Raven Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but it must be good. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Boron says on page 15 She meant FFtF, not in here =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 She meant FFtF, not in here =3 Yes, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Ok, list of people that were involved in the event that led to the FR. ... Jet Black Gunner If I know what the event was, which I think I do...I was not actually involved in the event at all. That is to say, I never had any contact with the instigating individual(s). I was just there while people were discussing it. It's rather surprising that I even read and responded to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Yes, that. Oh, ha ha. I thought you might have some weird amount of PPP or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Can I be Folgore Gay? Er, Purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I pass to you brave souls your new theme song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 yes/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Heehee that's quite interesting =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 24, 2012 Author Share Posted April 24, 2012 So, time for another one of Harpoons specials. The Folgore Rangers invade the DC universe! Set in a later season. Part One. Once upon a Christmas time, in a future season, the Folgore Rangers were gathered together in Imps BAsement a.k.a. the Folgore HQ. Now, it is Christmas Night, and all the rangers are sleeping, as quiet as Camdar sneaking Horita's cookies out of Zeddmares Fridge. And, speaking of Camdar, there he is, creeping through Imps ventilation system, and putting a special powder over a stack of presents! Now, come Christmas morning, and Doku turns on the stereo and has "Hey, Hey, Lets dance all day!" blasting at 125 decibals. "Refa 5 does not like it, *****er***er, " says the foul mouthed Robot, in an aggravated tone. 10 seconds later, Harpoon, Darros, and Banzai take tumbles off the hammocks in the basement, and land in a pile, on top of ELiedons Monocle wipers. "Saved from a broken neck, by Monocle rags...." Mutters Banzai, as he picked himself up and walked towards the Shower. "Ugh, my peanut head hurts" Moaned Darros, as he pulled up his jumpsuit and ran towards the kitchen, eagerly awaiting his morning meal. HArpoom just lay on the floor, snoring, and rolled over to the foot of the stairs, and with Imp holding a tray of hot Cocoa. followed by Boron lugging a bag of presents. Imp stopped all of a sudden and spilled 8 cups of boiling hot cocoa on the sleeping Harpoon.. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT BURNS WORST THAN THE HOMONECROPEDOPHILLIC PICTURES CAMDAR TORTURED ME WITH! "Oh shit, sorry Harpoon, I wasn't aware that you picked the foot of the stairs as your new sleeping place." says a startled Imp. "That may have been a bit of an overraction" Cuts in Boron. "I guess you guys should get some burn ointment for Harpoon, and help him up. He's in a state of shock right now." Intructs Eliedon, as he floated over. Refa 5 pulls out a caustic ointment, and spreads it over Harpoon. "THis is what I use when I get battery burns." says the robot. "Errr, Humans and sulfuric acid don't mix together very well." Says Darros. "And you do know, Harpoons the only one who can cook a good meal." "This means another morning of bananas" Seriously Says Banzai. "Never Fear! I have the solution here!" Doku says as he comes running with a wierd powder. "It's the special heal all powder that we extracted from the giant Tangerine troops." "You're going to waste that on this?" says Eliedon. "Ok, spread it out on him!" Says Doku. Harpoon acted as if he had a seizure as the powder was sprinkled on his burns. "What happened?" Says a befuddled Harpoon."I'm awake now, give me a few minutes and I'll get the meal cooked" "You know, Human Wenches are known to have good cooking skills." Says Refa 5, as he mops up the spill with a hose coming out of his torso. "Aww, don't blame me, I've just been paying too much attention to my Shonen Manga, instead of learning basic skills." Moans Imp. "I'd do it, but I'm so ****ing busy keeping an eye on all of you reckless guys" Puts in Boron. After Breakfast, the Rangers gathered around a tree, and while Darros and Harpoon make jokes about Gatrie and Trees- Imp starts handing out presents. Doku ended up getting about 5 Kyanchome Plushes, a Disco Suit, and a Corple Action Figure! Darros got a crapton of fe4 related items, Aideen Figurines, and a Darros costume! Boron got several binders of Rath fanart, and a Nomad Bandanna. Imp, got a ****ing shitload of JoJO items, to numerous to describe. Banzai got a Tanith BodyPillow and several other items. HArpoon ended up getting alot of Igrene, Echidna, Lalum, and Nailah merchendise, as well as a box full of old comic books by DC. All of a sudden, Harpoons comic books produced a warp portal swallowed all rangers Present, and far far away, Zeddmare was peeping on them along with his 2 lackeys. "Boss, I think I put too much of that powder in there..." Says the shelled Camdar. "OH NO!" Exclaimes Zeddmare, as he grabs Horita and Camdar and puts them as body sheilds over the televiewer. The 3 villians get sucked up by the viewed Portal. What will happen? Will the power of Name Change come in handy? Find out sometime, same thread, same Cursin Rangers! ------------------------ Admire my shit writing skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Should I appear here somewhere? I have the suit and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 So, I need to keep working on my story. Also, We need Shoptimus's prime's vehicle transformation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) Dibs on transforming to a big ass hair dryer One does not simply have fabulous emo bangs without hair dryer Edited April 26, 2012 by Shoptimus Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 (edited) Time for the first half of a poorly written story! Featuring the first appearances of Esme and Apoceclipse! It was an ordinary day in Serenes Forest. Our heroes were at high school, despite Doku, Banzai and Boron all being university students. "I don't know why I'm even here... I'm an English Major." complained Banzai, highschool was clearly beneath him. Timp sighed, she knew exactly why the three of them were there. "Banzai, you're here because you failed every class other than English... I know, I know, because you're an English Major. Boron overslept and missed her final exams, again... and for some reason Doku insists that he's still young, and keeps turning up to classes." Thankfully Doku hadn't heard the last part, he was too busy berating Darros for his averageness. The two had teamed up for a project, but Doku didn't seem too happy with Darros' contribution. "Darros, I know you're trying hard, but can't you get things done a little faster? I'm kinda waiting for you to finish the next part." Doku said impatiently. He was a good enough leader but sometimes he was too into his work... and rather demanding. "Hey, hey, Doku. I'm doing my best. We've got plenty of time to do this, and my parents don't want me to fall behind in my school work. Your crime awareness campaign is nice, but I don't wanna end up like Banzai." Darros replied quickly, hoping something else would enrage his leader. However something very unusual happened. "Don't worry, Darros. I'm sorry, I was asking too much. Don't sweat it, you're only a regular guy." It was nice to have Doku off of his back, but the word regular stuck in his mind. Where were his special powers? Name changing wasn't that amazing, anyone could do it really... was he doomed to be back-up to the others? ------------------------------------------------------------ In the Buttlair, Horita was not impressed, Camdar had failed him/her yet again. "Foolish fool! Your incompetence has resulted in failure yet again! I asked you to buy me chocolate chip cookies and what do you bring me!" Horita screeched, smacking the plate of cookies from Camdar's hands onto the floor. He/she then proceeded to break a pumpkin over his head. "But master! They were out of chocolate chip, and don't you like double chocolate chip more?" Camdar grovelled, he was not having a good day. "You incompetent moron! That may be the case, but I asked for regular chocolate chip! Can't you do anything right! You've failed me too many times! I'm sending one of my own monsters to fight those Folgores." He/she bellowed. ------------------------------------------------------------ The Folgores were at their favourite hangout, the juicebar, drinking their juice. It was a wonder that any of them had teeth left. Banzai was explaining the technicalities of Shakespeare to Harpoon... although he wasn't having much luck. "And that's why Romeo never truly loved Juliet. I know this because... I'm an English Major." he lectured. Harpoon looked puzzled, he wasn't entirely sure who this Shakespeare guy was. Did he invent the salt shaker? "Uh... sure..." Harpoon said slowly, scratching his head. It was safer to agree with him than ask more questions. Timp was chatting away at Boron, who didn't seem quite awake. Crash and Marth seemed to have started something with Doku, their music indicating a comical event. "Yo, old timer, that food looks a little too hard for you... maybe I should chew it up for you." Crash sneered, grabbing Doku's waffle and chewing on it viciously, only to spit it back onto his tray. Marth laughed along with him, as usual. "That's it, Fol-..." he began only for Darros to stop him. "Doku, you can't use your powers to beat people up! It's only for bad guys." he whispered. Doku begrudgingly put his arms down. "Very funny guys. Want to chew it some more?" he grinned, shoving it into Crash's face, sending him tumbling backwards into a dustbin. "But you're not meant to..." Darros started. "Hey, I didn't use any of them, that's 100% Doku there." Doku laughed triumphantly, taking full advantage of his loophole. Darros gave in, he probably didn't use that much of his power. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- The day had ended and the Folgores were heading back home. For plot convenience, they all live in the same direction. "This reminds me of this one scene where..." Timp chirped happily. "No!!!!! No more spoilers!" cursed Doku, it hadn't been a good day for him, he really wanted that waffle. Suddenly, in a puff of suspiciously bad smelling smoke, Camdar appeared with a bunch of disposable henchmen. "Hahaha! Folgores, it is I, the intelligent Camdar" he proclaimed, trying to mask his past of failure. "More like maladroit." sneered Banzai, "But you wouldn't know what that means. I do, because I'm an English Major." The comment enraged Camdar, his cool air of villanry shattered within seconds. Cursing life itself under his breath, he pointed rather unmenacingly at the Folgores. "Attack THEM, my minions!" he shouted. He may have been incompetent, but he wasn't going to let his minions kill each other again. For some reason, far away, Esme decided to ask; "What time is it?" "It's Cursin' Time!" shouted Doku, as if he had heard Esme's words. He probably hadn't but it would probably look cool animated. "FOLGORE GREEN, POWER OF SHEER LUCK!" "FOLGORE PINK, POWER OF MANLY MEN!" "FOLGORE BLACK, POWER OF CORRECTING EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR!" "FOLGORE YELLOW, POWER OF STUDYING WATER!" "FOLGORE BLUE, POWER OF NOTHING IN PARTICULAR!" "FOLGORE RED, POWER OF EGOMANIA!" The low budget transformation sequence was complete, the rangers had adopted some sort of stupid pose and donned their costumes. Camdar still couldn't understand why his mooks had watched them do it. "Ha! Folgores! You are no match for my-..." he started, but his henchmen had already been defeated. Camdar screamed, why did he put up with such incompetence? "No matter! I have a new enemy for you to face! Apoceclipse! She shall-..." he began. Apoceclipse had fallen over. For most villains, that wouldn't be much of a setback, but Apoceclipse had no arms, being merely a Spinda-head with legs. She giggled incessantly, her "TEE-HEE" striking fear into the hearts of someone. Camdar put her upright quickly. Surely Horita had chosen a monster that could actually do something? Apoceclipse began something evil, she uttered just one phrase... "TEE-HEE!" The Folgores and Camdar didn't know what was happening. It was like they were being sucked into a vortex... In fact, they were. Everything began to spin around them, and they were sucked in. When their surrounding settled, they found themselves in a dark, evil and rather unpleasant realm. "TEE-HEE!" Apoceclipse bellowed. "You have fallen into the realm of doom, despair and some other stuff! If you wish to escape, you must fight your truest weaknesses! Which one of you shall go first?" Doku stepped forward, being the leader, he had to give the team a good start. Apoceclipse let out another TEE-HEE. In front of him appeared his mortal enemy... It was Sharlow... and he was ready to fight! Edited May 4, 2012 by Parco Folgore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Cool, another story! XD Looks promising so far! Also ... I find it funny how some of the others keep on mentioning your age even though I know you're not the oldest of the FRs. Oops, I overslept and missed my final exams? I'd better be careful not to do that in real life! And yay, we have different powers again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Heehee I liked it x3 And for me the English Major stuff never really gets old, it always makes me giggle~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 28, 2012 Author Share Posted April 28, 2012 Can I be Folgore Gay? Er, Purple? No, but we need an equivelent to a Kamen Rider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Every time I say tee-hee~!, some poor mook is modkilled in a mafia game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Beware of Mr Lightlisneeze! Perhaps the evillest of all Horita's monsters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Eeeeep that one is scawy Oh wait but I'm not little enough But it's still scawy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Hey, Lightli is the hugging monster. He hugged Folgore Black yesterday in chat, and Black's not a loli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted April 29, 2012 Author Share Posted April 29, 2012 I won't be on very much, if at all in the coming week or so. Due to being in the middle of moving to the phillipines, I am helping my family in packing, hosting a garage sale,and cleaning the house. Due to my Family needing all of my attention in this herculean task, I cannot rest at all.. And due to both of my folks having bad backs, they cannot go lifting 30+lb boxes around without collapsing, so I have to it. As well as cook in the evenings, do chores, and a variety of other tasks. I would also like to note that. By may 8, I will be on Phillipine time zone and may not be able to chat with some of you on IP chat. (So, anyone who lives along the east coast of the Americas......I may not be chatting with very often) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Good luck with moving, Green ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 (edited) Omg living in Philippines sounds amazing, but not the preparation to make it happen. D= Yes definitely good luck! Edited April 29, 2012 by Freohr Datia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 double chocolate chip cookies are amazing shin's story is non canon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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