Screenshot SB plays a POKEMON HACK FROM HELL [Complete!]

[Ema Skye]

Cat evolves into a duck.

Remoraid to Octillery at least made a tad bit of sense (both are based on marine life). This is just........ (oh gosh i'm starting to sound like the game) not making any sense.

[Dandragon]

Hmm, this thread looks interesting. Wonder what's inside. *opens*

[Scarlet]

I won't bother commenting on the "plot" and instead just note how brainmeltingly awful the mapping in this game is. Like, wow, just look at that forest, or at that hill that has a random Ho-oh on it.

[eclipse]

All the ellipses, it should be called

Pokemon Ellipses version.

YOU ARE BANNED!

I'll take Cresselia over that weird cat thing any day!

[blah the Prussian]

So they took parts of Johto and just arranged them however they damn well pleased? Jag old, give me my childhood back!

[charlie_]

I won't bother commenting on the "plot" and instead just note how brainmeltingly awful the mapping in this game is. Like, wow, just look at that forest, or at that hill that has a random Ho-oh on it.

Oh come on dude, don't you recognise ILEX FOREST???

In other news, updating tonight. Gonna see if I can finish this thing tonight, but no promises.

[charlie_]

HERE WE GO

[spoiler=THE STORM]

So do I! I wonder what would've happened if I actually tossed them...

This choice doesn't actually influence anything. Chaomega just gets kind of mad and takes them anyway if you don't say yes.

I'm surprised how enthusiastic you are considering you were all for blowing up the timeline because you were bored several updates ago?

...

Is this for real?

Fucking hell Chaomega.

Just use superglue? It'll probably work.

Even in endgame itself, Jagold drags out the script for as long as physically possible.

SO YOU'VE BEEN SAT HERE FOR LIKE

GOD KNOWS HOW LONG

NOT KNOWING WHAT THE PILLARS ARE FOR

FUCKING SMOOTH CHAOMEGA

Not as smooth as Jagold's programming though.

You need to do this for every pillar.

I accidentally clicked it again and then this happened...

HI BLITZ

WHAT'S GOING ON

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

But yeah when I went back up, none of the other pillars worked.

Also, Chaomega starts acting like you beat the game or something. IDK, I still haven't actually beaten it yet.

So in order to fix this, I needed to do a full reset.

Meaning there's a random graphical glitch there now. Don't ask, because it's been appearing in other places at random too and it's confusing.

After putting all of the fragments inside the pillars...

Makes this happen and kicks us out?

It's weird as fuck.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK IN NOW, IT SURE WAS GREAT OF THE GAME TO KICK US OUT

A NEW ABOMINATION

THIS TIME I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S BASED ON A POKEMON THOUGH

"Destroy this hack and everything in it."

SCREW YOU CHAOMEGA THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD

FUCK

WHY ARE THESE JOKERS ALL HERE

HOW ARE ANY OF THEM (barring one exception) CONSIDERED WORTHY

I DONT NEED YOUR COMMENTARIES JUST GET OUT OF MY SIGHT

Patty is here too. You just can't see her in these screens because she's stood literally one space behind us and is covered by a text box. Thanks, Jagold.

I DIDN'T

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT I WOULD SUBJECT MYSELF TO THEIR COMPANY WILLINGLY

THANKS, PLOT CONVENIENCE

I suppose this is meant to come as a shock?

Remember how I said there was ONE other person who was worthy of being here?

Yeah, this is it.

-me, trying to figure out where the hell the plot is going

SHE'S BEEN STOOD IN PLACE ALL GAME LONG

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

BY THE WAY, IF PATTY WAS DANGEROUS, WHY DID CHAOMEGA NEVER MENTION HER TO US BEFORE

THERE WASN'T EVEN A FUCKING HINT

I ALREADY TOLD YOU

HELLO

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

DIDN'T YOU GO BACK TO THE DISTORTION WORLD

wow i think it actually killed leanna or something

hooray!

I WONDER HOW THIS WILL GO

THE VOICE OF REASON

THANK YOU KEVIN

Um...

Why would I do that?

...

What the fuck game?

Random thought:

Isn't Ruby Destiny basically Jirachi?

WARNING

COMPLETE BULLSHIT INBOUND

BRACE FOR IMPACT

READY?

THE TRUE FINAL BOSS EMERGES

AND HER NAME IS PATTY, OUR GENDERBENT EVIL TWIN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

Also she's possessed by Zah or something from that world I DONT FUCKING KNOW I JUST KNOW THIS IS STUPID

See, with this logic, I can see how Patty got up here.

Everybody else being here is still horseshit.

"DON'T ASK HOW I GOT HERE WE I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU"

I like how Giratina is just chilling this whole time, almost completely obstructing Chaomega from view.

I'm sure that this will end well.

...How was our timeline considered to be the broken one again?

Uh... then don't do it and just leave this one alone?

DON'T WORRY GUYS

I'M SURE IF WE SEND HIM A STRONGLY WORDED PERSUASIVE LETTER HE WILL RECONSIDER

AND YOUR PLEADING IS DEFINITELY HELPING TOO

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

HOW ARE YOU IN THIS TIMELINE

AND WHY ARE YOU NOT JUST HAPPY WITH YOUR OWN

THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

Also making no sense: Chaomega freaking out here is just weird considering he didn't give a damn about this timeline before today.

It's over.

And the mapping quality has hit a new level of low.

Edited March 29, 2015 by SB.

[Psych]

nice typo

[Lance Masayoshi]

okay in 45 words someone explain to me what the hell happened

[JSND Alter Dragon Boner]

Basically

Shit happens

And it was shit

and we hit a new level of shit

Basiclaly

Its shit

[JSND Alter Dragon Boner]

EDIT: Double post

Edited March 7, 2015 by JSND

[blah the Prussian]

WHO THE FUCK IS PATTY?!

[Jedi]

This last update can be summed thus

"What?"

"LOLPATTY"

"What?"

"TIMELINES?"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

[NobodiePichu]

yay everybody died. does this mean were done here all right le-

shit

your at times end that means every things gonna be fine afterwards

;^;

[Grace]

so sb and i played through (not all done, but most) ruby destiny the first

it's literally not shit, it's actually playable

what went wrong

[NobodiePichu]

pretentious writing and misguided ideas about difficulty?

[Dandragon]

Can i kill everyone yet?

[Lance Masayoshi]

so sb and i played through (not all done, but most) ruby destiny the first

it's literally not shit, it's actually playable

what went wrong

if i could tell you i would

[charlie_]

THIS UPDATE IS ONLY 3 WEEKS DELAYED

AND ONLY 2 WEEKS OF THAT IS MY FAULT

This is getting split up because I somehow broke the image limit with everything in one post. Jesus.

[spoiler=NOT!EARTHBOUND, PART 1]


Where were we? Um... I genuinely don't know.

And also now I have boobs because I'm using Manix's save because I lost mine when I had to reset my laptop.

So uh, guess what the dude is called if you play as a girl?



MIGHT

THE BEST NAME

Also Help Me isn't a bad substitute for SoB tbh.



But uh, back to the actual endgame stuff.

You have to run up into the void. It's probably meant to be symbolic or some shit.



I DON'T WANT A SINGLE MEMORY OF THIS GAME



WILD FREAKY RED CATALYN APPEARED

Ruby Destiny is op as fuck and without Perish Song it is EXTREMELY tough to kill. Unfortunately he didn't use Lapras the gamebreaker so things are gonna be kind of tough!

Luckily though, it's *wild* so it has the same issue as various earlier Shadow Tag bosses.



But fuck playing by the rules at this point. Hacking in Master Balls makes this slightly less tedious.



I'm not even gonna complain about this QUALITY POKEDEX ENTRY because I know it wasn't meant to be viewed, but it's pretty funny how badly it got fucked up.



And then after the fight, you get warped to uh... here. And made invisible.



YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE TOWER OF FATE

MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T GET INTO IT?

ARE YOU SURE THE WATER IS TURNING WHITE AND YOU'RE NOT JUST BLIND



So I redownloaded the patch yesterday and it's being deleted already?

Uh... hooray?



It's not surprising? Who knows where the hell I am?



Why are you so upset over a person you met once and spoke to for about a minute?



WHAT DOES GIVING YOUR AURA EVEN MEAN

SERIOUSLY

man this writing is full of shit



Aaaaaaaaand we're back to where we started.

Marth Patty Help Me goes UP



It repeats over and over again?

You thought the Richard fight was bad? Well...



Anyway, we're... here? Wherever that is.



We already had enough useless bodies up in the tower, we didn't need anymore.



I wish you fell off your Pidgeot and died for making me earn your stupid badge THREE TIMES.

Still salty.



When will this game stop pretending that it's deep and meaningful and just accept its status as a glorious trainwreck?



Hopefully we get to see you all die painful deaths.



tl;dr version of this entire update:



And I don't even LIKE Earthbound that much.



Yeah, keep telling yourself that.



Either way, we're back here again.



what is this shit



I'm so glad I don't have to fight this.



WHY CLAIRE

SHE'S SO BAD



YOU WOULD BE USELESS EITHER WAY

STOP DELUDING YOURSELF



NOT HELPING



Even Claire knows he's full of shit.



NOPE

TOTAL LIES

I REMEMBER BEING HELPED BY NPCS IN MEANINGFUL WAYS TWICE IN THIS WHOLE GAME AND BOTH OF THOSE TIMES INVOLVED BEING IN A PRISON CELL



Good, she's starting to get it!



NO

WHY DO THESE SCENES EVEN EXIST OTHER THEN FOR THE SAKE OF PADDING SERIOUSLY



IT NEVER ENDS



BUT THIS ENDLESS ENDGAME SEQUENCE SEEMINGLY CAN'T



STAY GONE THIS TIME

Edited March 30, 2015 by SB.

[charlie_]

[spoiler=NOT!EARTHBOUND, PART 2]

But uh, yeah this place looks bad.


*insert sentimental crap here*

We're basically rewatching the same cutscene multiple times here.



That... doesn't sound like you're sure.



That I'll be okay? MOTHER OF THE YEAR EVERYONE.




Or you could panic and run into the white stuff. I wonder if it killed Kevin yet...



She no longer wants us dead, apparently. It's a pretty quick turnaround.



I think this is the last one?



I don't even know what's going on at this point.



Meh.



No transportation? Okay?



Who's even talking at this point?



Like how Patty isn't a Cult Leader or being possessed by Satan.



Ugh. I thought we were done with this!



Chaomega has apparently lost the ability to speak properly in the three weeks since we've last seen him. I'd say it was tragic, but I don't really care about him soooooooooooooo...



-me, to every image in this update



So uh, did everyone else around fall off the side and die?

Please say yes.



Maybe telling us beforehand that Patty/Might was evil would've been a good idea??? Just a thought.



I never thought it would include so many lines of text.



"HELP ME"
"BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU"

THIS ISN'T A CHARITY CHAOMEGA



Maybe you should STOP WASTING OUR TIME WITH THIS STUPIDLY LONG SPEECH then?



Nobody cares.



I dunno, I'm pretty tempted to just let it explode at this point. It'd kill off a lot of people I despise...



And uh, back here again?

And there is clearly nothing wrong with evil incarnate ruling over your world, nope.



I bet the box looks so stupid right now.



And then um... transported here.

If this is the afterlife, then it's really lame.

If you were looking for insightful comments or (not so) witty jokes, I ran out after the first four reruns of this scene.

Devihel is still a fucker.

He's also a doormat apparently.

AND WE'RE BACK AGAIN

ONE LAST TIME

NEXT TIME ON RUBY DESTINY, THE MADNESS ENDS

[Lance Masayoshi]

please let it be over

[NobodiePichu]

i notice they refed soul silver ad heart gold in the most painful of ways.

please end this suffering of mine

[blah the Prussian]

This story is less coherent than the story of that fanfic Dvea Stdider Pokemon Trainer. That's saying something. This hack makes Ride to Hell: Retribution seem not so bad after all. Thats saying more. These characters make the cast of The Room seem likable. That is saying the most Ive ever said in one sentence. I have no idea what the fuck is going on with this story. The most depressing thing is, most people seem to like this. Google a review. It WILL ruin your day.

[Lance Masayoshi]

like this one

[spoiler=god why]NOTE: LIFE OF GUARDIANS IS THE THIRD RUBY DESTINY GAME, BUT IT HOLDS A SEPERATE STORY AND THUS THE PAST GAMES DO NOT NEED TO BE PLAYED.
Reccomendation: 10/10, A must-play Pokemon ROM Hack.
The story starts with what most hacks begin on. A young boy/girl growing up to be a trainer in a new region, but this starts off a bit different.
First the protagonist which I shall refer as he, wishes to become a Guardian Trainer, trainers which command, have bonded and ultimately protect the Legendary Pokemon, Guardians Pokemon which take roles in the past game "Ruby Destiny" Games.
She runs into problems with his childhood friend, as an old woman running away from the evil and quite literal- "Dark Organization", the old woman asks for help and lets the hero and his friend use her Pokemon.
Time passes.
The Hero seeks to become a "Guardian Trainer" and now he must challenge the Eight Elemental Masters and ultimately challenge the Pokemon League, but shadows reign over the region Hevah as the Dark Organazation, and something much, much darker awakens....
Scripting:
One of the most scripted ROM Hacks I've ever played, for god's sake, you can chose the path of good, evil and neutral at a point in the game, the scenes are amazing, the scripting I simply can't put it into words.
10/10
Storyline:
Probably, and possibly the best storyline of any Pokemon ROM Hack, with its powerful scripting events you'll get stuck playing the game wondering what will happen next, it's large set of rivals, the Guardians and their emotional turmoils against the Dark Organazation becomes visible and trust me, as my friend said. "You'll feel stuff playing this."
10/10
Setting:
The Fake Pokemon became worrying, but I soon grew fond of them as my challengers used them against me and I fought on; the atmosphere of the Henova Region is one of the well-most made regions I've seen. You won't be disappointed as you will soon wish for Nintendo to make a game out of the Henova Region.
10/10
Sprites:
The Fake Pokemon became favorite Pokemons as the amazing story backed by the grand scripting and their sprites looked better every passing second. The Fourth and Fifth Generation Pokemon also looked extrordinary, average trainers got new-incredible sprites. But some gym leaders and story characters have some sprites borrowed from other games. But that's the only downfall, and even those sprites look great.
9/10
Music:
A somewhat of a dissapointment for such a game, but for some reason as I kept playing on I found the music to become more attracting, as I started to enjoy the battles and the music. But sometimes it just feels out of place. Yet, the variety though limited, most of the time feels well-placed.
8/10
Difficulty:
One of the hardest ROM Hack I've played. The "Elemental Masters" replacing the Gym Leaders are increasingly difficult with slick strategies theses Elemental Masters will catch you off guard. And don't get me started on the "Pokemon League", dear lord, it took me various tries to pass such a difficult challenge.
You have various rivals, some of them even carry legendary fake Pokemons, which after a few times after battling them, you'll see your rival sends out that Fake Pokemon which he has uses to hamper your momentum.
Even average trainers become difficult late in game, as soon you realize the forced-lack of winning money, thus forcing you to strategize on how many full restores to buy and use in battles.
10/10
Replayability: Moderatly High.

source, don't even give a fuck if its from reddit or not, its still a review

[charlie_]

"You'll feel stuff playing this."

pain, anger and confusion is what you'll feel