Helios Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 The chances of you dying are actually very slim. According to BBC News, the number of deaths in Israel due to Palestinian actions number only six, in a population of over seven million. I would be more worried about being hit by a car or having a heart attack, then, and I wouldn't be too ecstatic about being "still alive". Israel is hardly in the position of a life or death struggle: in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if over the last week, total deaths had actually decreased because people are staying inside more! Maybe Palestine should fire more rockets at Israel! It's for your own good. You should be thanking them, really. They nobly sacrificed 158 of their own civilians to save yours, after all. Thanks for helping me look on the bright side of things! ...damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Why would Life ever request a reply this polite to this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Haha your wall of text is no match for my lack of attention span, I just skipped to the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 holy fuck it's mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 http://gyazo.com/229d74c11e50304b7d0e7444a70e45ae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 http://gyazo.com/229d74c11e50304b7d0e7444a70e45ae oh my fucking god ahahahhah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 EXCELLEN LMAO i'm going to hell i' m so sorry someone shoot m e please why would you go to hell for agreeing with the truth again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 (edited) ^Don't you please no don't you ^youyouyouyouyouyouyouyou ^YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU ----------------------------------------- Jan Travolta you wonderful ham! ----------------------------------------- ^YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU This is how you waterproof silicone?????? Edited December 7, 2012 by Mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Yup. This joke falls on basis of one thing. That Life would leave a message to a community he despises. Would Life really suck hard enough to make his account so easily stolen by his brother? I'd hope not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Would Life really suck hard enough to make his account so easily stolen by his brother? I'd hope not. Well, when people die, sometimes they leave wills that leave things to their family. So I'd imagine that if Life dies he will hand the keys of his account over to Death in some sort of posthumously-sent PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 That reads as a bit ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 well it's far more likely that he has death do it than embarrass himself by asking a family member or someone to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 (edited) That reads as a bit ridiculous It...does...? Well you know, as I would have imagined half of it, half of it was in the subjunctive. Where it is now I cannot say, but I'd imagine you could tell me. Edited December 8, 2012 by Mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 by death you mean that wonderful man sometimes known as Hoeseph that hasn't had internet in years and I need him back and *sob*? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Well at least this wasn't like the last time a member 'faked their death' on this forum. And then something of great calibre was born! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Well at least this wasn't like the last time a member 'faked their death' on this forum. And then something of great calibre was born! Please ... not that ... >.< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Man we need more fake deaths. :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 hey guys I'm sad && sick of Life time 2 kill myslef bye SF /throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted December 8, 2012 Author Share Posted December 8, 2012 hey guys I'm sad && sick of Life time 2 kill myslef bye SF /throat Going out to celebrate now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Going out to celebrate now. I'm sure reading minds isn't a bannable offense. . .yet. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 by death you mean that wonderful man sometimes known as Hoeseph that hasn't had internet in years and I need him back and *sob*? I'm not sure tbh. Probably "and *sob*?" though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 *sob* indeed. I miss my hoeseph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Going out to celebrate now. : ( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Maybe he's celebrating in your memory. Like some kind of Louisianan thing. See he actually cares. D'awwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted December 9, 2012 Author Share Posted December 9, 2012 Maybe he's celebrating in your memory. Like some kind of Louisianan thing. See he actually cares. D'awwww Celebrating his suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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