Jack of the Dead

Trying to imagine what would happen if mr bladehero found this thread.

Yes sir, Captain Crazy Asian Guy Avvy, SIR!!!

Too late

This kid can't be much older than 10...

OH GOD. OH GOD. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD FOR A FORUM THREAD IN MY LIFE! This made me laugh. I thought about the mods. and I thought about him. I laughed at the concept. (did anyone else realize how he called himself slow, aka RETARDED, multiple times throughout the thread?) Regardless, well done furet, sir.

I wanna do it!

deja vu thread. js. Cosmos touch HATE

First thing he does is come into the forest to pick a fight? Ballsy. anyway I've always put a "ch" and not a "j" sound.

would you believe that I played soccer competitively and never played football competitively?

I remember a time when you were more laid back and less anal. So much for that idea.

As strange as it was, my Russian Roommate made a bunch of "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" jokes. You would think that would offend them... but it doesn't. but that was terrible.

I'm the one in the charcoal T-shirt and jeans that is lowering the boxes into the holes.

If you want to see me in action as well as a cool story on modern history that I was involved with, click HERE!!!

apparently some of the other keepers of the dead are failing their jobs...

im guessing soul isn't. js

I know. That's how confident I am. of course the statement is kinda useless now, seeing as there will be no way to prove it since I am nowhere as fast as I used to be. point being. there is more to being obese than just weight.

I'm saying that I was in shape. I'm fairly sure I could outrun anyone here in the forest. (except for that big fucker with the long legs. idk.)

in shape means I played entire basketball games without breaks in highschool. i could run jump and shoot and keep up with all the short people. That's how I was in shape. My weight was 270 in highschool. the majority of it was muscle and bone weight. I had 60 bpm pulse rate. I was an athlete. and according to this thing I was obese.

not impressed because apparently, when I was in shape and playing basketball I was still obese. this does not account for muscle weight.

I have a feeling I will be put on blast... but I want a laugh.

#Serenes_Forest

Is that poorly drawn... thing... supposed to be marcus?

and long as you can carry out all the duties they could care less. if you lose a couple of toes or fingers, you could still be in the army.