Lance Masayoshi Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 The more I see of this script, the better I feel about myself. Between the gameplay and the dialogue, there's enough padding to ship every Christmas gift in the world safe and sound. ;/ its a not christmas miracle nope this is 100% wrong we don't even have fly yet, and you can no longer surf which is why you need all of your badges back gameplaywise iirc tbf last time i played this game was a year ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 [20:51:59] SB: whoa man [20:52:08] SB: manix didnt ask me to upd8 ruby destiny today [20:52:23] SB: its a christmas miracle me updating is even more of a miracle! [spoiler=CHRISTMAS NUMBS THE PAIN SLIGHTLY] we are now in MINERAL CAVE and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT is it wearing sunglasses lmao THE HIGHEST POINTS OF THE MOUNTAIN UNDERGROUND SEEMS LEGIT also that sprite is maximum lazy holy shit. TEAM POST-CAPTURE If it wasn't a ridiculously WTF Fakemon i would use it because look how op it is, but i refuse to acknowledge these monstrosities' existences for any longer than necessary. FINALLY VULPIX NO LONGER SUCKS WHO SHOW UP ON THE RIVAL ROULETTE THIS TIME A... new fucker. MORE ELLIPSISES WHY WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER RIVAL SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE NINTH RIVAL I THOUGHT FOUR WAS TOO MUCH IN X/Y AND YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TOOL This is Jimmy. He's a prick, if you couldn't tell already. "I'M NOT EVIL BTW" So yeah, this happens, because we need more filler. He was a chump. He had a Primeape, Graveller and few other things I don't remember from roughly 6 months ago. It's weird how I can still recall exactly how mad I was then. THE RUBY DESTINY EFFECT, EVERYONE. Perseverance, save stating and- wait I'm not at the part of the game where you need to employ those yet. Jimmy is blatantly the anime rival. WE WERE NEVER TOLD THIS, BUT GO ON So, what is Jimmy going to do about this? Be an opportunistic fucker and usurp his position. By the way, I don't think Joseph is EVER mentioned again. I could be wrong, but if so he was completely unmemorable, or its so late in the game I haven't got there yet. Anyway, Jimmy leaves and we go inside. So... since we never fought the gym trainers before because of lolzapdosbattle, we get to do it now. Guess how this gym goes. Insert generic OH NO YOUR BADGE dialogue here I don't remember Team Earth ever doing ANYTHING before this actually? But this might be bad memory. Anyway, FIGHT. It wasn't particularly exciting. Still wondering WTF this is. Ahahahah why the fuck is this your ace it's not like you can't rip a raichu map sprite from HGSS or something seriously Anyway, now we only have to do this three more times! Are you having fun yet guys?????????????????????????? Are you????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 i was never having fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Those beady eyes on the gym leader's second Pokemon remind me of that Electric Dragon Thingamabob that you caught. Perhaps that thing is its first form? (either that, or someone in the spriting department needs to be yelled at. . .especially after that. . .thing that has a similar name to Yours Truly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Those beady eyes on the gym leader's second Pokemon remind me of that Electric Dragon Thingamabob that you caught. Perhaps that thing is its first form? (either that, or someone in the spriting department needs to be yelled at. . .especially after that. . .thing that has a similar name to Yours Truly) if this doesn't give you a good example of how bad the spriting community is... welp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I've seen screw ballance decision with hacks.... and then I see this game with its "we're giving level 30's when everything else is a third of that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) Screw getting a badge per update, I want to get this done. [spoiler=GETTING THE BADGES BACK TOGETHER] WHICH SHITTY RIVAL DO WE MEET NOW NOT!GARY HI I wish I was free, but instead I'm playing this game. Or uh, I was. At one point. [13:34:03] SB: uploading screens from... august 21st. [13:34:12] Manix: lmao [13:34:49] SB: most recent is the 25th [13:34:53] SB: of the same month [13:35:14] SB: i literally have no touched the game in over 6 months and am sat on over 1000 screens [13:35:37] Manix: i too think that august is 6 months ago [13:36:15] SB: shhh [13:36:29] SB: 4 is clearly 6. I hate this game sometimes. ...Actually, I can't actually think of when I was actually having fun with this game. This is... really sad. RANDOM KID IS WATCHINGthey do nothing ever again i thought it was a girl help Tough battle. Yeah, remember when we earned this symbol guys? ...And the second time?Yeah, we have to beat this stupid gym three times. I don't think this ever goes anywhere either. ...Yeah, because that really encourages me to go there. Why is she asking us over the rest of the damn rangers or the gym leaders? Seriously. Awful, thanks. How about you? It's nothing much, just >Ruby Destiny and all. Even the game is aware this is complete horseshit, it seems. But we still have to fight, just because. It goes how you might expect. YESFLYwait shit we can't use it yet DAMMIT GAME INTERMISSION: how the fuck is guibit this bulky I think this was a Solarbeam? Anyway, now for BOULDER CITY ...Or not. Considering the amount of training he does, you would think he was uh... Not shit. So, we go to grass town for more FUN But not long enough. Who actually gives a fuck about the Pokedex? Wait, the leaders won't let you fight them because he doesn't have one. He's so bad. This writing makes me cringe. If it means anything, you probably wouldn't win anyway with an unevolved Eevee at this point. I don't know why I used SHADESDRAGON on this but I did. I think everything else was dead or something? Tragic. It's alright, you're a loser anyway. I apparently forgot to screencap all of Andrew's dialogue, but it was probably worthless anyway. WHAT DO I DO GUYS? oh god what the fuck The "again!" just rubs salt into the wound. ...This was our fucking reward. What. Anyway, back to BOULDER CITY. Rather than ambushing us right at the doorway, Light waits until we're inside to screw with us. He basically repeats the "GOTTA GO TO RINTAH TOWN ALSO FITE ME IRL" speech again. It was mostly uneventful, but I think this is where the game begins spamming double team endlessly?I hate it too. "PLS JOIN US KTHNXBAI" I capped even less of Terry's dialogue, apparently. PRESS SURF TO WIN what the fuck the dude at the entrance literally said you were training don't lie to me game I guess this is better than Magical Leaf??? It still sort of blows though. Anyway, WE HAVE ALL OUR BADGES BACK FINALLY. This added LITERALLY NOTHING TO THE GAME. Next time, back with the "plot". Sigh. [spoiler=BONUS] Fuck you too game. Edited December 30, 2014 by SB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 i cannot tell you how much laughter arose from this pokemon and your response even if it was six four months ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 [spoiler=THE END?] Anyway, ROUTE SPLIT TIME. I don't think I actually have a choice though thanks to broken events, but yeah. I just saw this thing. First off, we're still Brendan. Second, LOST SHADOW 3edgy5me More like THE SOURCE OF PAIN FOR SB except not really that's the entire hack Anyway, we're at Breeze Island, ready for the evil route I think! EVEN THE SIGNS So yeah, now to be TOTALLY EVIL AND STUFF. Pick a Pokemon? Uh... alright? Then the game basically crashed and did nothing. So uh, evil route is out! Gud programming. ...Nobody bothered to fix this? Anyway, welcome back to PLOTI haven't missed it either. Time to save the day I guess. Really I could leave this region to burn and I doubt anyone would care. THIS WON'T BE YOUR LUCKY DAY My sides are exploding. Help. Even Zoey is laughing at how bad it is. Oh, right. Wait, why do RANDOM GRUNTS have it instead of the boss or at least a FREAKING ADMIN. BAD THINGS. SOMETHING DIABOLICAL WHAT HAPPENED TO TEAM AQUA CAN WE HAVE THEM BACK Oh, right, battle. Normally, this battle is very difficult because uh... Compare levels, and then consider the fact that this thing has ridiculous stats. So yeah, this battle should be Very Hard. Except... Perish Song breaks pretty much every boss fight in this game - which is basically the sole reason I'm using Lapras when I don't really care for it otherwise. Easy. ...Rino, who's side are you on? Have you not figured out that calling out its name will do nothing yet??? ...Just use a revive? Um. Something happened! NO WHY ARE YOU HEREI MEAN I FULLY EXPECTED IT BUT STILL PLASMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wait wrong game THE EDGE. It's hard to take you seriously when you can't even formulate a sentence properly. It sure is cool that we can see this. Right? Right??? I take it back. RUBY DESTINY: EVEN PLANES HAVE TALKING PORTRAITS It's okay, I'm pretty sure it's only a single targeting move. Yeah, why aren't we doing that? Oops, we died. Well everyone, I'd say this was fun, but then I'd be blatantly lying to you and that this is one of the worst games I've ever played. I'll see you all the next time I find a game terrible enough to LP (which knowing me, shouldn't be too far off). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 LASERS FALL EVERYONE DIES good hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 PLEASE LET IT BE THE END! Because I don't think I can take much more of seeing that toucan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted January 1, 2015 Author Share Posted January 1, 2015 IF ONLY [spoiler=EPILOGUE?] ...You just have to ruin my fun, don't you? God dammit I wanted this game to be over. I... What the fuck am I looking at? DEVIHEL TOTALLY NOT AN EVIL NAME I WONDER WHICH ASSHOLE THIS IS REFERRING TO HOW ARE WE DOING THIS SOMEONE EXPLAIN hahaha what the fuck this is so out of place Uh, sure?I'm just wondering how we haven't fallen off this plane... Not to be confused with the Red Orb and the Blue Orb. Nope. Oh, yeah. Light was apparently a member or something. I don't remember who, but someone is actually being reasonable and saying "how do we know he's trustworthy again?" I mean, it never goes anywhere (JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS HACK) but he's got a point. It... doesn't even look like there's a door there? Just the frame. Wow. They actually did something right? Uh... flashback?I think this was the Pokenav or something. It's a good thing you did, because I have no idea what's supposed to be going on. I don't really feel the tension. Um... do Zoey and Rino have the same fingerprints somehow...? Nah, it's just another instance of Jagold not thinking things through, as usual. What did you expect them to do?"Okay, here are the blueprints.""Time to yolo it?""You know it!" MORE DUMB MECHANICSBECAUSE THIS GAME DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH ALREADY Except we can't do that because we can't get to them! it really is game over this time, right? Nah, the DARK ORGANIZATION decided that coming to confront us while we're trapped here and can't do a thing to them is the right decision. Okay game. Please kill me already, I want release from this game. Battle happens. THIS ISN'T FUNNY GAME. Yeah, it's not like they have invisible barriers they can put up and hide behind. Wait, shit. I also like how Leanna is facing us while yelling this. gg Jagold. Nicolas pls you had Angeallen for like 2 days before you lost it. I still don't think I'm over the fact that this guy's name is "Hate". It's like Jagold couldn't think of any more ways to shove "hey these are the bad guys" in our faces . Yeah, splitting up in an evil team's base sounds like a great idea. So everyone does that. Yeah here's a fun thing. Usually you have to talk to the barrier once and then it gets disabled. Usually. Sometimes it doesn't do anything for like a minute and it's really annoying. I guess it's meant to give the illusion that the others are actually doing shit but in practice it's just really annoying. Oh, and half of the grunts in this place have the same dialogue, like in gen 2 in the rocket hideout. Except these guys are manually placed and not automated so there isn't really an excuse? I'M SO SORRY SKARMORY And this is the other one, iirc. NOT GUIBITand why is there a grunt with a milotic wtf So intimidating. But yeah, these dudes are here, but since they don't have Angellean... It's really easy. I forgot to even screencap what they say after but basically it was just that they ran off I think. And then here's a "wow the guy were talking about magically appears" situation. The exclamation marks!!! I love all of the events that freeze you in place this game because getting caught mid-run looks so weird. NO WHY ARE YOU HERE Do I look like a scrub to you? OH MAN ALL OF MY LEAST FAVOURITE RIVALS IN ONE PLACE except maybe jimmy i guess I guess this is tense or something? Go away Nicolas, nobody likes you. So yeah we get to this room. Why is the boss looking in the other direction? Is it to look OMINOUS? So is the other "grunt" too. I dunno why you're bothered about the cannons over the FUCKING INTRUDERS SEVERAL FEET AWAY FROM YOU. So uh... all you can say is "Darn it"? What a lame villain. Oh, yeah this is another thing that makes no sense. But... Stealth wasn't talking, was he? That was one of the grunts. Either that or Jagold is horrible at labeling shit. It could be either. we dont have your fucking cat richard go die Also WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A VILLAIN ANYWAY? THIS WAS NEVER FORESHADOWED AT ALL EVER AND HIS MOTIVATIONS FOR JOINING THEM ARE NEVER EXPANDED UPON EITHER THIS MAKES LITERALLY NO FUCKING SENSE Hooray! We need more people to pretend they're doing things. ...Except they don't actually do things because more dudes arrive. What was the point of this? Please. This game never ends, no matter how much I want it to. This fight was so easy I don't remember a thing that happened in it. Oh, and can I just point out how dumb of a name STEALTH is?Who names their kid that? Okay, he probably was GRUNT LEADER. He finally realises he needs to focus on the Actual Threat, after all this time. He's ANGRY or something. Nice double space out of nowhere game. It looks really good. I'm 90% sure that this is caused by no trainer class existing for Stealth, but how hard can it be to just hack in "Boss Stealth" or whatever? Um... This was probably a mistake. ROLLOUT SAVE ME? what the fuck even is this ninetales wannabe Well. Erm... This is going well? EVEN BETTER IT'S ALL UP TO YOU STUPID GOGGLES DRAGON SO CLOSE But then it killed it. OH GOD DRAGON DANCE WHY wait never mind its dead Tragic. And uh... We crashed or something almost immediately after? But somehow nobody is dead. Alright..? Next time, we finish shit with THE DARK ORGANIZATION once and for all. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I LOVE HOW ITS NEVER EXPANDED ON IN GAME TO GET THESE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 The exclamation marks!!! The new color on the Grunts' name! How did that happen?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 I have uh... nothing to say here this time. [spoiler=EXPOSITION DUMP] "I can't crash it onto the town because it would kill people, I'll just shoot it with MASSIVE FUCKING LASER BEAMS instead." Game, please. I don't really care at this point. GIOVANNIxMAYLENE OTP Weren't... you trying to get revenge or something yourself? Yeah so uh... I don't think you're the best person to call out his motive, Light. Maybe you should just SHUT UP and let him talk. You won the league and sucked that badly? Wow. NOT THE FEMINISTS So uh... it was just like a regular thunderstorm. Alright. This is RD1, iirc. But I don't see why GENTO was completely fine when Hevah got fucked by it when it wasn't even there??? wait what leanna please stop talking So uh, this sounds like a completely bullshit plot point but aright. Wow, Light is kind of a dick considering and its weird how he has no empathy whatsoever considering he went through something very similar. Both of them together? What did they do, both stab her simultaneously? Well, you did a kind of shitty job at it. "btw go to another region and get some dude to release a legendary""alright""lol he's gone lets kill her now" And uh... wouldn't Angellean coming back FUCK UP THE "BALANCE" AGAIN after the sacrifice? Nicolas is just terrible? Figured. Well... he's a bit of a shitty angel, in that case. YOU KNEW IT FOR LIKE 2 DAYS 2 FUCKING DAYS YOU CANNOT BE THIS ATTACHED TO IT "yo wanna blow up rintah town w/ me lol" "k m8 will be there in 5 mins" "kk" So uh, what does everyone do with these revelations?Basically nothing. Speaking of done, this scene is too! It's really abrupt. IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ALCOHOL LEFT FROM NEW YEARS KEEP IT HANDY So yeah we need to go back the other way. Fun. And then go back here, I guess. They... really don't do much to keep people out. I WISH I don't know why Jimmy or Leanna really need to be here. Well... considering the angel is apparently a dick, I can't see why the devil has to be evil either. Jimmy is just 3edgy or something. Yeah, uh... why were you just standing here anyway? NO PLEASE GO AWAY Oh, yeah. They exist. So the DARK ORGANIZATION were just joke villains. rip Alright, cool. I now know to go as far away from there as possible. I think this is talking about the RANGER BASE? But idk. Anyway, we can go in the airship because nobody bothered to really guard it... So this is one of the rooms the others went into in order to help take out some grunts or something... ... Are you for real game? Anyway, this hole in the wall is a thing. IT ACTUALLY EXISTED WHILE WE WERE FLYING WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE SHOULD'VE CAUSED SOME MAJOR PROBLEMS but what do I know? Anyway, we can go through to uh... This place. This is also where you get told about the alignment split so uh... maybe the Breeze Island thing was just shitty programming and not "the entire evil route is fukt". I'm pretty sure ignoring everything Leanna says in neutral, so... RANDOMLY RED TREESI don't understand them. Also more drinks. These chumps are still here hiding or something. DROPPING ALL OF THE BACKSTORY I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS PART And we were finally noticed. Alright. Blame PLOT CONVENIENCE. But you're both pretty terrible so uh... We aren't?When did this happen? Yeah uh, this thing. I don't think April or Zoey ever mentioned the other existed until now so yeah... pls stop the tsundere Uh... I don't know? Maybe? NOONLY I CAN ALL CAPS RAGE IN THIS THREAD I don't even know if she's dead or anything but um... that might just be bad writing making it unclear. And then Zoey storms off. And he says he trusts us, tells us where they're going and follows her. Um... alright? NO WHY DOES HE STILL EXIST ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US WHY YOU WERE EVIL YET NO? OKAY. SO YEAH PEOPLE SORT OF PRETEND THE WHOLE "RICHARD WAS EVIL" THING EVER HAPPENED AFTER THIS I DON'T GET IT EITHER I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH BRAIN DAMAGE FOR ONE UPDATE BYE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Man what's plot nowandays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) The only thing I can get from that stupidly long cutscene THE DRAGONS IS A BUNCH OF DICK Which makes sense. Dragon does looks like a dick. Makes you wonder how a Dragon "God" would be Breeze island actually isn't glitched. Your supposed to do it after this event, nevermind you can do it before this whole giant clusterfuck thing. Nice Programming 101 right there. The evil route sucks anyway Edited January 2, 2015 by JSND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 The evil route sucks anyway Its better than the good route iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Sage Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 man how did this game win awards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 man how did this game win awards programming, sound, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 programming, sound, etc Sound, I can see (as SB can't really showcase that here). But programming? When there stuff like "you can do bad things to the game if you press certain buttons during events" or text flowing out of the box, I find it hard to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Masayoshi Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Sound, I can see (as SB can't really showcase that here). But programming? When there stuff like "you can do bad things to the game if you press certain buttons during events" or text flowing out of the box, I find it hard to believe. I thought it was programming, Destjagold did somethings that weren't around in 2008(yes this hack is that old) give it some credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 The textbox thing isn't hard to fix, Jagold is just lazy. It's a shame because he shows that he's capable of adding a lot of cool features and stuff, but it feels like he has no idea to design a game so that it actually plays well and can't be bothered to fix the errors that he literally can't have missed while testing it. Also what the heck is the plot. Skyline seems to be better at this for the most part besides CULT LEADER PATTY FOR NO REASON but whatever. I haven't actually played it so this is just what I've seen from looking at someone nuzlocke it. [spoiler=VIETNAM FLASHBACKS] HOPEFULLY NEVER FUCK YOU NPC MOONSPEAK talking to trees was not on my list of wanted superpowers though thanks game APPARENTLY SO Hey, it's the prick! MORE DRINKS but they were the arc 1 joke villains I am the best, after all. YOU CANNOT STOP MY GRINDING (he wasn't an issue.) Yeah, I imagine people would react badly to you using Satan Incarnate in a random battle. Or that. do you hear that? it's the sound of me not caring FUCK YOU, ME NOT THE FLASHBACKS ITS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH EXPERIENCING THIS DIALOGUE ONCE I don't think anyone understands what the fuck went through Jagold's mind as he made the plot of this game, so no. i literally cringe irl now every time i see this WE DON'T NEED FLASHBACKS THIS WAS 10 SCREENS AGO YOU FUCK I COULD BE REPOSTING THE SAME SCREEN HERE AND YOU ALL WOULD BE NONE THE WISER BUT SADLY I AM NOT DOING THAT HOW MANY OF THESE DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH i think i need to start counting how many of these screens there are at this point. You know, I don't think I even cared about this shit when the conversation was happening, why do you think I care now? odajqojqoncqiwnf2iu2f9k2fopko2fn2fvinf2i f2oj2fo2fninf2ikn 2fiv2ijm2vocj2v93v92ni2ni2v coqkoqkojdnidfn2inf2i2iufg1syvsyfatrftaftsf2td2vbjfn2i none of these keyboard mashes express my rage strongly enough i dont think anyone actually gives a fuck about gabrieleon ever besides you [22:59:46] SB: nothing can make me mad quite like ruby destiny can [23:03:40] SB: manix [23:03:50] Lord Rayfaquaza³: is one of those things [23:03:57] SB: did anyone besides claire ever care about gabrieleon [23:04:05] SB: because i dont think they did [23:06:39] Manix: something like that confirmed. good job with that game. how long is this going to last WHY IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS HOLY SHIT WE'RE PAST THE FLASHBACKS WE'RE ONTO BAD GRAMMAR BUT AT LEAST ITS PROGRESS I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER WOW IT STOPPED A THIRD OF THE WAY I AM GENUINELY IMPRESSED or actually there's no arrow so its probably a screenshot fail rip THIS IS IMAGE 46 WE SPENT ROUGHLY 30 IMAGES ON THAT FUCKING FLASHBACK SEQUENCE SERIOUSLY GAME also, happy birthday JB! how can you stay enthusiastic after being trapped in this hack for so long i dont understand oh, uh, this is a thing. I THOUGHT THE BIG SCARY MONSTER WOULD JUST WANT TO GIVE ME A HUG Screw you, we're doing it anyway. Looks pretty stupid. So uh, we talk to it and... WARPED OUT OF THE CAVE WITH NO EXPLANATION #thanksjagold also inside i keep getting outleveled and this made me kind of want to drop graveler, but i didn't. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND NOW IT HAS BOUNCE TO MAKE BATTLES EVEN SLOWER GOD DAMMIT GAME MORE FUN NEW MECHANICS if you step on the wrong tile you fall through the mud and then... Fly through the sky and land here. There is no explanation for why or how this happens iirc, and there is DEFINITELY no way to tell where you're meant to step. Good mechanics. SO MANY PATHS Eventually we get here, so yeah. NEXT TIME, WE FINALLY GET TO USE FLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_ Posted January 18, 2015 Author Share Posted January 18, 2015 double update because idk [spoiler=WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS] WELCOME TO THE TOWN THAT IS TOO SHITTY TO BE MARKED ON A MAP as explained by this guy so we just walk on and never mention this place again. It's mostly just here as a healing point or something. I don't know who's talking! I have no idea what's going on!Please don't have unnamed characters talking offscreen in a game that isn't voice acted. (That doesn't mean make this game voice acted, although it would probably be hilarious.) MARK I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE MEANT TO BE HE JUST RANDOMLY GETS A NAME HERE ROLL WITH IT WOW I ENCOUNTERED A PERSON SO UNLUCKY THE GAP IS TWO TILES WIDE YOU CAN EASILY WALK AROUND AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED NO? OKAY YOUR LEVEL ADVANTAGE MEANS NOTHING TO ME DAMN YOU ABOMINATION Did you put it in a REALLY OBVIOUS LOCATION? But I'm already laughing and crying after seeing how poorly written this game is. why would you do this map design >: oh god please tell me we're not going to fight and monologue again despite you losing to me. okay. AFTER BEATING THE LEADERS UP TO 3 TIMES I THINK I HAVE RIGHTFULLY FUCKING EARNED THEM JUST WALK AROUND ME YOU IGNORANT FUCK WEREN'T YOU JUST CALLING ME SHIT A MINUTE AGO #CONSISTENCY Please. If it gets you to shut up, sure. More like he's scared of getting rekt again. healing is a thing but this makes no sense in character whatsoever CHAMPION MATERIAL RIGHT HERE nah not really I think this is the first time I have agreed with ingame!me ever. Anyway here's gym master dude. Except he's being a dumb. MORE FUCKING DRINKS. We have already established this, captain obvious. But we need to do this first so yeah. Well, someone made sure to check their shit. I don't even think Victory Road exists in this game. Anyway, after we beat his mook the dude will notice us. I DON'T CARE ABOUT RUBY DESTINY 1 UNTIL I LP IT SO HOPEFULLY NEVER COOL, DON'T CARE "I don't have" (roughly) ITS OK BRO NEITHER DO I AND I'VE BEEN LPING THIS FOR 8 MONTHS SOB ... No words. I don't know what the fuck his gym specialty is meant to be? "Bullshit" would have to be my first guess. also why are you so much weaker than RANDOM TEAM EARTH GRUNT at the start of this update ok thanks for answering anyway BADGE, STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO USE FLYITS ABOUT TIME but then it started raining because idk NEXT TIME, ...I really don't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeaderR Elliot Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 OMG two updates on the same day! Keep it up SB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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