Integrity Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 If he jumped at me, go under or around him, around a corner a long way in front of you, that's a long fuckin jump mate, wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 An oversight, huh? Okay then, back to my original plan of firing wildly in his direction and adding to the kill count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Spear one of the fish in the barrel and tell the guy that if he lends me his knife I will fillet the fish and we can share it. Then I stab him with the knife and have the whole fish to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 yo integ what is the guy in your avy saying? looks like "boys" but im not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erdall Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS!? To be honest, I'm kinda lost why the tittle changes frequently... but I think I get the idea here anyway. To be honest, I also love these kind of topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS!? To be honest, I'm kinda lost why the tittle changes frequently... but I think I get the idea here anyway. To be honest, I also love these kind of topics. The title changes because the question changes, and the idea is to answer the questions :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 yo integ what is the guy in your avy saying? except "-the music?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 spam bullets like a motherfucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 not sure what i expected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Make like John Rambo and shoot wildly in all the directions and hope he dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 try incessantly to turn into a squid before I realize I'm not playing splatoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 lag and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koneko Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 distract him with an unexpected play and use their confusion to my advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Throw a flash bang and then shoot him, I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdCorinthian Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Pull the trigger over and over and over until either I or the other guy is dead. If i am still alive by this point, get a fresh pair of pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 distract him with an unexpected play and use their confusion to my advantage. pretty much my thoughts on this. The distraction I am thinking of is probably smirk to send the message, "you just lost!" while slowly walking towards him and hit him with the butt of gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monde Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) If this were real life, possibly use my ak as a cheap attempt of a shield and try to deflect it, then fire at him since their gun is not at hand. Since this is Counter Strike, back away in some maneuver and hope the person is a bad aim. Edited September 9, 2015 by Monde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erdall Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 If this were real life, possibly use my ak as a cheap attempt of a shield and try to deflect it, then fire at him since their gun is not at hand. Since this is Counter Strike, back away in some maneuver and hope the person is a bad aim. If this is Counter Strike, be sure to bring your hackz Because you surely won't survive without 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Proc Vantage and Vengeance and kill him with my Wrath-boosted crit rate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I'm probably gonna have to go with Nightmare's answer: aim as carefully as the situation allows me to and shoot shoot shoot But honestly, I'd probably also lag and die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 sexcellent my glass pref is these mothers QUESTION SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY-EIGHT: Suggest a creative punishment for users of obnoxious .gif avatars and/or signatures! shoutout to euklyd for suggesting and presumably, based on positioning, interest for inspiring. At another forum, we used to have a defaulted sig image that admin would place in people's sigs when they broke the rules. It had a black background with a white "chalky" drawing of a stickfigure wearing a dunce hat and said the following: I broke the sig rules of [insert forum here] and heres the proof" (im kinda paraphrasing) And it would be stuck there for a time. So thats what i would do. javascript hax a really fat rabbit eating their av/sigs Yes. good job killing the qotd, fucker perfect in every way, imo QUESTION SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY-NINE: A hypothetical "how would u act??" lettuce picture a scenario: you are playing Competitive Fight Mans Vidya counter strike. the chips are down: after an amazing run your team all died around you but you managed to finish the last one of two guys off without taking any damage. you're sitting, twitchy, cuddling your ak47 for warmth, when the last enemy appears around a corner a long way in front of you, knife held aloft. your first shot at him misses, he jumps and looks right at you, knife sternly pointed in your direction, gun firmly slung to back. it's like fish in a barrel here. you BOOOM!!! Head shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) yo integ what is the guy in your avy saying? looks like "boys" but im not sure "the music," tail end of the line "are you married to the music?" source: i made it answer: he's challenged me to a knife fight and I will answer the call of duty counterstrike Edited September 10, 2015 by Specta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 "the music," tail end of the line "are you married to the music?" source: i made it answer: he's challenged me to a knife fight and I will answer the call of duty No no he said counterstrike not cod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 No no he said counterstrike not cod. shit sorry editing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'd try to be fancy as hell and probably screw up doing it by shooting myself. I'd probably toy around too by 360 no scoping, or doing some crazy shit like... "Do I seem tall to you?" "Yes" *shoots him in the leg* "Am I much taller now?" or maybe "Do I seem tall to you?" "No" *shoots him in the knee* "How tall am I now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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