Byleth: If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
Raphael: What if it bites me and it dies?
Lysithea: Then you're poisonous. By the goddess, Raphael, learn to listen!
Marianne: What if it bites itself and I die?
Ignatz: That's voodoo.
Lorenz: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Leonie: That's correlation, not causation.
Hilda: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Claude: That's kinky.
Byleth: OH MY GODDESS!