NinjaMonkey Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I don't get into actual fights... Pretty sure that there is none really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 My eternal, unending fight with the one above me. I can sympathize with that. It's hard fighting God when he's omnipotent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 it was probably with you integrity god only knows the details but I'm assuming it was with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I can sympathize with that. It's hard fighting God when he's omnipotent. I don't know about you, Lucifer, but there are too many people above me for the first one to be God! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex95 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'm not exactly sure how a "nice fight" works (considering it's a fight, which aren't usually nice), but, um... I got a restraining order on a bully at my middle school way back when. That count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!" This, execpt that he only managed to say "That kid...is inhuma..." before fading out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpent of Sheol Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 A fite on pokemon showdown with a certain person where I swept them with a Sigilyph. ;__; this one time i got into a fight with my sister and she bit me this is probably the only recorded instance of my sister actually getting in trouble for inflicting physical harm upon me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryhard Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 (edited) I kicked a douche kid (trust me on this one) and he ran away crying it was nice for me Edited January 20, 2016 by Tryhard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 20, 2016 Author Share Posted January 20, 2016 This troper took a few levels when, after years of being a Woobie so pitiful Shinji would say what the heck is wrong with you, I had enough of a girl I liked always going for this tall, blond guy. When they were talking right in front of me in the street and holding arms and talking and all that, I said, "Shut. The. Hell. Up." The boy looks around and walks over, trying to look menacing. Martial arts studies come in. I take a punch to the forehead and then slide under and punch him in the stomach, he goes backwards and I land another one to his face. I then go berserk and full body tackle him. He managed to crawl away, and say, "That kid...is inhuman!"[/size] thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 This guy ran away with my group's handball once. All our biggest mates ran after him and I realised he was being herded (probably accidentally) into the canteen. So I cut him off in a hallway, aimed precisely with my steel-capped boots and I fucking kneecapped him. He fell over and like five, six guys dogpiled onto him, in the middle of the canteen. During lunch. It was great! Sadly I followed up the only cool thing I did in T entire YOOL 2010 by then getting right up in the guy's face as everyone scuffled and then he shouted death threats at me. I thought this was just, you know, casual banter. But it turned out he was actually like a psychotic criminal. So. That was fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 This guy ran away with my group's handball once. All our biggest mates ran after him and I realised he was being herded (probably accidentally) into the canteen. So I cut him off in a hallway, aimed precisely with my steel-capped boots and I fucking kneecapped him. He fell over and like five, six guys dogpiled onto him, in the middle of the canteen. During lunch. It was great! Sadly I followed up the only cool thing I did in T entire YOOL 2010 by then getting right up in the guy's face as everyone scuffled and then he shouted death threats at me. I thought this was just, you know, casual banter. But it turned out he was actually like a psychotic criminal. So. That was fun! he could have died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpent of Sheol Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 My eternal, unending fight with the one above me. How poetic, warrior, but heed my words; you have already won the battle, for in some perspective, you are also on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euklyd Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Q796: Parrhesia makes a compelling case for two-handed. Q797: SoCal -> NorCal. Nice and short, with a destination of the nicest place in the country. Alternatively, this one transatlantic flight, because it was comfy and had more movies than I could shake half a stick at. Q798: I don't think any fight can beat Elie's. That being said I had an argument (if you can call it that) with Proto about Best Mangos that got me to read my favorite mango ever so that was a Good Argument. he could have diedno he was the one making the death threats, pay attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 How poetic, warrior, but heed my words; you have already won the battle, for in some perspective, you are also on top. The enemy's gate is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyFireMage Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Well I did have a class-wide argument with some other kids over how to pronounce 'Hermione' (motherfucker was pronouncing it 'Hermy-own') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 everytime i fight, i settle it with rock paper scissors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 everytime i fight, i settle it with rock paper scissors You live in the stone age what ever happened to smash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 he could have died Nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renne Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I am not sure. I don't think any fights were really nice for me. But of course, I've never gotten into any physical fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasied Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I can only think of one fight that I've been in. It was a pretty pathetic fight since I was, like, 12. I just kicked the guy who was trying to strangle me off and when he tried again I got him into a headlock and dragged him to the teacher on duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Protip: Don't get into an argument with God. You'll lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargirl Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 when I was little I got into a scuffle with a classmate and hit their face after they started crying I started crying and apologizing then we moved on and played blocks together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiac Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 when I was little I got into a scuffle with a classmate and hit their face after they started crying I started crying and apologizing then we moved on and played blocks together How canadian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I tried to beat the shit out of a wooden dummy but a goat mom told me I had to talk to them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted January 20, 2016 Author Share Posted January 20, 2016 it was probably with user darros and we got incredibly mad at each other for a straight year and then we both got really remorseful and now we're best friends so in retrospect it was the nicest fight QUESTION SEVEN HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE: How good are you at sticking to a schedule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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