Wist Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 "Better" is a purely subjective qualification. So I'm (probably predictably) going with the boring, safe answer: none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I have no idea. Maybe I like Sonic more than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 alternate answer: i am objectively slightly better than you at myth and at math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 also i have one (1) more longterm girlfriends than you at the moment HOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I can understand 2 languages that are not really natively spoken in anywhere else but the Philippines. does that count? I can also touch type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I'm better than you at speaking portuguese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 oh yeah this is my alternate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) I can understand 2 languages that are not really natively spoken in anywhere else but the Philippines. does that count? I can also touch type. i can touch-type too - it's gotta be the languages. also i have one (1) more longterm girlfriends than you at the moment HOOO fuck Edited July 3, 2014 by Parrhesia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) I'm better at Physics and the Ace Attorney series. Edited July 4, 2014 by NinjaMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 nobody went for the 'at updating threads punctually' cheap/accurate shot, disappointing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Question 308. Choose any one superpower, but you can only employ it for mundane uses. by request Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 btw shapeshifting is the correct answer here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) TBH I've always really wanted to use Thor's power set for incredibly mundane uses Flight? Cool, get me to school on time Thunder god powers? Awesome, no more worrying about blackouts and finding outlets, computer always charged, also free air conditioning for the wind powers too Being super strong? Can move all these furniture by myself, amazing and I bet Mjolnir gets super wifi signals aside from already serving as an excellent flashlight Timestop could be interesting too, "fuck I need 5 more minutes on this test TIMESTOP" Edited July 5, 2014 by Thor Odinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 btw shapeshifting is the correct answer herethis is probably factual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 but if you shapeshift into a router can you still go on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 TELEKINESIS. So I can smack the light switch from across the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I'd like Mr. Fantastic's powers so I could go out in a thunderstorm and not worry about harm from lighting. Also reaching stuff like the remote, controller, keys, etc. would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Telepathy or telekinesis. I'd probably find more mundane uses for telepathy BUT I probably wouldn't approve of them eventually; I'd rather not have the option. This goes for most sufficiently powerful powers. Telekinesis just seems cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 ACTUALLY I lied I would want to be able to copy skills that I see and/or copy skills/knowledge/mastery out of other people's heads. That would be really cool and hella useful in mundane ordinary life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 speedreading.the superpower is i retain the ability to understand the text as if i had read it at my natural speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyWalk Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 drawing perfectly straight lines and perfect circles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 The superpower to name an object I own and instantly know where it is at. I need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Being a psychic, here's why: Teleportation- So I could get to places faster and never have to use an airport again. Automatic Writing (this is a psychic ability wow)- So making a dream journal would be easy as fuck. Astral Projection- So I wouldn't have to waste my time waiting in lines. Divination- So I could win the lottery. Dowsing- So I'd never lose anything again ever. Faith Healing (wow this really qualifies as psychic somehow I guess)- Because being sick sucks. Telekinesis- To get the remote controller, wow I'm lazy as fuck. Psychometry- What Esau said. Pyrokinesis- Just for fun (I-I'm not insane!). Remote viewing- Just in case I'm too lazy to attend lectures. Telepathy- Way better than text messaging. There are others, but I'm too lazy to describe those. Anyways, I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 I would take shapeshifting over all of those op Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Being a psychic, here's why: Teleportation- So I could get to places faster and never have to use an airport again. Automatic Writing (this is a psychic ability wow)- So making a dream journal would be easy as fuck. Astral Projection- So I wouldn't have to waste my time waiting in lines. Divination- So I could win the lottery. Dowsing- So I'd never lose anything again ever. Faith Healing (wow this really qualifies as psychic somehow I guess)- Because being sick sucks. Telekinesis- To get the remote controller, wow I'm lazy as fuck. Psychometry- What Esau said. Pyrokinesis- Just for fun (I-I'm not insane!). Remote viewing- Just in case I'm too lazy to attend lectures. Telepathy- Way better than text messaging. There are others, but I'm too lazy to describe those. Anyways, I rest my case. so by 'psychic' you really mean 'one with an arbitrarily large selection of powers' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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