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2 hours ago, Natalie said:

 I'm managing to stay awake rather than on the floor, are you proud?

Are you still awake now?!

4 hours ago, DodgeDusk said:

It must be something like that...

Are YOU still awake?

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I have to wait for my son to go to bed, before I can meet up with Santa to receive his presents.

It's sort of funny that as a kid, you believe in Santa, then stop believing, but when you're an adult, you find out that Santa is actually real again.

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I find it oddly hypocritical to tell your children lies about Santa being real

Wouldn't they be much happier knowing that the gift came from their parents rather than some random stranger that breaks into people's homes?!?!?!?

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1 minute ago, Arcanite said:

I find it oddly hypocritical to tell your children lies about Santa being real

Wouldn't they be much happier knowing that the gift came from their parents rather than some random stranger that breaks into people's homes?!?!?!?

But they aren't lies.

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9 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

You'll understand when you grow up.

If I could have kids I'd tell them that I am Santa Clause, and I dress up like a fat man every Christmas to hide my identity, which is why I give them their presents instead

But alas, I'm a robot and can't have kids.... and I also don't celebrate Christmas ;-;

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2 minutes ago, Arcanite said:

If I could have kids I'd tell them that I am Santa Clause, and I dress up like a fat man every Christmas to hide my identity, which is why I give them their presents instead

But alas, I'm a robot and can't have kids.... and I also don't celebrate Christmas ;-;

There is killer Robot Santa from Futurama.

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