Lance Masayoshi Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) Well, the bad ending has more story The good ending is more, hey you did something great, now face a ridiculous final boss with three phases so op it hurts In the bad ending it's not as bad, but the same thing happens In other words, bad ending has more story They still are pretty bad though Edited August 13, 2014 by Hydra Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Devil Trigger Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 why would you want more story in this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 why would you want more story in thisbetter question, why does this hack exist and why is it getting a sequel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 THE DIALOGUE IS SO BAD I CAN'T [spoiler=MISTAKES WERE MADE IN THE MAKING OF THIS HACK] Uh, some people busted in and saved us or something? I don't know how you expected a person called Light to be trustworthy, so this is pretty much your fault! LIGHT PLS GO YES, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. Look at how evil I am! Hahahahahahahahaimgayhahahahaha! You're dressed like Team Rocket, so yes I did. DOES PROOF-READING MEAN NOTHING TO YOU WHAT WORK WHY DID NOBODY NOTICE THIS Get ready for our villainous gloat! More like HATE and LAME. LIGHT YAGAMI IS LOYAL TO NO ONE A WITTY COMEBACK IF ONLY WE HADN'T JUST STOOD THERE AND LET THEM TALK AT US FOR HOURS And it's ALL YOUR FAULT. 3edgy5me I don't, I just think that you suck. game pls stop this writing i can't Thank god, I didn't want to hear your backstory anyway. NO I THOUGHT I WAS DONE Well, this is obvious. If you weren't such a TERRIBLE CHARACTER I might have felt pity for you. But I don't. I really hope that we don't, but I'm not getting my hopes up. WHAT IS THIS THING AND WHY DID IT RUIN SPLASH Anyway, we go south of Guardia and east through the forest. The rangers are gone now, but in their place they left... This little shit. I didn't think the names could get much worse, but Kevin has proved me wrong! It's cool, they're probably awful anyway. As if one rival wasn't bad enough! Raging. ...a guy? I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE FIGHTING LIKE, I CUT SOME TEXT OUT BUT THEY'RE JUST YELLING FOR NO REASON WHY IS IT STILL UNEVOLVED NO WONDER YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT THE CHUMPY GRUNTS I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY CRESILLIA RIP OFF PLEASE LEAVE He's almost as terrible as you. Almost. JUST HE WAIT Don't even bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 17, 2014 Author Share Posted August 17, 2014 [15:51:41] SB: second update in a day incoming [15:51:47] SB: i think i hate myself or something [spoiler=THE RIVALS NEVER END] -me, playing this game When I'm not raging, of course. GAME PLS GO PLS -anime/game villains everywhere, before getting wrecked by said kid I have nothing to say about this dialogue. So I guess this means it's comparatively good writing? FUCKSTOP THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE I CAN'T GO 5 STEPS WITHOUT ANOTHER RIVAL INTERRUPTING CAN I I feel like I've made the "that's intentional" joke before but it still fits so well. So RUDE. Good job Claire. I hate you too. I don't want to agree with these chucklefucks, but they're right. THINLY VEILED FORESHADOWING MAYBE??? I. Just. Fuck no. Nobody aspires to be evil. People have reasons that they do despicable things but "for the sake of being evil" is not one of them. This writing somehow getting worse! Good job??? They ran away, hopefully to go and learn how the English language actually works. Free stuff is good? TENSION RISING Uh... Why am I getting this thing again? "I don't think I can use this...">phone You're an idiot, so no. Fuck off game. Please do. Immunities op? TOUGH CHOICES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeaderR Elliot Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I am happy this is still alive. So much fun reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share Posted August 18, 2014 I'm now actually uploading screenshots from yesterday, as opposed to 3 months ago. [spoiler=I CAN'T ESCAPE THE RIVALS] I can't get away from them no matter what I do, can I? ;_; I don't know you. You've caused me more trouble than they have. I don't get a choice in this, do I? This part was easy. This one not so much because it has FUCKING RIDICULOUS STATS considering I think its a legendary? Thankfully Graveller should be able to tank it thanks to its high def and- Fuck me. Why do you do this to me game? THANK GOD. Please don't wake up. DAMMIT. STOP IT PLEASE DOUBLE TEAM ISNT DIFFICULTY FINALLY You just SUCK. Yeah, they're fucking awful as well. Please, don't wait up for me. PLS GO Anyway there was a town there but it had like, nothing in it so I ignored it. MOVING ON. I WONDER IF THIS CAVE IS IMPORTANT. FUCK THE RABBIT HAS MUTATED IT IS NOW PRACTICALLY BULLETPROOF I picked this up just because it's good filler and the game loves to throw bullshit at you. WHY DO I NEED A SECOND TM FOR MAGNITUDE This thing nearly wiped my team holy shit. no stop Time to wreck? Now for the aptly named BOULDER CITY who came up with this shit seriously I REALLY WANT TO BUT I CAN'T Pokemon Center is blocked off so I can't even heal! Such great design. Next time, into the gym? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share Posted August 18, 2014 how the fuck did this hack get an award again [spoiler=A CAREFULLY LAID TRAP] Hi DEFINITELY NOT THE ADMIN I MET A WHILE AGO NOT OMINOUS AT ALL Yeah, and I'm totally not suspicious of you at all. Really. Your apprentices who are totally not part of the Dark Organization. Yup. As opposed to the two bad ones. See, I knew they were good people! The trainer title lies! Yeah this was pretty easy. Thanks dude! Woo! This is not suspicious at all! Nothing! Nothing is wrong! "It's just where we keep the bodies." "A symbol of death." 3edgy5me So why the fuck is this hole in the back of a gym? Anyway we get dropped into a cave. Oh. And if you don't have any rock smashers GAME OVER thanks game. People! This is like, a really fucking boring scene. "We're even worse at Pokemon than they are..." Or that? You just suck at your job! Just as long as they don't use Water Gun! FINALLY NOTICED Because Jagold seems to think I'm an IDIOT who would fall for the most obvious trap in history. Well yeah, they kind of sucked. THANKS FOR REPEATING WHAT WE JUST ESTABLISHED Because sending the kid to face the criminal boss is a much better idea than having the gym leader person do it. We all know they're fucking useless, don't even bother. Why did it take you until now to think of this plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 zzzzzzzzzzzzzz [spoiler=BAD TIMES] game pls Then why are you still here? evillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaughevillaugh Oh look. Leanna is trying to act cool. She's failing miserably. Since when have numbers mattered in fiction? Not too bad. Neither can I! You kind of stink. For once, can I agree with her? Okay, but aren't we forgetting something? Why are there so many question marks in place of his name? Who are you kidding they're fucking awful lol. WHY DOES THE HOLE EVEN EXIST. Anyway, we get warped out of here and back to the Pokemon Center. Please stop acting like we're friends. That goes to both of you. I will destroy both of you. It didn't take long. Fucking inflation. Anyway, the leader. This dialogue is boring. Time for a double battle, right? I need Surf ;_; Because you SUCK. Anyway, here's what I got the Pokeballs for. Time to wreck things. Anyway, now there's no indication of where to go now except for the fucking rock. Wonderful. By the way, this chick is still standing here. Maybe she starved to death or something? LAME TRAIN GO Say hello to the Shedinja wannabe. It looks vaguely related the Castform which makes me very upset since I actually like Castform ;_; I don't even know what hurts it but burns are a thing. I'M SURE THIS DESCRIPTION IS ACCURATE (hint: it isn't) Anyway, things happen in the city and I think I'm running out of pictures. Next time, we... skip a gym? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Hope springs eternal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) [17:13:16] SB: i hope i can condense 102 images into an update [17:16:02] Refan³: of course you can [17:16:12] Refan³: 90 of those images are probably ellipses anyways WE SHALL SEE. [spoiler=2 GYMS 1 UPDATE] "me!" - me playing Ruby Destiny When has that stopped me before?Wait you're not talking to me shit I hope that good cause involves getting a better hairstyle. This writing is just... Ugh. And then we charged in or something. Um, fuck. Did I mention we never got a chance to heal before being roped into this event in the middle of a town? I'M NOT EVEN USING THE ZANGOOSE THE OVERWORLD AGREES WITH ME. That was slow and painful. NOT THE GOOD TIME So yeah they ran. "And I'm completely fucking useless!" Then we got warped away... But walked straight back so there was no point lol. I like how most of the townspeople don't give a fuck that Zapdos is here. I'm insane, so sure. A FAIR FIGHT Okay, that's better. Do you know what we do to dudes who spam double team? CRITICAL SELFDESTRUCT YEAH I'm pretty sure if your Pokemon faint, they become less friendly you moron. So uh, yeah. We skipped the gym we could've been forced to go through thanks to this. GOING SOUTH Hi BlitzwhoistotallynotRiley. I'm pretty sure this dude is in the earlier Ruby Destiny games? I feel sorry for him, and I've only had to go through one! W-whoa there. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Anyway back to BOULDER CITY. We're ready now. TIME FOR A DOUBLE BATTLE lolnope Venusaur soloed it through use of Sleep Powder and Cut, basically. Good game design! Every time I see this fucker he's like NOPE GOTTA TRAIN CAN'T BATTLE yet he still sucks. I hope this is like, Stone Edge or Rock Slide (since the former isn't in Gen 3 normally...) Screw you Terry. Edited August 22, 2014 by Smug Brit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) The dialogue is bad why does it exist Oh yes Blitz is from the first Ruby Destiny games He's kinda the main villian(?) not sure Edited August 22, 2014 by Hydra Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 That's probably what the SF user is named after too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 Poll added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 THREE IN ONE DAYI'M ON A ROLL [spoiler=THIS GAME IS SUFFERING] STUPID LOOKING LEGENDARY DETECTED PREPARE TO ENGAGE Ha, it's a chump who doesn't EMULATE. IT PROBABLY DESERVED IT And now everyone runs off after it. WE SPOKE I hate you game. "Or I'll screw with your brightness again!" I have like, no idea what type that attack is. NO ANYONE BUT THE RANGERS LEANNA NEEDS TO STAY AWAY Oh no! If only you didn't announce when you were attacking! Also, HOW THE FUCK DOES IT TALK? "Then I realized I don't understand shit about tenses." Evidently not, considering how terrible these people are. CAN YOU KILL ME SO I CAN STOP Oh my god stop doing this shit. ... Graphical glitches op. BACK HERE AGAIN I'll be fine as soon as I'm away from all of you freaks. "We decided to add another rival. We didn't think you had enough yet." Such a good guardian. Yeah, Kevin would've fucked it up too. Did like, nobody notice the DO in Boulder City? Shouldn't people have been on fucking high alert after what happened recently? This is complete horseshit. Angeallen disobeyed orders! Three of which are Fakemon abominations. I never would've guessed. Yeah, I bet you don't even have your Guardian Trainer license! It can burn for all I care. Well, yeah. I'm still alive, aren't I? THEY WERE NPCS WHO CARES THEY WERE PROBABLY MORE ENDEARING CHARACTERS THAN YOU THOUGH They fucking deserved what they got, then. Yeah, it was the galactic wannabes. Yeah, I've uh, kind of ran into them already. Are you even listening to me? You probably won't find them! And you definitely won't be helpful! We then proceed to remember Claire, but say nothing about her. It's probably for the best though, considering we would be putting her fate in Leana's hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 this game is the worst bless your crazy British heart Sbuh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I say savestate and do all the endings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I did ^ of me Also I think you're repeating the same things in every update which means this game is really really bad even though i knew this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 I say savestate and do all the endings i might be a maniac, but i have limits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 if you're lucky, the game will make you backtrack and force you to play all endings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 that would be like this game aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 So, uh, for doing so much of this game in one update, you get to suspend someone that's not a mod who posted a terrible idea in the thread~! (just kidding, that would be clipsey-abuse. . .but thanks for taking more pictures of the train wreck) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 I'm almost as good as Horace at updating! Maybe even better. Also... [spoiler=SCREW YOU MANIX] I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM THIS DOESN'T HELP MUCH Some asshole THREW THIS at me I think! Because #yolo? ...Was this in the original game? Oh man a cave. Why did I teach flash to Vulpix again? "I could only find Zubats!" JB IS IN THIS GAME TOO DOES JAGOLD'S EVIL HAVE NO LIMITS He looks really old for an 8 year old though. pls go PLS GO. I sure hope not! 8 year olds shouldn't be travelling the region on their own! THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON IN THIS CAVE I think this was a shortcut? Great, before Manix dragged me back into this abomination of a game. Cool. I don't care. I forgot how terrible the names of this game were. ...No? NOI DON'T NEED ANYMORE RIVALS WE ALREADY GOT JB THIS UPDATE ISN'T THAT ENOUGH! He must've noticed that everyone around him is an idiot. THE RETURN OF DOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOT They were all busy. Considering the outcome? Probably. -destinedjagold, unsure what to write next Unfortunately. Please move. I'm wondering why too. Wondering why your grammar is so terrible, that is. HE'S NOT MY RIVAL FFS WHY DO THESE THINGS EXIST I think I deleted Venoshock for this? Idr. Anyway, after the curbstomp... FINALLY Nicolas pls go. Don't care. What? Hell no. GAME I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS HOPEFULLY NOT MANIX WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 hey SB update ruby destiny again WAIT WHY DID THEY GIVE (what I presume are) EVOLUTIONS TO VOLBEAT AND ILLUMISE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeaderR Elliot Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 This is alive? Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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