Original Alear

"(don't use wrist or ankle weights ever)" SHAME ON YOU! Wrist weights (suggested 5-10 lbs) are used in x-rays of the acromioclavicular joints! Actually I have never seen that exam done...but still...!

"there is puddin made out of bread??? secetary clear my schedule"

I got a kick out of that "adbot" report.

"sometimes I go inside a donut and I pretend I am Saturn. astronommy."

" hey look i a human look at my arms arming around and how dumb my intelligence is. april fool it me bird I still my wonderful self."

"I have announcement to mak: I am running. I am running for muffin wrapper stay back I saw first."

You were asking about the guy in my March 2015 avatar/sig, and since Gryz actually correctly guessed who he is, I thought I'd link you to the answer in his post: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=52329&p=3647068

"I have announcement to mak: I am running. I am running for muffin wrapper stay back I saw first."

Happy birthday! Phew, noticed before the cutoff.

happy bday

Happy birthday~!

Its yer boofday. Grattis!

hey you it's your birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I feel like I should post something super effort-filled to match your usual fare for your birthday but I can't think of anything. Is this a sign of my inadequacy or a sign of the fact that you're impossible to replicate??? You're one in a million. SeverLan. Happy birthday.

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday Severian!!

Happy Birthday, Severlan!

Happy post-pre-birthday!

Happy birthday, Sev!

"I have announcement to mak: I am running. I am running for muffin wrapper stay back I saw first."

"I have announcement to mak: I am running. I am running for muffin wrapper stay back I saw first."