So, I was playing Naruto on my Wii, and my mom got home. My dog was whining because she wanted to go outside.
Mom: Take Lucy out.
Me: Can't I just let her out? She comes back. T_T
Mom: Fine, but you're watching her.
Me: Open door.
So, Lucy runs outside and pees right next to the stairs (we have a deck). Then she ran off.
Me: Oh my god. T_T
I went to look for my other shoe, which she brought into another room, behind a table. Then I got my shoes on and bolted out the door. 32 degrees out, and a foot and a half of frozen, icy snow everywhere, and I've got sneakers, jeans and a t-shirt (I had a long-sleeve one this morning, but I dropped a muffin on it and got muffin stuff all over it and had to change it). She'd gone all the way to the end of the street (we've got a loop-one, and she ran about 3 blocks). I went down the icy stairs and through our icy driveway onto the non-icy street so I could avoid running through the snow. I caught up to Lucy, and then she bolted into the huge yard between our house and "their's".
Then, she kept running around things and I kept chasing her, and she was having a freaking blast T_T
The whole time, I was dashing through the snow after my freaking dog, which only runs away when I'm the one who lets her out. I also didn't know I could run through it that fast (it was almost like there wasn't any snow). Eventually I cornered my golden and tackled her into the snow. I had her pinned down, so I took a few seconds to breath and realized my throat was dry and I was completely out of breath. Finally, I dragged her back home.
And here I am now, with some wet socks and jeans, typing away on the computer. The End.