Esme

So... why not make him less useful?

That is fucking disgusting.

Come back safely, k...?

That was a fun read!

Falling upside down and walking on unstable ground. ;____; That's... pretty much it.

Will the shadows be tall and slender and wearing suits?

Well, I'm having a luxurious 5-star goose dinner today, so I think I'll just be with the family during christmas day tomorrow. CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME

Have you been doing crack? 'Cause you sound like you're on crack.

I HAVE A BODY STEEL I AM READY FOR ANYTHING

...That's a pretty dumb question.

Well that was a hoot.

That game looks interesting.

It's a habit I can't help it!

Whichever one doesn't have herpes.

Three hurricanes? Holy crap. You know... as scared as I am of thunderstorms, I really want to experience a hurricane irl.

So there's a storm going on right now and the thunder is so close to my house it's shaking it. And I swear to god those black clouds are watching meeee and they want to kill meeee...! sdjbskdcjbaskdjbasld So, um... have any of you ever experienced a REALLY bad/scary storm before?

Dude, that's terrible. D: ...Let's hope for a Christmas miracle!

When I finally figured out how to get my 3DS' internet connection to work, the AP was already over. This sucks, man. :<

I know right! I just want to eat him up~

oh wow how neat this story is so interesting i wish i had a skinny girl margarita oh look here's one now go on~*~*~

Radiant Historia. It was the coolest RPG I had played in a while. So far, though, I haven't met another person who plays it.

Oh boy I love spoiler trains! :D

Meg is cute, of course I would~ Would you rather have everything you've ever done in front of a mirror televised to the whole world or have everything you've thought about for the last week shown to the entire world?