caused me more trouble than they have.

I don't get a choice in this, do I?

This part was easy.

This one not so much because it has FUCKING RIDICULOUS STATS considering I think its a legendary? Thankfully Graveller should be able to tank it thanks to its high def and-

Fuck me.

Why do you do this to me game?

THANK GOD.

Please don't wake up.

DAMMIT.

STOP IT PLEASE

DOUBLE TEAM ISNT DIFFICULTY

FINALLY

You just SUCK.

Yeah, they're fucking awful as well.

Please, don't wait up for me.

PLS GO

Anyway there was a town there but it had like, nothing in it so I ignored it. MOVING ON.

I WONDER IF THIS CAVE IS IMPORTANT.

FUCK

THE RABBIT HAS MUTATED

IT IS NOW PRACTICALLY BULLETPROOF

I picked this up just because it's good filler and the game loves to throw bullshit at you.

WHY DO I NEED A SECOND TM FOR MAGNITUDE

This thing nearly wiped my team holy shit.

no

stop

Time to wreck?

Now for the aptly named BOULDER CITY who came up with this shit seriously

I REALLY WANT TO BUT I CAN'T

Pokemon Center is blocked off so I can't even heal! Such great design.

Next time, into the gym?

[SB.]

how the fuck did this hack get an award again

[spoiler=A CAREFULLY LAID TRAP]

Hi DEFINITELY NOT THE ADMIN I MET A WHILE AGO

NOT OMINOUS AT ALL

Yeah, and I'm totally not suspicious of you at all. Really.

Your apprentices who are totally not part of the Dark Organization. Yup.

As opposed to the two bad ones.

See, I knew they were good people!

The trainer title lies!

Yeah this was pretty easy.

Thanks dude!

Woo!

This is not suspicious at all!

Nothing! Nothing is wrong!

"It's just where we keep the bodies."

"A symbol of death."

3edgy5me

So why the fuck is this hole in the back of a gym? Anyway we get dropped into a cave.

Oh. And if you don't have any rock smashers GAME OVER thanks game.

People!

This is like, a really fucking boring scene.

"We're even worse at Pokemon than they are..."

Or that?

You just suck at your job!

Just as long as they don't use Water Gun!

FINALLY NOTICED

Because Jagold seems to think I'm an IDIOT who would fall for the most obvious trap in history.

Well yeah, they kind of sucked.

THANKS FOR REPEATING WHAT WE JUST ESTABLISHED

Because sending the kid to face the criminal boss is a much better idea than having the gym leader person do it.

We all know they're fucking useless, don't even bother.

Why did it take you until now to think of this plan?

[SB.]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[spoiler=BAD TIMES]

game pls

Then why are you still here?

evillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaugh

Oh look.

Leanna is trying to act cool.

She's failing miserably.

Since when have numbers mattered in fiction?

Not too bad.

Neither can I! You kind of stink.

For once, can I agree with her?

Okay, but aren't we forgetting something?

Why are there so many question marks in place of his name?

Who are you kidding they're fucking awful lol.

WHY DOES THE HOLE EVEN EXIST.

Anyway, we get warped out of here and back to the Pokemon Center.

Please stop acting like we're friends.

That goes to both of you.

I will destroy both of you.

It didn't take long.

Fucking inflation.

Anyway, the leader.

This dialogue is boring. Time for a double battle, right?

I need Surf ;_;

Because you SUCK.

Anyway, here's what I got the Pokeballs for.

Time to wreck things.

Anyway, now there's no indication of where to go now except for the fucking rock. Wonderful.

By the way, this chick is still standing here. Maybe she starved to death or something?

LAME TRAIN GO

Say hello to the Shedinja wannabe. It looks vaguely related the Castform which makes me very upset since I actually like Castform ;_;

I don't even know what hurts it but burns are a thing.

I'M SURE THIS DESCRIPTION IS ACCURATE

(hint: it isn't)

Anyway, things happen in the city and I think I'm running out of pictures. Next time, we... skip a gym?

[Refa]

Hope springs eternal.

[SB.]

[17:13:16] SB: i hope i can condense 102 images into an update

[17:16:02] Refan³: of course you can

[17:16:12] Refan³: 90 of those images are probably ellipses anyways

WE SHALL SEE.

[spoiler=2 GYMS 1 UPDATE]

"me!" - me playing Ruby Destiny

When has that stopped me before?

Wait you're not talking to me shit

I hope that good cause involves getting a better hairstyle.

This writing is just... Ugh.

And then we charged in or something.

Um, fuck.

Did I mention we never got a chance to heal before being roped into this event in the middle of a town?

I'M NOT EVEN USING THE ZANGOOSE

THE OVERWORLD AGREES WITH ME.

That was slow and painful.

NOT THE GOOD TIME

So yeah they ran.

"And I'm completely fucking useless!"

Then we got warped away...

But walked straight back so there was no point lol.

I like how most of the townspeople don't give a fuck that Zapdos is here.

I'm insane, so sure.

A FAIR FIGHT

Okay, that's better.

Do you know what we do to dudes who spam double team?

CRITICAL SELFDESTRUCT YEAH

I'm pretty sure if your Pokemon faint, they become less friendly you moron.

So uh, yeah. We skipped the gym we could've been forced to go through thanks to this.

GOING SOUTH

Hi BlitzwhoistotallynotRiley.

I'm pretty sure this dude is in the earlier Ruby Destiny games? I feel sorry for him, and I've only had to go through one!

W-whoa there.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Anyway back to BOULDER CITY.

We're ready now.

TIME FOR A DOUBLE BATTLE

lolnope

Venusaur soloed it through use of Sleep Powder and Cut, basically. Good game design!

Every time I see this fucker he's like NOPE GOTTA TRAIN CAN'T BATTLE yet he still sucks.

I hope this is like, Stone Edge or Rock Slide (since the former isn't in Gen 3 normally...)

Screw you Terry.

Edited August 22, 2014 by Smug Brit

[Lance Masayoshi]

The dialogue is bad why does it exist

Oh yes Blitz is from the first Ruby Destiny games

He's kinda the main villian(?) not sure

Edited August 22, 2014 by Hydra Phantom

[Refa]

That's probably what the SF user is named after too.

[SB.]

Poll added.

[SB.]

THREE IN ONE DAY

I'M ON A ROLL

[spoiler=THIS GAME IS SUFFERING]

STUPID LOOKING LEGENDARY DETECTED

PREPARE TO ENGAGE

Ha, it's a chump who doesn't EMULATE.

IT PROBABLY DESERVED IT

And now everyone runs off after it.

WE SPOKE

I hate you game.

"Or I'll screw with your brightness again!"

I have like, no idea what type that attack is.

NO

ANYONE BUT THE RANGERS

LEANNA NEEDS TO STAY AWAY

Oh no! If only you didn't announce when you were attacking!

Also, HOW THE FUCK DOES IT TALK?

"Then I realized I don't understand shit about tenses."

Evidently not, considering how terrible these people are.

CAN YOU KILL ME SO I CAN STOP

Oh my god stop doing this shit.

...

Graphical glitches op.

BACK HERE AGAIN

I'll be fine as soon as I'm away from all of you freaks.

"We decided to add another rival. We didn't think you had enough yet."

Such a good guardian.

Yeah, Kevin would've fucked it up too.

Did like, nobody notice the DO in Boulder City? Shouldn't people have been on fucking high alert after what happened recently? This is complete horseshit.

Angeallen disobeyed orders!

Three of which are Fakemon abominations.

I never would've guessed.

Yeah, I bet you don't even have your Guardian Trainer license!

It can burn for all I care.

Well, yeah. I'm still alive, aren't I?

THEY WERE NPCS WHO CARES

THEY WERE PROBABLY MORE ENDEARING CHARACTERS THAN YOU THOUGH

They fucking deserved what they got, then.

Yeah, it was the galactic wannabes.

Yeah, I've uh, kind of ran into them already.

Are you even listening to me?

You probably won't find them!

And you definitely won't be helpful!

We then proceed to remember Claire, but say nothing about her.

It's probably for the best though, considering we would be putting her fate in Leana's hands...

[MRDRHAWK]

this game is the worst

bless your crazy British heart Sbuh

[Psych]

I say savestate and do all the endings

[Lance Masayoshi]

I did ^ of me

Also I think you're repeating the same things in every update which means this game is really really bad

even though i knew this

[SB.]

I say savestate and do all the endings

i might be a maniac, but i have limits

[Psych]

if you're lucky, the game will make you backtrack and force you to play all endings

[MRDRHAWK]

that would be like this game aye

[eclipse]

So, uh, for doing so much of this game in one update, you get to suspend someone that's not a mod who posted a terrible idea in the thread~!

(just kidding, that would be clipsey-abuse. . .but thanks for taking more pictures of the train wreck)

[SB.]

I'm almost as good as Horace at updating! Maybe even better.

Also...

[spoiler=SCREW YOU MANIX]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM

THIS DOESN'T HELP MUCH

Some asshole THREW THIS at me I think! Because #yolo?

...Was this in the original game?

Oh man a cave.

Why did I teach flash to Vulpix again?

"I could only find Zubats!"

JB IS IN THIS GAME TOO

DOES JAGOLD'S EVIL HAVE NO LIMITS

He looks really old for an 8 year old though.

pls go

PLS GO.

I sure hope not! 8 year olds shouldn't be travelling the region on their own!

THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON IN THIS CAVE

I think this was a shortcut?

Great, before Manix dragged me back into this abomination of a game.

Cool.

I don't care.

I forgot how terrible the names of this game were.

...No?

NO

I DON'T NEED ANYMORE RIVALS

WE ALREADY GOT JB THIS UPDATE ISN'T THAT ENOUGH!

He must've noticed that everyone around him is an idiot.

THE RETURN OF DOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOT

They were all busy.

Considering the outcome? Probably.

-destinedjagold, unsure what to write next

Unfortunately. Please move.

I'm wondering why too. Wondering why your grammar is so terrible, that is.

HE'S NOT MY RIVAL FFS

WHY DO THESE THINGS EXIST

I think I deleted Venoshock for this? Idr.

Anyway, after the curbstomp...

FINALLY

Nicolas pls go.

Don't care.

What? Hell no.

GAME I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS

HOPEFULLY NOT

MANIX WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

[MRDRHAWK]

hey SB update ruby destiny again

WAIT WHY DID THEY GIVE (what I presume are) EVOLUTIONS TO VOLBEAT AND ILLUMISE

[LeaderR Elliot]

This is alive? Nice!