How do you eat your steak?

[Emeraldfox]

I use my hands when I eat steak.

[Zanarkin]

I like to use my hands. Although i might use a fork or sometimes a spoon if the stake is manageable for lack of a better word.

I hate using the fork and knife. Forks are overrated, and so are knives. You can't eat rice very well with forks, and knives are better off in the kitchen, not the table. I like spoons :3

[Ein]

I use a fork and knife.

[Erk]

I use my penis.

[Dr.Sholes]

I like knives...just in general...

[Thor Odinson]

This poll needs chopsticks. >

Edit: It still needs chopsticks. And knife. Chopsticks+knife.

Edited April 19, 2011 by Luminescent Blade

[Fire Emblem Addict]

Fork and knife for me. Can't stand having steak sauce all over my hands after a meal...

[Aleph]

I eat wings that aren't boneless with 2 forks and boneless wings with at least one, ffs

Food goes in your mouth, not your hands~

This is also why I scoop ice cream out with the spoon I will eat it with instead of an actual ice cream scoop.

Edited April 19, 2011 by Iehoua

[shroudening]

Fork + Knife + Steak Sauce + Soy Sauce + Tabasco Sauce

[lolDeath]

where's the "i'm not a disgusting fat fucking slob of a murderer" option?

[Death']

where's the "i'm not a disgusting fat fucking slob of a murderer" option?

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[Esau of Isaac]

I like using a fork and knife because I'm not a barbarian. Call me crazy.

[Aleph]

fuck you guys animals taste good

especially the cute furry ones

[eclipse]

fuck you guys animals taste good

especially the cute furry ones

ITT: Obviam is into little boys.

Edited April 19, 2011 by eclipse

[Mikethfc]

Edited April 19, 2011 by mikethfc

[Original Alear]

A real connoisseur (boy I shore hope I spelled that right) changes his method to fit the circumstances, thus I cannot vote in this pole. It would represent me as a person with absolutist preferences, when in reality everything is relative.

Wait, how can everything be relative, that's impossible because the statement "everything is relative" would be an absolute if everything was relative.

[Nightmare]

I like using a fork and knife because I'm not a barbarian. Call me crazy.

Pretty much that. I'm kind of grossed out that people would even eat steak with their hands.

[Original Alear]

Pretty much that. I'm kind of grossed out that people would even eat steak with their hands.

Just as a coupla examples of when a perfectly sophisticated gentleman of refined taste would eat steak with their hands:

-Fajita meat (best as strip/flank steak) rolled in a tortialla.

-Steak sandwiches.

Edited April 19, 2011 by SeverIan

[Nightmare]

Just as a coupla examples of when a perfectly sophisticated gentleman of refined taste would eat steak with their hands:

-Fajita meat (best as strip/flank steak) rolled in a tortialla.

-Steak sandwiches.

Of course, there are some food items that you can eat with your hands and it's perfectly fine to do so. But steak by itself? That's just barbaric.

[Original Alear]

Of course, there are some food items that you can eat with your hands and it's perfectly fine to do so. But steak by itself? That's just barbaric.

I'm going to admit to having eaten an actual full on steak with my hands once in my life. It was fun in a way. I may do it again someday. More likely not to happen than to happen though.

(I was cognizant of the barbarism of the act, and did this alone.)

[Esau of Isaac]

I guess if you wanted to act like you were from the Dark Ages or a caveman then it would be pretty cool.

[Parrhesia]

Knife and fork.

...Well, for preference, two slices of bread.

[Acacia Sgt]

Oh hey, I'm eating steak right now...

*looks at hands*

Fork alone it is then. lol If only because they aren't actually that big to begin with to be cut into pieces.

[El Rey León]

Where's the mouth option? That's where steak goes.

You people are weird.

[Zanarkin]

Where's the mouth option? That's where steak goes.

You people are weird.

You are doing it wrong. Obviously you absorb food with your skin.