SgtSmilies Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That predicting and manipulating human actions is surprisingly easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 one man can easily handle many armies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pichupal Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Javelins always come back to you, but only around 25 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) It has taught me that riders can take damage when their mounts are damaged. Edited December 14, 2012 by Dark Legend Vampire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It has taught me that riders can take damage if their mounts are damaged. Clearly, their souls are connected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Bestiality is okay. As long as they have a human form. Even if they exhibit characteristics of being half-human. Like Velvet and her bunny ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Rings can make you larger(or stronger if you're playing shadow dragon), large axes can be used as boomerangs, enemies that join your side can instantly change the color of their clothes, you can take a lightning bolt to the face and be fine, and getting stabbed by a lance somehow hurts less when you are holding an axe than it would if you are holding a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 fire emblem taught me how to live my life to the fullest and inspired to me be a better person in all things i do it actually just taught me how to throw my gameboy at the same spot on the wall with perfect accuracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That woman riding pegasus die if their pegasi are hit by bows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) It's taught me that two people can hook up even if they have the compatibility of a Betamax tape and a Blu-Ray Disc player, or a hair dryer and an extension cord. Edited December 15, 2012 by Little Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 5% actually means 50%, especially in a dangerous situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy_One Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 That a 99% hit chance is a guaranteed miss, but only when you are fighting the ONE foe who poses ANY chance of killing you at the end of a long level and that one foe has a >25% chance to hit you and a 1% chance to critical. Of course he will critical in return. That I can make even a pudgy blob suddenly run faster than an athlete by changing his boots. That younger kids are more powerful and fear-inducing than seasoned combat veterans. That three conversations with a girl = marriage. That, for some bizarre reasons, there are never any doors in a building unless they are protecting something REALLY important. That Jack Sparrow wasn't a true pirate because he couldn't walk on water. That I should never trust a tier list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Fire Emblem taught me that 8 enemies attacking at 50% hit in Enemy Phase = 100% chance. It showed me true math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It has taught me that if you have blue hair you are usually successful/awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 FE taught me that the little innocent woman looking out for you and keeps your game going will also be the one to decide when it ends It also convinced me not to be an archer because I'd have no self defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) -People die when they are killed. -Laws against incest exist for a reason. -Female knights will always choose mounts with less carrying capacity for some reason. -If a story doesn't seem to make any sense, it might be because the story doesn't make any sense. -American localizers will always prefer what they consider cool above what actually makes sense. -German localizers are painfully insistent to maintain past mistranslations despite being pretty darn good otherwise. Seriously: ElFire is ElfLight while the actual ElLight is still ElLightning in consistence with FE7's NoA trasnlation. The magic triangle is pretty messy here. -Given enough time, everything you like will eventually turn to crap. -Dual wielding Two-handed swords while riding a massive lion is the most badass thing ever. -Gaming discussions are a good reason to insult and degrade others. -High heels don't penetrate movement. -Japanese developers seem to focus exclusively on pandering to Otakus these days. Edited December 14, 2012 by BrightBow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 May I add the fact that a little arrow does more damage to a dragon than a lance pierced through the same spot. And giving a sword to a noble turns it into a rapier, while giving the same blade to long haired swordsman makes it a katana, and when that same sword is passes to a hooded assailant, it turns into two separate knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Wearing a robe gives you more durability. Reading books will help you hit things. Sprinkling dust on yourself makes magic attacks more powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk King Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Fire Emblem taught me that If i'm riding a horse and I pick up a tiny little mage girl I will be slowed down the same as if I picked up a large man wearing heavy armor. And books break if you read them too many times. Thats right, they BREAK... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) FE is the first SRPG that taught me people die when they are ki-- -People die when they are killed. oshit too late Also, shields are useless I'm forced to wait until my enemy's turn is over I'm forced to take an attack to the face when it's my enemy's turn... or dodge depending on pure luck Thunder is very easy to dodge and unlethal. Ballistas are jokes. Unless it's FE4 Chapter 2. Sitting on a throne like an Odipose Rex makes me stronger. The power of LOVE and FRIENDSHIP gives me strenght (or other stat bonuses) Rapiers are useless Horses have fear of injections, I think this is why they are weak to Rapiers. one man can easily handle many armies Oh, yeah An army of 12 people can beat an army double or triple their size, fight agaisnt an entire country and WIN, and survive without casualties. Edited December 14, 2012 by Rapier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Kamon Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) It taught me that if a girl is possessed by a bird, that bird is God. Yune: Hello Edited December 14, 2012 by Alfred Kamon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Hey Rapier. GBA!Heros use their shields to Parry. Just saiyan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Hey Rapier. GBA!Heros use their shields to Parry. Just saiyan Parrying only exists on FE10, and I don't understand how the hell it is activated. >: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedoom Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It has also taught me that Rapiers are made just to kill cavalry and knights( I can understand the knights part since its all about thrusting but CAVALRY? srsly?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 It taught me than in a desert, you walk further wearing a robe than riding a horse. Also you can stay in a desert indefinitely without suffering dehydratattion or any negative , even if you're wearing a big armour on a horse. Also, your horse or mount will never have any problem to support you, you will never have to change it. Even after passing days in a freezing forest or in a burning desert. If you have long hair, everyone will think you're the best swordman alive. Often, you can keep your horse or flying unit inside without move or ability consequences. If you can't, you'll forget how to use an axe or a lance when not on your mount. Inversely, you'll forget how to use a sword when you're on your mount. FE5 : You can miss someone 5 time in a row and miss with 99% accuracy if destiny said so. Additionally, you can learn an ultimate skill just by seeing it. Swords can shoot lasers. And fire. And tornados. I read that as "you can shoot tomatoes"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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