...gave Wario a ton of books on macroeconomics.
He looked at the stack of books that was five times his height and said, "Do I have to read all of THIS, to not be poor? You have to be a kidney!"
Arkedemis said, brow furrowing, "What?"
Wario snorted and said, "You have to be a kidding me."
Arkedemis smiled sagely, as is expected of him by definition, and said...